So im gonna start odd with a warning to well warn u guys what content this show has…..this show has alot of cussing and gore and or brutal moments. Violent scenes and well adult content (let’s just leave it at that i don’t need to get into details on what adult content)…and a jump scare or 2 in this show..and graphic kills…u guys have been warned….also Here’s a link to the open credits…u guys should listen to it …its a really good opening credits….
Ok so this review is gonna be a bit different, I’m gonna tell u guys about each main characters…and what there like…and as for the seasons ill just be giving them a rating
Arya stark: ok so she is first off a badass character…(well she becomes one..she’s not yet in the first season, since she’s younger),…and she’s played by Maisie williams….the actress also appears in a few episodes of doctor who…during the Peter Capaldi era..nice bit of trivia…..anyways she has never really followed by the rules that were set in motion for women back then…she wanted to do whatever she wanted, even wanted to learn to use a sword….yet apparently only men who go to war learn that….and yes her brother gives her a sword that she names needle…and her dad gets her a sword trainer…(let’s just say he was not that good of a sword trainer….he called himself the greatest swordsmen ever, yet when he gets attacked by guards with real swords…he freaking fights them with a wooden sword and never does he take one of their swords.) anyway end of the first season she witnesses her father’s execution….she now hates king Joffrey because he ordered her father’s execution…..and nows she’s split apart from her sister Sansa….nope they don’t reunite till like the 7th season….from now on till then she’s on her own path….getting g trapped by Tywin Lannister and his men…meeting new people become friend’s with a few ..bumping into sandor Clegane….and tagging along with him for a while…then she tries to go find a group called the faceless men…who ill get to later….and well yep she is a great character and has a pretty good character ark and development.
Eddard Stark: so he is a the father of Jon snow and Arya and bran and Sansa and Robb….and his wife is Catlyn….so anyways he was friend’s with the king ( Robert Baratheon) and one day he comes to Eddard starks town…along side with him is Sandor Clegane, who is hired to protect the king…so now eddard Stark is brought back to be hand of the king…so now he’s working for the king…also Eddard Stark is played by Sean Bean ( and he also played in lord of the rings)…so yep fun trivia, so anyways one day the king for on a hunting trip and gets stabbed by a bull and he dies…and right before he died he revels to Eddard Stark that he knows Joffrey isn’t his son and to prevent Joffrey from being king….and guess what he tries to do that, infront of the court…but instead Cersei Lannister just tears up the documents that Eddard Stark has…then well his somewhat friend Petyr Baelish (who is not a friend he is slimy and can and will change sides if he wants to…also he always had a crush on Eddard Starks wife)…so king Joffrey and his men including Petyr turn on Eddard and kill Eddard men and arrest Eddard Stark…..so yeah anyways nows he’s in prison and Sansa tries to plead with Joffrey to spare her father’s life..and he says he will if he confesses that Joffrey is king….and guess what…he does do that infront of the public…and Joffrey goes back on his promise and says…Sansa and my mom told me to spare his life but those are the words from 2 woman and I won’t let a punishment go undone…so he freaking has his men decapitate her father in public and right in front of her…and also Arya was there in the crowd and say her father die…it gets worse…Joffrey puts Ned starks head on a pike and forces Sansa to look at it…also Sansa and Arya had like a nanny..and Joffrey decapitated her and put her head on a pike…my God that was grizzly…warned u guys what u getting in to…oh and Eddard Stark death starts off a chain reaction of basically the rest of the Stark members being killed off…except for bran and jon and Arya and Sansa…also throughout the first few seasons a phrase keeps being said…winter is coming…which i for some reason always interpreted as white walkers and the knight king can and could come during winter…
Sansa Stark: ok were to start I find her annoying for the first 7 seasons…at first she’s in love with Joffrey and thinks he’s prince charming…blahhh…he’s not prince charming…and well sooner or later mostly sooner she finds out Joffrey is a monster…she basically stays out of fear…also it gets worse he was due to marry her but then another woman comes into Joffrey life…a woman named Margaery Tyrell…and he freaking decides to marry her and forget about Sansa…after he made vows to marry Sansa…what a prick…so yeah and her life gets worse …later she meets Ramsey Bolton…lets not even talk about what he does to her….lets just say she is unlucky with men…..so yeah that is Sansa stark for u .. heck at one point Tywin Lannister forced his son Tyrion to marry her….although she is like almost 20 ans Tyrion is like 40 or 45…bur sure why not….also she becomes the queen in the last episode of season 8…which is by far the most hated season by fans in game of thrones history…
Jon Snow: ok so he is a bastard….and before u say how…well that term is different in this show….see that term in this show means a kid thats born from well sister and brother dating each other….ur welcome for that and ahh my brain because I have that imagery in my head so great just scared my brain ….so anyways….he joins a group of men called the knights watch..who are strict…u can’t date anyone or that stuff…lovely….and he meets a person named Samwell…and they become friends…Jon snow is the only one who treats Samwell nice…..also one night a white walker sneaks into his bosses house and Jon snow saves him..at that moment he finds out the only way to kill white walkers is well Burning them….because he tosses a lantern at it…and it burns to death….. so back to Samwell, see everyone else there made fun of Samwell because of his weight…(yeah what a great group of people to work with wouldn’t u say…
