Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker

oh dear lord where do I even begin with this pile of scraps of a movie…..um well I guess I could start with showing u guys the trailers…so um here

Yeah thats right the emperor is back…

In Memory of Carrie Fisher (1956–2016)

There was never a galaxy far, far away without her. Carrie Fisher wasn’t just Princess Leia—she was rebellion incarnate. Fierce, sharp-witted, and endlessly iconic, she brought heart, humor, and humanity to a character that could’ve been just another royal archetype. Instead, she made Leia unforgettable. The Rise of Skywalker tried to honor her legacy the best it could, but nothing CGI or repurposed footage can fully capture the spark that Carrie carried into every scene. She was a writer, an advocate, a survivor, and a storm in a teacup. This film may have marked the end of an era, but her impact—on Star Wars and on us—will never fade into the binary sunset.

Rest easy, Space Mom. The Force will always be with you.

Born October 21st 1956, Died December 27th 2016



….what…just what….ok to give some context…they brought back JJ Abrams to do this film…about a year into this films production when they got rid of the other director they hired…..thats not a good sign if u ask me…..then oh yeah it was JJ Abrams idea to bring back the emperor…..oh and the script writer of this film was the script writer of batman vs superman….yeah I don’t know why they got that script writer…but whatever…its a dumb idea…so anyways I blame JJ Abrams for bringing back the emperor….and guess what he said “bringing back the emperor was a last minute discussion….because we needed to find a being in a villian into episode 9…preferably someone the fans already know”……his words…not mine….yeah see I’m no expert but when a guy gets tossed down a core reactor then blows up with the death star….there is no way ur surviving from that….well then again this is Disney were talking about…..logic to them is money…..so yeah dead old palpatine is back…..from the dead…..sighhhhhh….were already off the bad start…….oh and guess how JJ Abrams and Disney tries cleaning up the mess…well first of in this film we don’t find out how the emperor survived…..so if ur hoping well get an answer in this film…fat chance….do after the film came out…in a book they created it says that the emperor in episode 9 was a clone….ok but um how does he have regulations of dying by vader and when then was he cloned…couldn’t have been after he blew up with the death star….then JJ Abrams tries fixing that….tries…but epically fails…me says oh u see the emperor was a clone in episode 6…

…ok how on gods green earth does that help this whole situation…and no no he wasn’t he was the real emperor…end of it…and again how does him being a clone in episode 6 help explain him being a clone in episode 7…it doesn’t!!…and then that begs the problem of when was he cloned…I mean was he a clone in the prequels or was that him….idk ..this just brings up more questions then answered….so now onto this messy film…warning long long rant ahead….so we start off with the opening credits and the first words to pop up is the dead speaks…

