Mortal Kombat Annihilation: oh good golly…..remember how I said I hated the 2021 Mortal Kombat…..well I take that back….this is by far the worst Mortal Kombat film…..ever…..I fact this is a downright inaccurate film as well…..its not faithful to the source material…..its only accurate in name…..only……lets get into this review shall we……sighhh…..in my opinion if I had the time and effort and a blowtorch…I’d go around and burn every copy of this film….just to spare any more people from watching and suffering through this film……thats how bad this film is….
• so in the beginning of this film (if u can call this a film)……picks up right after the end of the last film…….but first we see flash backs of the first film…of just scenes of Liu Kang………sighhhhhh……then anyways we see in the beginning of this film the villain Shao Khan and his men come down and start attacking our main characters……then we see our main characters….such as Raid- …wait a min….wait a minute….whos that?….thats not Raiden……thats a completely different actor!….ok well at least there’s Sonya Bla-….are u serious!?….they recasted her as well…..well jeez….at least we got Johnny Ca-……son of a B***ch……well ok then I guess we got none of the original cast in this film……minus Liu Kang…….i wonder what happened…..i he only imagine the actors read the script for this film…and said something like this….”ah hell nah fam…..I ain’t signing up for this bullshite”……do u know what….it was probably the smartest thing to do……also heres the clip……enjoy? 🤷♂️….(I’m sorry to any of yall who ends up clicking on this stupid clip)….
Sighhhhhhh….where do I even begin….first off that’s not Shao Khan…….at the end of the first film he actually looked menacing….and well not human…they actually put makeup on his face….he also had a intimidating voice……and a better metallic looking helmet……in this film……it looks like a cos-player wearing cheep plastic outfit u can find at a thrift shop…..nothing about this villain, looks intimidating…..and then there’s the voice……oh boy the voice…..remember how u said he sounded menacing in the end of the first film…..well in this film his voice just sounds so whiny…..like almost every dialog just sounds like he’s ready to break down into a temper tantrum…….😑😑…our villian ladies and gentlemen……a human villian with a whiney voice….whos wearing a 3 dollar store cheep knockoff costume…with a rubber skull mask……..whoopee freaking doo……also come on what’s with that awful jumping in the air?
Raiden: as long as I have the power Khan, u will never rule this world
Khan: as long as the portal remains open, ur world becomes my world…hahaha
Good grief…we’re off to a bad start aren’t we……..actually scratch that …..we are off on a bad start……heck before that piece of dialog…..we get this awful line from Shao Khan
Shao Khan: the earth was created in 6 days, so to it shall be destroyed…and on the 7th day, man kind will rest I peace
😑😑🤦♂️……..dude I really hope u weren’t expecting any Oscar’s awards any time soon…..or ever……🤣🤣…..also really 6 days?…..ur gonna give our main characters 6 days ….which be enough time to beat ur Ass…….why!?….oh right it’s because there wouldn’t be a movie if that wasn’t possible…..jeee…my bad……I almost mistaken this film for a good film……..also what’s with his henchmen….we got a Sentar….(who makes these really weird faces throughout this film)…..2 generic ninjas….oh wait one of them is a Mortal Kombat character named Rain…..ill get to him later…..and some 4 armed woman…….also Shao Khan shows to Kitara that her mother is alive….yeah he revived her and now she’s evil
Kitara: mother? Ur still alive
Kitara mother: to bad u, will die
To bad ur, in this shitty fillm……..uh aha uh just uh……..fellas were not even 6 min into this film and I feel like running into a wall……this film sucks…..that and I already feel bad for sharing this horrible piece of filth with yall……I feel like this is the type of film…u should only ever show to a really drunk person…..or to ur enemies……..sigh but I have to continue on……..God have mercy on us yall……so anyways in this terrible 6 min….we get horribly outdated affects…..power rangers looking type of action and outfits…….also Raiden isn’t even wearing his clothing from the last film!…what’s going on here…also why he all a sudden wearing a pony tail?…….uhhhhh uh uhhhh uhhhh ……also oh yeah Johnny Cage dies….yes thats right he gets his neck snapped by Shao Khan…after barley giving Raiden a chance to bow on his knees…as he was about to do….well i guess the actor was I a rush to be taken out of this film…..I don’t blame him…..after Johnny Cage died, this film took a nose dive down…..if it was ever up in the first place……also also whats with the random words Raiden or Shao Khan where yelling while jumping in the air? …do u know what I hear when I listen to that small scene?…(note these are what I keep hearing each time I repeat that scene of Shao Khan and Raiden jumping in the air at the 2:13 time stamp of that link)
“I’m big on a saw”
“I am a saw!”