)…so yeah they become friends….later on he joins a group called the wildlings…who are people who live outside the walls….and don’t follow rules….and the knights watch hate the wildlings…and yes Jon snow lives among them for a bit to get information…heck he starts dating one of them…a woman named…Ygritte….and her catch phrase is …u know nothing Jon snow…..and Jon snow later brings brings back wildlings to the camp to help then fight against the white walkers…who is a army of the undead lead by the night king..but thats for another story…heck later on the knights watch men kill Jon snow because they brought back wildlings….and then sir Davros has the Witch bring Jon snow back to life…don’t worry she does and it works…then Jon snow executes those men to death from killing him …including a young boy who came to seek refugee from the wildlings because 5hey killed this boys parents, and that’s why he hates wildlings…so he does help the knights watch kill jon snow….that was depressing….oh and throughout his whole character arc him becoming in charge for a while…he just ends up back where he started as part of the knight watch..in the last episode of season 8…why idk…idk why they still exist…they existed to fights against wildlings..who now work for them..and to fight against the white walkers …who are now dead….also season 8 retcons Jon snow birth…he was in thr series related to the Starks..but for some reason the directors D&D decided to change his origin to being related to Daenerys. ..which means he in season 7 and 8 has been having sex with a family member…🤦♂️.
Bran Stark: ok this is by far my least favorite character…he is boring…I feel bad for him he gets pushed out a window tower in season 1 episode 1…by Jamie Lannister because he caught him having kissy time with Cersei Lannister 🤢…..yeah let that sink in for a min….anyway now his a cripple…who needs to be pushed around or picked up because his legs don’t work..oh and now he has powers called the three eyes raven….sounds cool but all he can do is see the future and or past and can control animals….but mt God this kid is bland…I literally have come up with a nickname for him….I call him bland bran…every time bland bran came on screen I just groan and say plz show go to another character…then the show will taunt me and go to Sansa..and ill be like…NOOOOOO….go back to bran….also he ends up going on a mission to find a old man in a tree who has same powers…he brings along with him a guy named Hodor…who literally just says the word Hodor….and we find out why.. later on…ill get to that….and Osha….who was a wildling….fun fact the actress who plays Osha…played in Harry Potter 5 and 6 and 7…as a character named Nymphadora Tonks….just wanted to point that out….so yeah thats all u need to know about bland bran and his boring adventure…alao he bumps into another guy who has same abilities…named Jojen Reed…and his sister…who is just skilled at fighting…sad part she has to take care of her brother because every time he uses his powers he starts having a seizure….thats sad….also for some reason he becomes king in season 8…and just whyy…I mean seriously…why…all Tyrion days is and who has a better story then bran the broken…um literally anyone else in this show had a better story then bland bran..
Robb Stark: I have literally forgotten about him …what I remember is that he married a woman during him being a leader to start a war against Joffrey….the woman name is Talisa….and well they both and robbs mother die at the red wedding…by the hands of Walder Frey and bis men…ill get more into that when I talk about him…
Catlyn Stark: so she’s the wife of ned stark..and she can be annoying….she also has a horrible sister who babies hers on who is 10…she does try to sentence Tyrion to death and takes him to her sister…and over there he asks for a trail by combat…and guess who fights for him…Bronn…this is where he meets Bronn…and from now on he works for Tyrion…just for money ..see the Lannister are rich and he sees them as money bags…so he works for the people who have the most money….so Catlyn Stark dies at the red wedding by getting her throat slit….after seeing her son Robb Stark being stabbed…that was a gruesome scene to watch…heck robbs pregnant wife Talisa gets stabbed right in the stomachache……again this show violent and this scene was intense as heck…
Tywin Lannister: so he is the father of Tyrion Lannister and Jammie Lannister and Cersei Lannister…he mainly hates Tyrion because we’ll Tyrion (played by Peter dinklage) is a dwarf…and alot of people in this show hate dwarfs also when his mother gave birth to him, she died giving birth to him so now his own dad and sister blame him for her death…awful people the Lannisters are…the only Lannister that liked Tyrion and treated him like human was well Jamie Lannister…also he is a bit of a prick…he only cares about his kids holding up the Lannister name and to not make mockery of there reputation….he generally doesn’t care about them fundamentally…he basically treats them like…hey u when I die ur gonna do this and u gonna do this because I saw so and because I’m ur dad…the only kid of his he treats nicely is Jamie Lannister….he respects him….so now to get to the interesting stuff……in season 4 episode Joffrey is soon gonna get married…and Tywin invites Oberyn Martell….(the actor plays the mandalorian in the mandalorian show) and the only reason Martell except the invite is because he wants to get revenge on Tywin…and ser Gregor Clegane….because let’s just say Gregor Clegane did some horrible and I mean horrible stuff to his sister and her kids, then he bothered them…so now he wants revenge on ser Gregor Clegane..and he wants revenge on Tywin because he thinks he gave the orders out to Gregor Clegane..because he is Tywin guard dog basically…he’s not the only one who wants Gregor Clegane dead…his own brother…Sandor Clegane wants his brother dead …and ill tell u why when I get to him..so anyways in episode 4…Joffrey dies from poison at his wedding…and Cersei pins it on Tyrion, without any evidence and of course his own father sentences him to trial…and with no defendents…so an unfair trial…of course Tyrion spills his guts out to the people in the court…he says…fir majority of my life I’ve been picked on because of who I am….and now my own father is sentencing me to death!!…also no he didn’t kill Joffrey…he does say to Cersei…I didn’t kill Joffrey, but I wish I have!..watching ur B**terd die was far more pleasant then a thousand lying woman!….id ur all wondering why Tyrion hates Joffrey…to put it bluntly…Joffrey is a monster and a giant prick and a spoiled brat who gets what he wants also he abuses his power as king and he could care less about his people…heck he doesn’t listen to his mother…his mother being Cersei…also he insults Tyrion…oh and at the battle of black water…he runs away like whimp and Tyrion leads the army to victory…but of course Joffrey takes credit…
…Jesus christ…so anyways Tyrion says I demand a trial by combat..