The dead speaks!?….someone was paid money to come up with that line…..oh dear lord…..what comes next…oh yeah the emperor is back and he sent his message throughout the galaxy….what message u may be asking?…who knows this film doesn’t explain it..or show it…I guess we will never find out……unless,  u were playing Fortnite on December of 2019 5 days before this film aired…and u were attending the star wars event at a specific time so u can hear the emperors secret message……congrats Disney……..if u forget to write something into the film…put it in a video game…….cleaver writing Lucasfilms…..wow were not even a min into this film and this is already a disaster…ok so anyways then we see Kylo Ren on a fire planet with trees…and apparently the star wars book says this planet is Mustafar…hold a min…this ain’t Mustafar…why is there trees where is the lava and volcanoes….when did Mustafar have trees…I guess well never know…..unless!!…u spend hundreds of dollars on a VR headset then spend 40 dollars on a Darth vader game, which will explain why Mustafa has trees all a sudden….Lucasfilm 2019….if u forgot to write explanation in film….spend hundreds of dollars to find out the answer on a game….oh and Kylo Ren does the moon walk…..what!?…so anyways he gets what he wanted which is a sith Wayfinder….its like a compass…its a compass that leads to the emperor…and there’s 2 of them….” this is getting out of hands, now there are 2 of them “…Hahahahah 🤣🤣….so he goes and finds dear old palpatine on a unknown planet…..and he goes into this secret underground base thats underneath a giant cube….ok JJ this isn’t star trek..this is not the Borgs. .this is star wars…stop getting 2 franchise mixed with each other…..so anyways Ren finds out palpatine was manipulating Ren this whole time, he’s been every voice inside his head…including vaders voice and snokes voice…so palpatine been basically prank force calling Ren….so take a wild guess…..kylo Ren who throws a temper tantrum if he doesn’t get what he wants…and now he finds out basically his reasoning to turn to the dark side has been a scam….u would think his reaction is to kill palpatine…but noooo…instead his reaction is basically….eh oh well what u gonna do…..😑🤣……oh joy…..so palpatine promises kylo Ren a new fleet of hundreds of star destroyers he has built called the final order….wait wait a min….where and how is he able to build these ships….think about it palpatine has no fingers in this film and he’s on a life support crane…and he’s on a unknown planet which is unknown…and has no materials to build a ship let alone a hundred or hundreds….so let’s say for the sakes of it… what if he ordered materials…ok so that makes this planet not unknown then if someone knows about it…also what instructions does palpatine give them to get to his planet….because its very convoluted how to get to his planet….u basically have to go find a sith dagger then translate it…then take it to a planet that has the wreckage of the death star and line it up with a certain piece of the death star…which will tell u where the sith Wayfinder is…and then u have to grab that then plug it into ur ship then go to the planet…..un look a normal mailman in real life would give up finding a home that’s located in the woods…I highly doubt they would do all of that to just give dead palpy some materials….oh and let’s do the math so if palpatine needs 1k star destroyers made in the spam of 30 years he would have needed a crew of 4 million people….😑….uh uh where on gods green earth is he getting 4 million people from!!?…he lost a war…who’s gonna say well palpy who’s suppose to be dead just called up and asked us to come help build a fleet of star destroyers…whos in…..movie plz make some sense…and if he got a crew of 4 million to work on 1k star destroyers for 30 years….doesn’t that not make this planet unknown!?….my god were only 5 min into this film and I feel like we’ve been here for a century……oh and it gets worse let’s assume all the star destroyer are filled with people in it…apparently a single star destroyer hold about 40k stormtroopers…..ok so that means he’d need about, 8 million f***ing people!!!…..Jesus christ!..again where is he getting these many people to join him when he lost a war 30 years ago and is supposedly dead!?!….sigh ok i need to move on or im gonna lose sanity…..also the emperor wants Ren to kill Rey….u will find out why later…..so anyways!!….we cut to Rey and she’s training by herself…..ah little to late for that now Disney and JJ Abrams…..so if ur wondering how Leia is in this film since Carrie Fisher died in 2016…well they used deleted scenes from episode 7…..so some of the dialog between her and the characters seemed off putting…..to say the least…..so blah blah….poe tells the rebels…(who now all a sudden have more then 7 people)….Poe says palpatine is back…and a rebellion guy says maybe its sith cloning magic…only secrets the sith knew…..um cloning is a secret the sith only knew of?….um Disney did u forget about a little thing called, the clone wars!!?..u know the battle that had clones fighting on the side of the jedi!!?…because clearly u have….ok so skiping a bit….Rey and the main characters go to a new sand planet…lovely another sand planet…how original…oh and in this film we see the knights of Ren…and before u think oh yes finally well now get to know who they are and see something epic from them…sorry to disappoint they only have the spam of 5 min of screen time and they do Jack and all in this film….there screen time had them standing around and holding there weapons…then they die off pathetically by Kylo Ren….wow so interesting…these are the knights of Ren ladies and gentlemen….the group we’ve been waiting to know about since episode 7…and they get killed off like idiots….glad to see Disney is continuing the tradition of cool looking characters that do Jack and all then die off pathetically….sighhhh!!!……also the plot of this film if u can call it a plot is pathetic…its an easter egg plot…main characters have to go find a Macguffin…then go find another Macguffin…..must complete side quest….then find another Mcguffin…which then leads to finale boss fight…this isn’t the plot of a film!!…this is a plot of a video game!!…the hell u doing Disney!!!?….and especially u freaking Jar Jar Abrams!!