“I want the sauce!”
Hahahahaha!!! 🤣🤣….what the frick is this film……we got 2 middle age men jumping in the air screaming random nonsense…….I can’t help but to laugh……just to hide the pain and disappointment I’m feeling watching this……hehehehe hahahahah 😆😂😅🤣…….Jesus lord this film is awful….BTW Raiden isn’t even wearing the same clothing…..he’s wearing white pajamas in this scene….MOVIE UR NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE!!…….in fact this film doesn’t even try to hide there stunt doubles…..in one scene we see a clear glimpse of the Raiden stunt double…and they don’t even hide the fact tnat he looks different….u can tell its the stunt double….because his hair color changed to brown……MOVIE UR NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE!!!…..so let’s skip a bit (plz)….not Raiden and not Sonya Blade and Liu Kang escape an army of ninjas…that 3 dollar store Shao Khan sends their way…….they escape into an underground tunnel………Raiden shoots lightning from his hands to knock down the entry…..if he could shoot lightning from his hands?…why is it he didn’t use it earlier while being attacked by 3 dollar store Shao Khan and his goons of knockoff power rangers villains 🤣🤣…….anyways Raiden tells his group tjey need to split up……to be more precise….blah blah Liu Kang needs to go find a guy named night wolf…..Raiden needs to go talk to the gods and demand answers, Kitana has to go along with Liu Kang, and Sonya Blade has to go find Jax………..ok calm down Fred…..this isn’t freaking a Scooby-Doo episode…….although I did almost mistaken this as a power rangers episode……Hahahah……so anyways…..they each go into some hamster ball type thingy….to transport under ground to there location……and no this is not a Mortal Kombat thing…..idk what this is……I guess the director had some obsessions with hamster balls……..😑😑😑…….sighhhhhh……this has nothing to do with the game!!….anyways then we cut to 3 dollar store cheep knockoff Shao Khan talking to his dad…..yeah apparently he has a daddy in this film…..which isn’t a FREAKING thing in the games!!….I swear did the director do any research on Mortal Kombat……or is this only Mortal Kombat….in name related?…….do u know what I’m starting to think that’s the fact……..he asks If Shao Khan killed Raiden…….he um does a jump down from his throne……wow so necessary….that was so necessary…thanks film….😑……..this film is definitely a master at showing pointless and boring stuff…….anyways let’s cut away from this awful scene……Sonya finds Jax…..he’s tied up to a table in an underground science room….and he has metallic arms….BTW let’s talk about those for a moment…..these robotic arms aren’t even accurate…..in the games, he loses his arms…and has to get his arms replaced……in this film…..he’s just wearing robotic sleeves…..yes u heard that right…..robotic sleeves…..😑🤦♂️…….I’ve heard of creative liberties before….but this is just inaccurate…..seriously….robotic sleeves……yeah sure whatever….let’s move on…….anyways a guy with a yellow padding on him….comes in…..yes I know this is supposed to be a robot…but come on….this is the most cheapest outfit….its just a random guy wearing yellow paddings……..here’s the clip….oh don’t worry it leads into a fight…..