And well Oberyn Martell says he will be Tyrion champion…and because we’ll Cersei picks Gregor Clegane as her champion…BTW Gregor Clegane or aka the mountain is like 7 feet tall….yikes….also don’t worry he kills Oberyn…oh I bet u were hoping it be the opposite around…and Oberyn dies brutally….the mountain…squashes his fingers into Oberyn eyes and cracks his head open…..….jeeeezzz…..so anyways now Tywin sentences Tyrion to death….and guess who helps Tyrion escape from his cell…Jammie Lannister and lord Varys…..but first Tyrion takes Joffrey crossbow and finds his father on the toilet and he kills his father…and thats the end of Tywin Lannister…he died in the bathroom…how lovely…
Tyrion Lannister: well I’ve told u everything about him…he’s a dwarf and his own dad and sister hates him and blames him for his mothers death…which is not fair, and well he kills his dad…but I didn’t mention what happens next…after his escape…he is kidnapped by Jorah Mormont…because he wanted to bring back Tyrion to gain Daenerys trust again…ok some context…for a while Jorah was working with Tywin and the Lannisters and lord Varys and Petyr Baelish…but he pretended to work for Daenerys to get close to her and gain her trust…but of course he ends up Falling in love with her and actually does believe in her end goal…which is to free slaves and make the world better…so they get to Daenerys and well he gains back her trust bur she sends him away to get better first…because during his way back to her…Jorah and Tyrion got attack by infected people and if they touch anyone it will infect a person….the infection is well it makes ur skin into some sort of rock form…and if it gets to ur head it will make u into a wild beast basically….so she says when u find a cure and get better ur welcome back but pls get better…and as for Tyrion he becomes the hand of the queen….oh and Daenerys gets captured and during her absence he tries to make peace between men who want to do a deal with Daenerys…but of course Tyrion fails and Daenerys town and castle gets under attack…but don’t worry he still her hand of the queen till season 8…in season 8 she has her dragon burn down a town filled with innocent people and children then well she becomes a dictator and swears to bring peace by burning down villages…so then Tyrion quites because he doesn’t want to work for her…understandable…and she of course locks him up in prison for his treason..and of course after Daenerys dies and bran becomes king….he punishes Tyrion by making him hand of king……yeah what a great punishment if u ask me…pfff…
Cersei Lannister: she is evil…she is manipulative and well she poisoned her husband (Robert Baratheon) alcohol so he would die…so she could have her son Joffrey become king…oh and on top of that her and Jammie Lannister date each other…🤢…lovely….of course they do it secretly and even Joffrey doesn’t know Jammie is his father….so yeah thats Cersei for u …cruel, cunning, manipulative,….so after Joffrey death his brother Tommen becomes king…and how do I say it…he’s a idiot…he gets manipulated easily…heck he’s the type of person where he be like…I order u to do this…and then that person will say no..and then he be like oh..um ok then well thanks.