…..so they get to sand planet and well they bump into a stormtrooper, and then Lando calrissian comes out of nowhere and helps them and tells them of a guy him and Luke was hunting down…..oh and I forget to mention our main characters had a time limit in this film they have 36 hours to find palpatine before he executes his plan…36 hours…yeah right movie….no way u can expect me to believe that in the spam of 16 hours they have enough time to go to 3 different planets….do 2 Lightsaber battles…..escape from stormtroopers…save Chewbacca because he gets captured…and visit ghost luke Skywalker…and oh yeah then have enough time to get to palpatine before that 16 hours is done….sorry no….no way I can nor will I imagine that to be possible…..because it ain’t….wow were not even half way through this film and my review is already long….ughhh….so anyways they escape from stormtroopers…and the stormtroopers start flying and Finn and Poe say….they fly now!?…they fly now….sighhh……so anyways they get sucked into sinking sand and they find a cave underneath it…the better u not think about how illogical that is…the better u will be able to keep ur sanity…so anyways they find the skeleton of the guy luke was hunting down…and what do they find near the skeleton…a sith dagger…and it has sith language on it that C3PO can read but ain’t programed to say it out loud…how convenient….now we have a side quest….sigh….oh and rey shows she has a new force ability which is called force healing…where ur able to transfer some of ur life to someone to heal that person…BTW she does it 2 times in this film..once on a animal and then on kylo Ren…and no side affects happen to her…but then at the end of the film when kylo Ren uses it on Rey to bring her back to life…it kills kylo Ren…yeah ok whatever sure makes so much sense….sigh…..ok so im about to go on a somewhat long rant …so heads up…..why on gods green earth is the Emperor back…no seriously,  this undone Darth Vaders redemption…his whole story of killing his boss and saving his son to redeem his soul…is now completely and utterly pointless……Clearly by Disney logic, Darth Vader didn’t bring balance!!…because dear old palpy is still alive!!…..what the hell movie!!!…..and, and…..guess what?….its revealed that Rey is the emperors granddaughter…..THE HELL!!!….movie….stop…admit it Kathleen Kenedy…u had no plan payed out for this trilogy…this wasn’t set up….nothing about this makes any sense…fine whatever….now um onto another complaint…..also with this movie is retcons Anakin Skywalker as the chosen one….by this film its hey no u see Rey was always the chosen one and she’s the one who was distended to bring balance of the force by killing dear old palpy….Frack u Disney!!….u have now officially made Anakin as a chosen one completely pointless!!….because,  no u see Rey is the chosen one…always have been and is!!….🤦‍♂️…..oh and lastly main complaint with this whole film!!…..this film doesn’t explain how the emperor comes back to life…..well probably never find out…..unless!!….u spend 30 dollars on a book that describes how he’s back……wow Lucasfilm logic……if u forget to explain something important in a film….write a book!!…..so anyways back to plot….sigh…..the knights of When and stormtroopers capture Chewbacca by putting handcuffs on him….are u kidding me JJ Abrams!!….the wookie who growled at luke from trying to put handcuffs on him in a new hope…and his breed being proud warriors that tear people’s arms off!!!…and ur making me belive he just calmly lets them out handcuffs on him!!!……eheheheh….movie ur breaking me!!….ur breaking me!!!!……..BREAKING ME!!!……do anyways Rey sees kylo Ren flying his Tie-Fighter towards her and she slices the wing off his ship and his ship crashes and blows up….and he walks out of the ship, not injured or burned…or dead….ok whatever at this point I’ve lost interest in this film…so u do whatever u want movie…..even though it makes no sense!!…..then rey and Kylo do force tug of war with the ship that Chewbacca got put on and Rey shoots force lighting out of her hands and blows the ship up….oh wow ok um Disney congrats ,u killed off a famous star wars character i must give u credit…oh wait nevermind because not even 5 min later we see he’s still alive…he’s was on another ship and he gets taken up to a star destroyer….fricking christ. ..this movie is dumb!!….they couldn’t save that moment for later in the film…..sure whatever!!…..so anyways let’s skip a bit…main characters go to another planet and Poe bumps into an old lady friend of his….and she gets. A guy named Babu Friq…..BTW best part of this film in my opinion…or best character in this film…..he wipes C3PO mind so he can translate the sith dagger…so now with his all his memories gone…..he’s now clueless and doesn’t recognize them…how original….and how great……..and later on R2D2 gives his memories back….does this movie not have any permanent negative reproductions at all!!!…..ahhhhhhhh!!!!…sorry thats my sanity leaving!!!…..so anyways the girlfriend gives poe a magical space coin that can get them past the first order…..magical space coin….hm…this is um…this is how low this franchise has gotten to…..magical space coin….😑😑…kill me……so anyways they get aboard the star destroyer…..and Kylo Ren tells Rey she’s related to palpatine….and they save Chewbacca….oh and Hux helps them break out just so he can have Ren lose….oh wow…ok so one of the most evil bad guys in this film…is now a complete moron….Got it….I I just don’t care anymore…. so anyways they then go to another planet and it has a huge piece of the death star…..yeah no offense but no way the death star is still intact at all….heck even the emperor throne room is still intact….sorry film but the death star blew up to dust….no way there is a giant piece of the death star is still intact and especially his throne room…..so anyways she goes into the throne room and she finds the sith Wayfinder and Kylo Ren shows up and crushes the Wayfinder….WHAT!!…no no what!!….u telling me we just wasted the first 1 hour and 30ish moments on them finding the Wayfinder…just for it to get destroyed!!….thanks movie u have officially wasted out time!!……so anyways Rey and Kylo get into a fight….and Leia force calls ren…ok sure whatever…and that takes all the energy from Leia and she dies….BTW she didn’t get a good seed off she later on a bed then force called Ren and then Rey stabs Ren….and Leia just dies and what does the rebellion do…they put a cloth over her and Maz Kanata says goodbye princess…😑🤦‍♂️…..Sighhhhhhh!!!