Anyways after they kill the robot….by setting him on fire….then he blows up…..including the building…..while Sonya and Jax jump away from this horribly obvious green screen…..🤣🤣…..then…..hehehehe…..let’s cut to what I have to call the point of this film I laughed out loud…because of how dumb….it is……..so then we cut back to Liu Kang and Kitana…..and guess who they bump into….they bump into Sub Zero…..now before u say, wait a minute…wasn’t he killed in the first film?…well yes he was…but this isn’t that Sub Zero……this is Sub Zero brother…..which is a character in the games….so I found that creative…..yet I’ll not give credit to his outfit…..because it looks like a cheap outfit u get from a Halloween store…….anyways Liu Kang convinces Sub Zero to help them…..which he does…..by um building a bridge out of ice for them…..because they have to get across over a lava pit……BTW this will become pointless later…..anyways Scorpion shows up….ah ah wha-…..huhhhhh?…..what is this Scorpion…or Scorpion brother?….because Scorpion died in the first film….also no Scorpion doesn’t have a brother in the games……so answer to the question is…..who cares….shut up its a film……🤣🤣….and Sub Zero gets in a fight with Scorpion…..and oh oh oh boy……we see Liu Kang jump across to the other side……ok what was the point of the ice bridge?…..BTW it got broken in half….so once again what was the point of the bridge?…….anyways…..hehehehe….Kitana is still on the other side and we see clearly Scorpion is just standing behind her our of frame….(what did the director forget to do a retake on that shot?)…because next footage he jumps up behind her….again was him standing behind her out of frame….footage that forgot to be edited? And and….Scorpion grabs Kitana and do u know what he says…..heheheh…..
Scorpion: SUCKERS!!!
Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣……SUCKERS!!!…..seriously!!…what is this film…..thats not even a line Scorpion says….this sounds like a line a 8 year old kid would say.. ..what was this film made by a 8 year old?…i mean that would explain alot…..anyways here’s that clip…..I’m so sorry for anyone who clicks on this……
Good golly this film sucks….anyways with Kitana kidnapped…….Liu Kang feels alone….and guess what?….he is…..because Sub Zero just leaves….and we never see him again in this film….neither Scorpion…..seriously what was the point of those 2 characters in this film?……anyways skipping a bit or let’s just do a summary……Raiden finds a temple in a desert…..Liu Kang finds the Night Wolf…..he teaches him……how to turn into an animal…..because according to him…..he had an hidden ability that allows him to turn into a animal……..oh God grief………this whole scene is fast and stupid………Night Wolf knocks Liu Kang…out….so he can have a vision…..so learn his powers…..and Liu Kang has a vision of a woman in revealing clothing……in the snow……um……ok then…..apparently this was a test…..🤨……sure……also turns out she’s not a vision…..she’s a real person…..he wakes up and she reveals herself…..and she tags along with him…..to help him find Kitana………..sigh….also if ur wondering why I’m not talking about the villains as much….its because they barley do Jack shit in this film………heck there’s one scene where Shao Khan kills his henchmen…Rain…..by pushing him into a fire pit….well so long to that game character…..oh and he pushed him into the pit with a smaller size hammer then his hammer he has in the game…….sighhhhhhhh……..and we get another scene of Shao Khan offering Kitana some wine to drink….she spits it into his face…….😑…….our villain ladies and gentlemen…….he got spat on in the face………wow glad to see he’s such a feared villain…..oh wait nevermind……….so let’s cut to Raiden…..he finds the gods….at a temple in the desert…..he asks them why Shao Khan is able to rule earth….if they won the tournament…..there answer being idk…….wow such all and power gods yall are….aren’t I right?….😑🤦♂️…..they tell him that o kitana has to make piece with her mother and bond with her….because that will bring peace?….idk just go with it….also they ask Raiden if he loves the humans so much he’d give up his powers…….BTW he does…..😑…..whoopee doo…….so then our group of 4 find Raiden….and um he got a haircut and is now wearing black shirt 😑…..yeah he no longer looks like Raiden…..he looks like he belongs in like the Karate Kid…..anyways ….um before I get any further here’s a compilation video of all the cringy/stupidest scenes…..click at yall own risks…..
