so im not gonna show the trailer because it has cussing, and I try staying away from that in my reviews…but if u want to see the trailers its on YouTube ……psyche….just kidding….I found a clean version 

Hahaha…anyways….I should mention this film is hard to tell when in the timeline it takes place …..because its a comedy film that breaks the fourth wall….so yeah.

I want to take this time to talk about the opening credits……its funny as shite…..u know alot of movies will start with like from the producers of blah blah….well guess how this film does it….well ill tell u

Is association of marvel entertainments

Some Douchebags film

Starting God’s perfect idiot

A hot chick 

A British villain

The comic relief 

A moody teen

A CGI character 

A gratuitous cameo

Produced by A**hats

Written by the real heros here

Directed by a overpaid tool

Hahhahahahah ….im sorry I’m already tickling myself to death and were not even in the review yet…..

…anyways the plot is….this guy named Wade Willson (played again by Ryan Reynolds)…..yes don’t worry he plays alot more accurate Deadpool this time….so anyways he has a girlfriend named Vanessa (played by Morena Baccarin)…..anyways 1 day Wade Willson gets diagnosed with cancer and he’s dying….no cure for him….until he gets approached by a guy called the recruiter (played by Jed Rees), ….he tells Wade he has a way for Wade to get better…..of course Wade accepts this….and before he goes through the procedure…he says “oh don’t make my suite green and CGI”….hahahahhaahh….get it…he’s insulting his role as green lantern……yes a marvel character is referencing a DC film…

..I would complain about it but hey that was a shitty film……so anyways the person who’s overseeing his procedure is named Francis (played by Ed Skrein)……and his servant named Angel Dust (played by Gina Carano)……so after the whole painful procedure…..now Wade is invincible…..he has regeneration powers…so it cures his cancer…..down side, he now looks like he’s badly burnt…..anyways now he’s mad at Francis for making him look deformed…….and he blows up the building…….yes he survives….but his girlfriend doesn’t know that…..she’s told by cops that he died in the explosion……lets skip a bit…..he doesn’t tell his girlfriend he’s alive….he instead goes and visits his friend named Weasel (played by T.J Miller), who works at a bar……so after a bit of him making fun of the way Wade looks like…..they both come up with the name Deadpool….we then get a montage of Deadpool trying to hunt down Francis….and creating his outfit….kinda reminds me of the Toby Mcguire Spiderman montage…because he starts off with a mask and hoodie…..and then a fully not made Deadpool outfit…then the montage ends with him wearing his finished outfit…..I find that a cleaver move to make it similar to that Spiderman film……so yes Deadpool finds Francis and his men in cars on the road….so he heads off to kill them and starts causing Havoc….the way he gets to the road is by hailing a taxi….whos being driven by a guy named Dopinder (played by Karan Soni)….and he’s funny….he does appear again in this film,  he basically becomes Deadpool friend…and he spills all his complaints and situations onto Deadpool basically….thats his character in a nutshell….also Deadpool has no money so he gives him a crisp high-five…..and he just accepts that…..hahahahah….so anyways now he’s atom the road where Francis ans his men are coming at….and he jumps into their car ans starts attacking them and crashing the cars which starts causing Havoc…which gets the attention of colossus (played by Stefan Kapičić)…..whos at Xavier mansion….eating cereal…..so then he heads off with a mutant named Negasonic Teenage Warhead (played by Brianna Hildebrand)……….so anyways they get to the road that Deadpool is on…..and they try bringing Deadpool back to Xavier home….because he’s been causing to much havoc…..so after Deadpool trying to punch Collossus…which ends up breaking both of Deadpool arms and his leg because he tries kicking him….so then Collossus puts handcuffs in Deadpool…..and he says he’s gonna take him to the professor….I do like what Deadpool says….”McAvoy or Stewart?, these timelines are so confusing “…….hahahahahahahahha …..I love this film…..anyways Deadpool escapes …by cutting his hand off….and he makes it back to an apartment room that has a old blind woman…..who he stays with for now on…on occasion….

Yes his hand grows back….so anyways in the third act…..Francis kidnaps Deadpool girlfriend…so now he news to stop Francis… so he goes to Xavier mansion to recruit Negasonic Teenage Warhead and colossus……when he knocks on the door he see Negasonic answer the door and after he aka for both there help…I like what he says….hehehe….”u would think there be more then 2 x-men,  but its like the company didn’t have enough money to hire anymore x-men “…………golden….as stated I’ve this film…..anyways they head off in a taxi…driven by Dopinder….this time he tells Deadpool about that he put his brother in law in the trunk because he stole his girlfriend ….which does tie back to earlier when Dopinder told Deadpool about his brother in law…and Deadpool told him he should do what feels right….for some reason Dopinder took that statement as I should put my brother in law in the trunk..

.….oh keep this in mind our trio is caring with them a  Duffel bag filled with guns……why u should keep it in mind u may ask….well its because when they get to the destination which is an abandoned boat… ..Deadpool accidentally leaves the bag in the car…….and to late the taxi left …..hahahhaha….so anyways they get to the place and they start battling against Francis men…..while Deadpool fights against Francis and save his girlfriend…..anyways he fights Francis…..Collossus fights against Angel Dust……this whole fight ends….with Deadpool asking Francis to fix him….he says he can’t….so Deadpool kills Francis….and he saves his girlfriend…..so she ain’t happy he’s alive…because he didn’t go visit her all this time…..so he explains…and he allows her to take off his mask…and we see he stappled on a Hugh Jackman face from a magazine….….so anyways she takes that mask off and she now sees his deformed face….she still loves him…..day saved……and happy ending…..the end ….also there is an end credits scene….and how do I say this……

Did I just waste ur time with this end credits scene?…..well woops…….for u of those who don’t know what this end credits scene is parading…..its parading the end credits scene in a movie called Ferris Buellers day off….I kid u not….don’t believe. Me…here’s the end credits to that…and see for ur selves how similar both end credit scenes are

“Ur still here?……its over…..go home……go”

But Deadpool says this in his end credits 

“Ur still here?……its over…..go home…oh u were expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2?….well we don’t have that kind of money, u expecting.  Sam Jackson to show up wearing an eye patch….go….. oh but I can’t tell u one thing thats a bit of a secret…the sequel  were gonna have Cable, amazing character…bionic arm time travel…we have no idea who were gonna cast yet, but It could be anybody…..just need a big guy with a flat top, could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren or Keira Knightly….she’s hot range,  who knows..anyways big secret shhh….oh by the way, don’t leave ur garbage all lying around its a total D**k move….go”……..hahahahahahahahha …..I actually really liked this end credits scene…..its funny……anyways I really recommend this film…although u people should know what ur getting into….this film has tons of cussing and  Raunchy crude humour and brutal violence….and sex and some nudity……so anyways I’m gonna give this film a solid 10/10…..