🤦♂️….also Joffrey wife (Margaery Tyrell) starts dating him and well when she dies..and ill get to that later…he committed suicide…and now Cersei has no sons…so she decides to rule…also she brings back to life Gregor Clegane…if ur wondering what I mean…well the day Gregor Clegane killed Oberyn Martell…he also killed Gregor Clegane…he stabbed him enough time for him to bleed our so after he killed Oberyn…Gregor Clegane just falls over and dies…so now she hires a doctor that uses unorthodox methods to bring Gregor Clegane back to life…..think of it like dr Frankenstein and his monster…so when Gregor Clegane comes back to life…he looks alot more hideous….we don’t see his face till season 8 and when we do…his face is pale..and has black ooze coming out of his nose and lips and his lips and blackened and his eye balls are black…also he can’t die ..he can get stabbed multiple times and he won’t die and he is stronger now..heck later on in the show he rips a guys head clean off the persons body…oh and near the end of season 7 …Tyrion and Sandor Clegane and Jon snow and his men which include some of the wildlings and knights watch…and Daenerys and her men and her 2 remaining dragons…ill get to what happened to her third dragon later…go to seek out Cersei help to help then fight against the white walkers and the knight king…she refuses to help…also in season 8 episode 5 she and Jammie die by a building collapsing on both of them…lame death if u ask me…
Jammie Lannister: well whats to say about him…he’s labeled as the king slayer…because he use to work for the mad king till he turned mad and wanted to kill lots of people including Jammie families…so Jamie betrayed his oaths and killed the king…so his character is kinda complex..he pushes bran our the window and makes him a cripple, at first we’re supposed to hate him but then in like season 2 he gets kidnapped along side with Brienne of Tarth…and he develops as a character…he tries helping her out and well in doing so he gets his hand chopped off….yikes…but he sticked loyal to her…up to the point where he goes back to Cersei and his father…love…he gets a metal hand..and now has to learn to fight with one hand so bronn helps to teach him…anyway he breaks Tyrion out of prison…and for a while he works for Cersei..and when they comes to ask them for help to fight against the night king…he agrees to…so he goes behind his sisters back and go help them to fulfill his promise he made…so he goes and helps…a loyal man..and of course that night before the white walker battle…him and Brienne have sex..and then next day he just says ok bye im gonna go back to live my life with Cersei…🤦♂️…wow what a prick…anyways he goes back and now both him and Cersei die together…
Joffrey: ugh…I hate this character….he is heinous and annoying also he abuses his powers and whines and complains and just overall acts like a prick….the sad part is u fans have to endure him for 4 seasons…and trust me its hard to hear him complain…ive already told u how he dies…bur I didn’t mention is that he makes awful jokes that doesn’t classify as jokes…oh and id ur wondering who did poison him…well it was the queen of Thornes….and thats all u need to know about Joffrey…oh and he abuses Sansa some times….
Theon Greyjoy: ok where to begin…Eddard Stark took Theon Greyjoy under his wing and thought of him as another son….but this whole time Theon Greyjoy felt like a prisoner…so one day when Robb and his mother are out starting a war against Joffrey…Theon Greyjoy decides to get a group of men to help him take over wibterfell….which is the name of the town the starks live in..see he wants to take over because he wants to prove to his father he is capable….anyways he gets kidnapped and tortured by Ramsey Bolton…(which i will not be getting into details on what he did to Theon..to grizzly and I’m trying to keep this review somewhat friendly, even though the show ain’t family friendly…not even at all)..anyways one day he and Sansa escape and Sansa makes it back to Jon snow …and they retake winterfell…I’ll get into that when I talk about Ramsey Bolton….also Theon Greyjoy does appear again to help out in season 8 to fight against the night king…( and I bet ur wondering who is this night king i keep referencing? Don’t worry all will be explained)….and he dies by the hands of the night king…while trying to protect Bran…in that moment he has redeemed himself….
Yara Greyjoy: she is Theon Greyjoy sister and she is gay…on top of that she is another bad**s character and she can and is sometimes snarky to her brother….also she cares about her brothers even tries saving him….
Lord Balon Greyjoy: this is a d**k…he doesn’t send troops in to go save his son when his son gets kidnapped by Ramsey Bolton…and he tries to forbade his own daughter to go save his son..so she tires to go save him behind his back..when she does it fails because he refuses to leave with her because Ramsey Bolton has broke Theon Greyjoy…oh and his father Lord Balon gets killed by his own brother…later on in the beginning of season 7 I believe…
Daenerys Targaryen: her nickname is mother of dragons…because she has three dragon that she cares for…also she believes in saving slaves which makes her unique and loved…until D&D decided to make her into medieval Hitler in season 8…won’t ever forgive them for that….oh and she falls in love with Jon snow….