……so anyways Rey force heals Ren….and Rey takes Ren ship and goes to the planet that Luke was on in last film and she burns his ship, ready to stay there…she tosses lukes Lightsaber in the fire but then force ghost luke comes out of the fire and grabs the Lightsaber….ok so now ghosts can grab objects now!!…sure whatever….movie……so anyways luke tells her that Leia and him knew she was a palpatine…uh huh sure…whatever….and then he force pulls his X-WING out of the water and it still works after being underwater for decades….fine movie. Even more illogical stuff…..so anyways she finds the Wayfinder in Rens ship and goes to palpy…..oh and then Lando calrissian meets up with poe and the rebellion….and Chewbacca is upset that Leia is dead… understandable…that scene made me sad because he was torn that basically all his friends are dead….oh that’s a dad thought…..then the rebels go join Rey to defeat palpy and his 1k fleet of star destroyers….oh BTW I forget to mention that his star destroyers can’t fly upwards without the satellite thats on the ground…being turned on…..WHAT!!….how cheap is the emperor where he builds a fleet that can’t even fly upwards with a satellite…ok its official whatever hope and logic this film had….is officially down the drain….oh and I forget to mention remember how Rey and Kylo Ren can force face chat each other well in this film they can grab physical items from each other using force face chat…..huhhhh!!!….so now in this film u don’t have to be near someone to grab an object…no u can freaking force Skype them and grab and object from them….what in the ever lasting hell Disney!!!….this movie is off the rails on how dumb it is!!….ok so another side note….this whole film is one giant gotcha moment….think about it…….lets look……oh nice so Kylo Ren is now the main bad guy, no wait gotcha! Its palpatine….he’s back…don’t ask how or why!, just except it!!….oh wow Rey killed Chewbacca?…this will definitely be hard for the fans to move on…no wait gotcha!!….Chewbacca is still alive!!..because Disney can’t have a main character die!..none of that!!…..oh no kylo Ren is dead…no wait gotcha!!….Rey can force heal him….oh no Kylo Ren is dead, he got force pushed into a pit….no wait gotcha!!..he’s alive he somehow climbed out of it…..hey Rey is dead well thats ballsy of Disney…no Gotcha!!….kylo Ren can force heal her…..and oh now Gotcha!! Now kylo ren is dead!!….hey well lukes Lightsaber broke in half in episode 8…so maybe now we’ll get Rey building her own Lightsaber…gotcha!!….the Lightsaber been fixed!!….forget about killing the past!!…now the plot of the film is killing ur grandfather!!……hey at least kylo Ren mask is destroyed from the last film…no way gotcha!!…he rebuilds it …its back…he gets a space monkey to rebuild it!!….wtf is this film!!….hey at least Finn is in love with Rose…no Gotcha!!….we can’t have cross racial love!!…so now we have to have same racial love according to Disney and JJ Abrams!!….Rey is a nobody,  gotcha!!….she’s a palpatine now!!..because the script says so!!….my god this film can just be described as one giant gotcha!!…oh and Leia now has a Lightsaber in this film….HUHHH!!. .sense..um huh what ..I give up let’s continue……so anyways ok sigh I have a major problem with this scene….this film is trying to convince me a small group of rebels can stand a chance and survive a huge fleet of 1k star destroyers!!….no sorry,  realistically they would be fricked…..this is dumb…..oh and if ur wondering where Lando and the Millennium Falcon is?..well he comes later and brings an entire fleet of rebels….wait wait hold up a min…ur telling me in the last film that the rebels tried convincing people to join them to fight against the first order…and that was up against 9 or 8 AT-AT….but now there fine with joining the rebels to fight against 1k star destroyers!!…..movie…what are u doing….one situation is worse then the other…why all a sudden are people fine with going up against a huge fleet of star destroyers!?….u are all fricked….just leave!!….oh and this scene rips of endgame….where like in endgame….a bunch of rebels come out of nowhere and help fight and get the upper hand..doesn’t that sound familiar…oh yeah its the exact same thing from end of avengers endgame….so anyways….Rey is down on the planet and facing palpy….side note…are main characters have to destroy the satellite…don’t know why they couldn’t just shoot it because they said they had to get someone on the ground to destroy it…ok why….why can’t they just shoot it…..this film makes no God damm sense!!…..so back to palpy….he says to rey i never wanted u dead I wanted u to kill me so u can take over my job…huh!!….sorry…but ur the one who said to Kylo Ren to kill Rey!!….whats going on here!!….so anyways Ren comes onto the planet…how u may ask…he stole a Tie-Fighter that was in the death star….how did that Tie-Fighter work after being half sunken in water for many decades…no one will ever know…this film is dumb….sigh….so he bumps into his knights of Ren….and they fight him….and Rey hands him lukes Lightsaber through the force Skype move they have….and now he has a Lightsaber. ..and he kills the knights of Ren. …the nights of Ren ladies and gentlemen…continuing the fine line of cool looking characters in star wars that die off horribly pathetically….so anyways Ren goes and helps rey….palpy starts sucking the life force out of them…and he regenerates himself…and then he uses the force to pick up kylo Ren and he says, “like once I fell, so falls the last Skywalker!”…then he tosses Ren off a cliff….into a pit ..oh how so original….Jar Jar Abrams. …..so back to sky battle. ….on a star destroyer our characters land and sigh…they ride space horses on the side of a death star 🤦‍♂️….I, I I  Quit….this is just all dumb….nothing about this is good writing or anything!!!….sigh so anyways. ….why don’t the star destroyer just tips a little left to knock them off…I don’t because the script says so!!…..so back to palpy. …..Rey wakes up and he starts shooting lighting st Rey,  and she deflects it back to him with her Lightsaber….why is he shooting lightning at her….he’s been in this situation before. …and it didn’t work in his favor…..it was against Mace Windu….he got deformed by his own lightning!!…so why is he trying this again!…idk I gave up caring, let’s continue….so then she takes her second Lightsaber and closed both Lightsabers in a X and deflects the lightning back to his face and he explodes….wow so interesting. …BTW this scene is a ripoff of endgame. ..don’t believe look at this dialog