Anyways to summarize up this portion of the film….
• 3 dollar store cheep knockoff Shao Khan shows up with ninjas…..on horses….🤦♂️…….with Kitana mother…….then Raiden and his team Teleports away…..skipping a bit….here’s this awful fight scene
Pause at 1:59……look at that…..hehehehe….they didn’t even try to hide Raiden stunt double…..Hahahah……the freaking hell…..did this movie even try…..I mean come on his stunt double doesn’t even have Raiden hair color….this stunt double has brown hair…..this is beyond lazy…..this has become to the point where it’s borderline not giving a shite…..😑😑…..F***k u movie……anyways after this laughable fighting scene…if u can call it that…..its basically just 2 men kicking the air and jumping…..I I ok sure……Kitana knocks our her mother…..wha- wha- what?……did i miss something?….or did the dumb director forget to record footage?……..sighhhh anyways she tries reconnecting with her mother….it doesn’t work…it was all a trap…..what a twist……then guess what else…the woman who helped out Liu Kang….is evil as well…and loon at this…she has Volcan looking eyebrows….because oh boy she’s evil now…..good grief…….anyways so our heros recruit……the female villains recruit to Shao Khan….and right away Shao Khan makes the twist evil female villian into food…by feeding her to a horrific CGI abomination of a creature……..sighhh….well i guess it’s the end of that horribly written twist of a villain……..anyways let’s skip to the ending…….after our heros wonder why the gods lied to them…….oh I’m guessing because…in the words of Sandor Clegane from Game of Thrones…..”what a bunch of Cunts”….also Raiden tells his group that Shao Khan is his brother…….WHAT?!…..no he isn’t!!…..no where in any game has Shao Khan ever been nor will he ever be ur brother…..I swear to God this film is the master at being the most inaccurate adaptation u will ever see…..sighhhhhh……I hate this film……😡😡😡…….anyways time for the final battle…and oh oh boy….I don’t want to torture u all with the details…so I wont……lets just say…….that Raiden gets shot by his brother….and he dies…..whoopee F***ing doo…..😑🤦♂️………and then Liu Kang goes up against Shao Khan…while everyone just starts fighting……Sentor…guy tears off Jax robotic sleeves……yes finally tear off those disgrace of a thing……and of course our main characters win….why yall acting so shocked?…..and how how do I even describe this next scene……just just I ah ….sighhhh
Hahahahaha what on earth is that? Did Liu Kang just turn into a dragon?!…what is that thing Shao Khan turn into!!?….why did his head grow so long!?…..do u know what I don’t think we’re watching Mortal Kombat any longer……I think I popped in a different film……..I just give up…then after this awful scene…….the gods come out of nowhere and tell Liu Kang and Shao Khan to fight in a Mortal Kombat…to determine who can take over world……..sigh….anyways Liu Kang beats Shao Khan….and he dies……how….all he did was punch u!!….anyways then a dragon come our of his back……um um alrighty then….like I mean it comes out of his body….sigh…can we be done plz…anyways Shao Khan father gets turned into a cube….yep sure….then the gods revive Raiden and give his powers back…all the world goes back to normal…..everything goes back to where they supposed to be at……the world saved…..again….😑…..and Raiden calls himself team a family…and just leaves….the end…..wow…so much for family…..huh…..oh and get this the film ends right at the same location ad the first film ended at……i I just don’t care anymore…..THE END!!…..my god I can’t stress this…..this film is so awful….its god awful…..piece of shite……avoid this film……like avoiding the plague…..its on HBO Max….but honestly who cares…..I’m giving this film a solid -5/10…..yeah thats how bad this film is ….a negative rating……..sighhhh….im done I’m done….I can’t believe I sat through this shite……
Also heres this video…..I hope yall enjoy…..its the same pitch meeting YouTube channel who did pitch meeting of MK 2021
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