Khal drago: all u need to know about him is he’s played by Jason Mamoa…and he barely has a personality and also he violent and was dating Daenerys…and he dies in season 1 ..oh and he gave her the three dragon eggs…he also killed her annoying brat of a brother by pouring melted gold onto the guys head…..lovely …and thats all u need to know
Sandor Clegane: ok this is my favorite character…its because he is snarky as heck and is brutal and well he cusses up a storm quite a bit..and his quotes are memorable (although they probably shouldn’t be mentioned around kids Sandor Clegane is the second tallest character..he is 6 feet 4 inches tall..while his brother is 6 feet 9 inches tall…so anyways they both have a bit of history…Gregor Clegane as a kid burned half his brother face because he thought he stole his toy…..oh and of course there dad covers up that and tells people that Sandor Clegane bed caught fire and that’s how he got his face burned….lovely….so u can see why he hates his brother…anyway his job is thats he’s a sells sword..which is basically a bounty hunter. A guy who’s payed to do whatever u tell him to do…he protects Joffrey till end of season 2…see during the battle of black water…he sees his men on fire and the lake on fire..and he has PTSD…so when he sees fire he panics…so he goes back into the gate and Joffrey tries to demand him and he just says…frack the kings guard, frack the city….frack the king…and then he leaves…🤣
…brilliant even he hates Joffrey…so from season 3 he is on his own..he bumps into a group called the brother hood without arms (I believe, I think don’t quote me on that, because I might be wrong) and there a religious group who believe in a fire lord God..also they can set there words on fire by swiping there hands across there swords… anyways they force him to a trial by combat to prove his innocence….Arya is there and wants him dead because while he worked for Joffrey…he killed her friend…..anyways he does try to take Arya back to her mother but they make it to the red wedding at the wrong time..so then he tries to take her to her aunt..of course when they get there the aunt is dead…..oh and I just love that both Sandor Clegane and Arya have snarky remarks and funny character interactions between each other…then one Brienne of Tarth bumps into them and wants to protect Arya but so does Sandor…she they fight each other and he gets badly injured and almost dies and Arya steels his money and leaves….lovely…we don’t see him again till season 6 ..and he was saved by a small village and from a villager…played by Ian McShane….in that same episode those villagers get killed so Sandor Clegane goes and kill the men responsible.. and he finds the brother hood without arms. And he decides to tag along with them…although the last time he saw them..they tied killing him and he hates religious people and definitely hates fire…so makes no sense…and well in season 7 he and the brother hood join Jon snow and Jorah Mormont and the ginger haired Wildling to go find a white walker to bring back to Cersei…good news they find a white walker…bad news they get surrounded by a bunch of white walkers…so they decided to stand in a small puce of land in the middle of a frozen lake..luckily the white walkers can’t walk over ice because if it breaks they can’t swim…so then Daenerys Targaryen comes with her three dragons to come save them and for the first time she sees the white walkers and knight king…and sadly the knight king tosses a spear at a dragon and the dragon dies.. yes he does resurrect the dragon…but now Daenerys is down to 2 dragons…and in season 8 he helps fight against the undead…also during that battle..the leader of the brother hood…does die during that battle….then a few episodes later he has his long awaited battle against his brother…sadly this happens while Daenerys is burning the town…and since Gregor Clegane can’t die…Sandor Clegane decides to push his brother out the wall including jim and tosses each other down bellow into a big pit of fire…and that the end of them…oh during the undead battle…well that night before the battle..and he reunites with Arya..I like what he says….u use to never shut up now ur sitting there like a mute……hahahahah 🤣
Gregor Clegane: let put it this way he doesn’t have enough screen time before he dies and comes back and this character has had three different actors play him…and he has no personality besides liking Killing people brutally….and anyways he just doesn’t talk anymore when he comes back to life…so again no personality besides killing people…and well I told u how he dies from his brother this time permanently….
Ramsey Bolton: oh boy where to start with him…he is ten times worse then Joffrey…im not even gonna mention what he does to Theon…let’s just put it this way…he gets Theon to start calling himself reek and have him respond to the name reek…also well he does horrible things to Sansa….luckily he gets his just desserts….I already told u how he dies…but for of those who forget how…he dies by his dogs eating him alive…also he dies in the episode called battle of the b**terds…which is one of my favorite episodes…also he has a litte less screen time then Joffrey…he gets introduced in the beginning of season 3 and gets killed off in the end of season 6…
Roose Bolton: so let’s see …he helps along side Robb and his mother to win the war against Joffrey….but of course one day he betrays them and helps kill Robb and and his pregnant wife and the mother at the red wedding…( oh and I forget to mention the Boltons traditions are morbid…ill spare u the details) there flag logo is of a flayed human…im guessing u can piece together what the Boltons do?…so he decides to send his b***erd son Ramsey Bolton to kidnapped Theon Greyjoy…because he was causing to much noise (if ur wondering why would Roose Bolton do that? Its because Robb Stark asked him to)…anyways one day Roose Bolton wife gives birth to a new kid..and now Ramsey Bolton feels threatened and wants the throne for himself so he kills his own dad and kills his mother and his new infant baby brother by …feeding them to his hungry dogs…yeah Ramsey Bolton is ten times worse then Joffrey…
Margaery Tyrell: told u everything about her…I just also forgot to mention is that during the high sparrow rain of terror he ties to get her gay brother to confess him having kissing time with another guy…because thats a sin somehow ..and well she stays along side him to protect her brother..to thr very end where Cersei bombs the church that has Margaery Tyrell and her brother and the high sparrow and his followers inside off…