Endgame

Thanos: I am  Inevitable

Iron man: and I am…..iron man

Rise of Skywalker

The emperor: i am all the sith!!

Rey: and I am …..all the jedi

Disney are u even trying anymore?..im curious it just seems like ur not giving a shite…..u have stopped being original….whats this film….ugh!!!….so now palpy is dead and the star destroyers get destroyed….and the rebellion win….hurray….so Rey dies….Ren lives and comes and revives Rey…and she now back to life and they both kiss…..😑😑😑…..kill me….this is thanks to u….u dumb Reylo…fans!!…..hope ur happy!!!….and then Ren dies….sigh…so then fay saved…and we see cloud city and then endor…and 2 ewoks..why?..IDK!!…that was so unnecessary….it was fan service!!…..ok so day saved the rebellion go back home….and blah blah.  Rey goes to tatooine with BB8…and visits lukes home….ok ill admit I got a tear watching this scene…it made me want to rewatch the original trilogy instead of this shite of a film….so now lukes home is halfway buried in sand ..and she buries Leia and lukes Lightsabers on this planet….oh yeah such a wonderful idea…this is basically representing her burying them to rest….yeah…go ahead bury them on the planet where lukes aunt and uncle were burnt to a crisp…and do bury Leia…here…u know the place where her last memory was of being put in a metal bikini and being a slave to a giant slug…yeah makes perfect sense to bury them here…they can totally rest at piece..😑….God this movie is stupid…..and yes it gets worse…..then a random woman comes up to her and says who are u..and she says Rey…and the woman says Rey who…and then Rey looks at the ghosts and luke and Leia who are standing behind Rey…and she says ….sigh……Rey Skywalker…..AH NO NO BOOOOO BOOOOO!!!..NOOO….BOOOOO!!!….u don’t get to do that Disney…and Jar Jar Abrams!!!  .she’s not a Skywalker…this is dumb….and it make more sense for her to call her self Rey Organa…u know Leia last name…seriously who did she have more of a relationship with…the nice woman..or the creepy bizzare old dude that was hiding away on a rock and slapping her with sticks…..anyways!! Films done finally the end…my god i hate this film….I hate it with every fiber in my body…this is truly the low point of star wars…the worse part is this is the film that’s supposed to end the Skywalker saga and answer all questions…but no this film left us with like 100 questions which are still unanswered!!!…..nor do I think I want an answer…anyways I’m giving this film a solid -5/10
…thats right a negative number…thats how bad this is…..I hope u all have a good 2021 and I had a boat load of fun reviewing star wars but this film broke me…..sigh…see u all in 2021….enjoy ur new years…..