Queen of Thornes: ok let’s start off with saying…this character is great…she is completely snarky, also when her daughter Margaery Tyrell is due to marry Joffrey…she asks Sansa opinion on Joffrey…and she tells the queen of Thornes that he’s a monster and he is a monster….and at that moment she got a good understanding of who Joffrey is like…also spoiler alert queen of Thornes and Petyr Baelish team up to poison Joffrey…they basically decided to make it look like Tyrion murdered Joffrey….it was easy to get poison into Joffrey cup…because she was at the wedding party…that she payed for…also if ur wondering how the queen of Thornes dies….later on in like season 7 or 6….Cersei Lannister sentences her to death and wanted queen of Thornes to die painfully…but Jamie Lannister talked her into giving her a painless death…..so he gives the queen of Thornes a vile of poison to drink…and right after she drinks it she confesses to Jamie that she was the one that poisoned Joffrey…so now Jammie Lannister tales Cersei that the queen of Thornes murdered there son and Cersei response was…I should have never let u talk me out of giving her a painful death…
Petyr Baelish: told u everything about him he is evil…I did forget to mention that he kills the aunt because she tried killing Sansa..also he does help Sansa get back home so there that…but in season 7 he causes both Arya and Sansa to argue at each other…then they realize Petyr Baelish did this to them…so Sansa has Arya execute Petyr Baelish infront of all her men…
Brienne of Tarth: she is just a woman that wants to follow a leader…also she tris to keep a promise to keep the Stark girls safe…she fails but still…and I told u everything else about her dying my description of Jammie Lannister…
Tormund Giantsbane: he is a wildling and has a funny yet over imaginative or Exaggerated personality…and he falls in love with Brienne of Tarth…and no that goes no where…that does not become a thing…..also he is a ginger…and has a puffy beard…also I just like this guy he can be a bit snarky…just a bit
Hodor: nor much is know about him…just except that one day as a kid he had a cezure and kept repeating the words…hold the door…multiple times …until he started saying hodor. ….its sad…..he has a speech problem due to a cezure….☹…anyways he dies trying to keep s door closed from white walkers trying to get to bran….
Osha: she use to be a wildling but now she protects bran. ….he does send her away and his bother away…sadly Ramsey Bolton finds them and he kills Osha and ill tell u what he does to bran brother soon….
Samwell Tarley: well everything been said about him except that for a bit he goes to the grand library to learn all the secrets…heck he’s the one who saves Jorah Mormont from that disease….because he read about it in a book…but what makes no sense is that in season 8 he becomes the new Maister….a Maister is someone who has knowledge of books and Maisters wear robes with chains on them…I say it makes no sense because he badly studied under them…he wasn’t even there at thr library for a year…he was there like less a year..so again makes no sense….
Jojen Reed: he has similar powers to bland bran…and sadly this character dies …I forget how I honestly do….
Gendry: he is one of Arya friends who she makes during her time on her adventure…he later on gets bought by the witch and almost gets sacrifice for a bigger purpose but he is let free. Then he becomes a black smith…heck he helps forge the weapons for characters to fight against the knight king….also he does kiss Arya in season 8…so there that….
Oberyn Martell: again told u everything about him…what I did forget to mention is after his death…hie wife kills his lazy brother and decided to take over Oberyn city as the new ruler…
Robert Baratheon: basically told u everything…was a drunk king who was married to Cersei and he wasn’t nice all the time…and she poisoned him so yeah. .basically told u everything about him when I talk about Eddard Stark….
Stannis Baratheon: he’s not level headed…he wants to win the war and become king of the Iron throne…also he follows a witch….oh and he does something heinous….see the witch later on has to sacrifice someone to please the gods ..so she burns his daughter alive and he allows it to happen….Jesus lord…luckily later during a battle…he dies….so yeah, he deserved it…
Jaqen H’ghar: ok so this character is complex….we first see him at the start of season 2…in a cage trapped with 2 other men…and at the end of that episode…Arya sets them free…then later on when Arya is working for Tywin Lannister at castle rock….she encounters Jaqen H’ghar..this time he’s working for the Lannisters as a guard…he offers her three people he will kill for her (whoever she wants dead) because she freed him and 2 other’s….so think of him like a murderous genie…the first person she asks for him to kill is the guy in charge of the torturing people…and well Jaqen H’ghar does murder the guy by well snapping the guys neck and pushing him off the wall and making it look like he fell as if it was some accident….we don’t see him kill her guy…we see the body fall on the ground…and we see the guys head snapped backwards looking upwards..and Arya looks up at the wall and she sees Jaqen, and he looks back at her and nods…also as for the second person…its one of the guards who ends up recognizing Arya and is rushing up into Tywin office to inform him…and she forces Jaqen to murder the guy now…although Jaqen said that impossible…and well somehow he does it…when the guards opens Tywin office door the guards falls to the ground dead with a needle sticking out of his neck…how I have no idea….Jaqen H’ghar wasn’t noticed and nor was he heard…so how did he kill a guy right as the guard opened the door…thats what makes him a skilled assassin…and as for the third person..who ends up not being one person…she asked Jaqen if he can kill all the guards so she and her friend can escape…he refuses at first saying I only agreed to three death’s…thats more then 3…then she said ok then…kill urself…and he said plz don’t make me kill myself…then she says well then plz kill the guards at night time so me and my friends can escape…and he says u lack honor…but ill do this for u…..and he does do it…and well the next day he catches up with them and he says his good buy to Arya…he gives her a coin and says if u ever want to come and find me…come to the city I’m living in and show anyone there that coin and they will take u to where my place is at…and she says thanks Jaqen…and he says…Jaqen is dead…and as soon as he turns to start walking away, he turns around to look at Arya one more time and his facial structure has changed…which does startle Arya a small bit…we see him later on in season 5 I believe…and well we find out his group he’s in charge of is called the faceless men…its a group of religious like assassins who wear people’s faces to change there appearances…and no they don’t ever tell people their real names….also let’s put it this way Arya training with them is bad…they beat her up when she does something wrong…heck they take away her eye sight because of a mistake she did…don’t worry they give it back to her a while later…also she decides to leave and we never see Jaqen H’ghar again…he is near brought back up again or mentioned…
Talisa Stark: the woman who married Robb Stark…and she was nice and cared about him also before they married she was a nurse….oh she dies brutally…she gets stabbed in her pregnant stomach…at the red wedding….
Tommen Baratheon: I told u everything about him…he is a wimpy king and he falls in love with Joffrey ex wife and when she died …he committed suicide…so yep that was the end of that moronic king….heck the high sparrow manipulated him..but ill get to that in a bit
Grey Worm: ok so he is a Eunice as well and is a solider who works for Daenerys and he runs his army of Eunices…….he also falls in love with Missandei and has sex with her…yeah don’t overthink it because that makes no sense and that’s coming from a show that has zombies and dragons….and giants….
Walder Frey: oh boy where to begin this guy is awful (ill spare u some details, trust me u will thank me later) (also the actor who plays him pays Filtch in Harry Potter movies, and also appears in a episode of doctor who…oh and he has a role in another BBC show called Broadchurch…also that show has David Tennant in it, who plays the doctor in doctor who…also side note David Tennant plays a role in Harry Potter 4…so basically it seems BBC and anything British related in film Industry will reuse certain actors)…ok back to this character….he orchestrated the red wedding…he has Roose Bolton and bis men kill Robb and his mother…because he broke a promise that he was supposed to marry one of his daughters…lovely…don’t worry he gets what he deserves later….later Arya kills Walder Frey…..and puts on a mask of him and pretends to be him and poisons the rest of his men….he deserved it…
Gilly: she is Samwell love interest…and she has a kid ..thats basically what she is….she is nice and king and Samwell loves her and she loves him …but thats literally it to her character….
Ygritte: she was a wildling and she was the wildling thst fell in love with Jon snow…also her catch phrase was u know nothing Jon snow…Sadly she dies during the attack on winterfell……
Lord Varys: how to say this bluntly…he is a Eunice….…and he is bald and wears robes…also he’s the type of man that…knows alot of information because he has people who tells him stuff…also after he helps Tyrion break out….he joins Daenerys as well…then in season 8 Daenerys sentence him to death by her dragon burning him alive…because he leaked our secret information to someone….
Jorah Mormont: ive basically told u everything about him while talking about Daenerys…what I didn’t mention is that his father was the guy who’s in charge of the knights watch…and I don’t even want to mention what happens to him…lets just say a group of knights watch turn on him and kill him because they basically are evil….anyway before his death he gave Jon snow his sword who he was gonna give Jorah..but he doesn’t like Jonah because he brought shame to the family name…lovely….also Jorah dies at the battle against the knight king….
Bronn: so he is a sell sword…he works for Tyrion up till season 4….then Tyrion asked him to fight against Gregor Clegane…he refuses because he scared of ser Gregor Clegane…so anyways then from now on he works along side Jamie Lannister….he helps him in wars ….oh and in the last episode of season 8 he becomes master of coins…🤦♂️…IDK how because a few seasons ago he said he doesn’t understand the idea of loaning money and how it works…but to be a master of coins…u have to be knowledge in that somewhat….so again makes no sense he’s the master of coin…..
Missandei: ok so she’s the right hand woman of Daenerys, she falls in love with the Eunice dude……and well she dies in season 8 by the Cersei ..she orders Gregor Clegane to kill her on top of the gate and let her body drop onto the floor right infront off the people who come and try to save her…which includes the Eunice dude and his whole army and Daenerys and Tyrion….
Shae: she was Tyrion lover….thats basically it and Tywin disapproved of her….sorry thsts it to her character…also Tyrion kills her before he escapes…because during the court…she told lies about him…so yeah thats how that relationship ended…
Sir Davros: he has no idea how to read and after Stannis Baratheon dies he follows Jon snow…..also he gets pisssed with the witch because she killed Stannis Baratheon daughter…who he grew found of….he is also a smuggler…he knows certain people like pirates….and thats basically it to this character…also in season 8 episode 8 he becomes master of maps…yes makes sense let’s have the guy who can’t read…be in charge of reading maps for battle….…sigh
Melisandre: she is a witch ..and I told u the bad things she’s done. .also she is secretly old…she wears a necklace that keeps her young….when sir davros finds out his best friend who was that little girl died by the witch ..he gets pissed…she does return during the knight battle and he helps…after that battle she walked out onto the snow and takes her necklace off and dies…
The high sparrow: ok this guy is horrible….ok let’s start with trivia….the actor who plays this guy…played in pirates of the caribbean…as Elizabeth’s father….ok now back to the show….this guy is terrible…he is a religious nut job….and its all Cersei fault….she gave him free will and power…see she found him on the streets and his followers call him the high sparrow…..lovely….so anyways she gives him a church to do his stuff at…so again her fault…because he abuses his powers…and this is how far he takes it…he locks Cersei in a cell and tortured her till she confessed her sins…yeah this is the type of level of religious nut job we’re talking about….also he did the same thing to Margaery Tyrell and her gay brother…also his nuns who work for him are equally as bad…they keep saying holding back what u did is a sin and what u did is considered an abomination…(sure there the ones to talk, I mean they kidnapp 3 people and lock them in a cell and torture them just to get a confession from them)…also he manipulates Tommen…luckily and I mean luckily he get what he deserves….Cersei blows up the church while he and his followers are inside and Margaery Tyrell and her brother…yep he got what was coming…he dies in the first 10 min of the season 6 finale….while Ramsey Bolton did in the episode before the season 6 finale…
Knight king: ok now we’re onto the most hyped up and feared villian…so throughout this whole show…the knight king is building his army of the undead…to kill humans and take over the world…we don’t see much of them…in seasons 1 through 5 we see them for a grand total of like 5 to 6 episodes…its only starting in season 5 we start seeing them more i believe, I might be wrong…ok I just checked throughout the whole 8 seasons they have a grand total of 1 hour and 59 min and 32 seconds of screen time…and thats not much for this show when each seasons have 10 episodes and each episode is 55 min long….and the season premieres are over a hour long, including the finales sometimes….so anyway they’re basically background villains…and they’re freaky…..the henchmen look like zombies and the knight king looks like he’s made of ice and his horse men look like there made of ice and have long grey hair and a beard…also they carry around spears..also what makes these zombies unique is they can use weapons…now they’re something similar to the world war Z zombies…these zombies run fast and can climb up the side of walls and or jump off a cliff and survive and still move afterward…oh and if ur wondering how these white walkers came back to life…the knight king used bis necromancy powers…all he does he raises his arms up and the dead come back to life…his power limits don’t end at brining back humans…he can bring back giants and dragons…so in season 8…he has a huge army of the undead including Daenerys dead dragon…and a undead giant on his side…oh and throughout seasons 4 or 5 to 8 …Jon snow wants to bring people together to team up to take down the army of the dead…In season 8..heres all the people that join the fight….Jon snow, the wildlings, Tyrion, Sansa (well those 2 actually don’t fight and instead hide), Arya, Sandor Clegane, the brother hood without arms, the witch, Daenerys army of Eunices, her 2 remaining dragons, Jammie Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Theon Greyjoy, Bran….and thats it…so the battle happens in episode 3 and starts at the 20 min mark of the 1 hour and 30 min episode…so yeah the battle goes on for 1 hour and 10 min long….yikes…alot of people dies in this battle…Jorah Mormont, the brother hood without arms leader, Theon Greyjoy, and well tons of side characters…so this is how the knight king dies…Arya sneaks up behind him and tries stabbing him and he turns around grabs her…and she drops her obsidian stone knife into her lower hand and stabs him and he breaks into ice and dies…and then his horse men break into ice..and then the henchmen just die….and so does the dragon…while Jon snow is standing in front of the dragon and screaming at it while it is about to shoot fire at him…🤦♂️….great tactic….
And thats my review on this series…honestly I just love this show, but saying that for those who don’t like gore and cussing and adult content and violence and intense scenes then this ain’t for u but if there of u people who want to give it a chance…id say this…try it… but if ur one of those people who can’t stand any of that content…and want to see this show under peer pressure..then don’t…trust me…id say the only people I can recommend this show to is if the person is 18 years older….and if the person can handle violence and gore and intense moments and alot of adult content and or tons of cussing…so yeah and if ur younger then 18 then no just no don’t watch this show or read this review…because all though I tried being as family friendly…this review still has some of the cussing and discrimination of brutal kills…because its kinda hard to gloss over those for specific characters….but for the of who u read this…I appreciate it and thanks….
Now my opinions on each seasons.
Game Of thrones thoughts:
Game Of Thrones season 1: 10/10
Game Of Thrones season 2: 10/10
Game Of Thrones season 3: 10/10
Game Of Thrones season 4: 10/10
Game Of Thrones season 5: 10/10
Game Of Thrones season 6: 10/10
Game Of Thrones season 7: 9/10
Game Of Thrones season 8: 8/10