Oh BTW if ur hoping that the star wars novel Explains anything useful….it doesn’t….for instance the bike tells us Maz Kanata has candy in her pockets…..seriously!!…thats the type of information u think is important to give us Disney!!…the hell is wrong with u….I don’t need to know nor do I want to know that a small old granny alien has space candy in her pants!!….give us information on how she got lukes Lightsaber…..well we do get an answer….short answer…it fell alot then some guy found it and probably pawned it off to Maz….yeah its an answer its just dumb…just i I don’t know…….thanks alot…….and oh yeah if that’s not dumb enough….the reason why Rey is so good st flying….according to this book…..there’s flying simultaneous in the several decade year old star destroyer wreckages on Jakku……don’t know how there still working…and no idea how she able to fly in it straight when the star destroyers on the planet are a bit crooked…but fine whatever…..this book is dumb….don’t spend money on this star wars dictionary….its pointless….and gives no good information…..heck there no answer to how palpy is back…they deliberately didn’t add an answer….wow….yeah frick this book.

..oh and if ur wondering how can a star killer base which is a planet with a weapon built into it which can’t move….was able to shoot lazers at specific planets and how many planets that aren’t close to star killer base was able to visually see the lazers fly over them…well don’t worry this book has an answer….a dumb answer….I didn’t say it was a smart answer…..well the answer the book gives is that somehow the first order found away to bend space and time to have different planets in different parts of the galaxy be able to see the giant lazers…WHAT!?…..thats not, just huh!?….this does not make an sense…..oh and it gets worse!!…..if u wondering how there able to send a lazer from star killer base to a specific planet…well its because they can lightspeed?…a lazer to a planet…..yeah ok whatever makes so much sense. 🙄🤦‍♂️
..Jesus christ this book is dumb…..oh and if u thought the reason that Rey picked up Luke’s Lightsaber after he tossed it is because its important for later….no!!…the book says its because her scavenger instincts kicked in…..eheheheheh!!….sorry I just find it funny that her reason for picking thr Lightsaber up is because….oh hey free item….mine now!!….Hahahahah….oh and the sith dagger makes no sense….the way its used makes no sense…u have to stand on a specific part of a land and line up the carvings in the knife up with a specific piece of the death star…..sighhhhhh….so um when was this knife made…was it made after the death star got destroyed which was 30 years ago?…couldn’t have been made before…also who and why did someone make it?…also who made 2 compasses that lead to palpy…. Also if the death star gets corroded by the massive waves of water hitting it then that dagger is going to be completely Useless Because if That piece of the death star gets too corroded to the point where falls off or gets damaged that dagger is going to be pointless what’s the point of this thing!?..couldn’t have been palpy himself…sigh this whole film is dumb and so is this book….oh and the next thing I’m gonna mention is from episode 8….so this woman who takes charge of the rebellion while Leia is in a comma…her name is Holdo….and she had secret plan to put the rebels in small escape ships and land them on the Salt planet…..and she doesn’t tell anyone in her group of her plan…and if ur wondering why….well the book says she didn’t tell her plan because of ” operational security reasons “…….yeah so next time someone asks u why she did that…u now have an answer…just say…because of operational security reasons….😑….Jesus lord this book is dumb!!….oh and if ur wondering why Leia is not in charge of the new republic….well a costing to the book its because the senate found out she’s related to Darth Vader….um so let me get this straight…they kicked her out because she’s related to the most evillest man alive…..yet she didn’t know she’s related to him….she was basically adopted as a baby ….so she had no influence from vader…fine whatever…but however in this trilogy luke is loved and looked up to and is told as a story ….do they not know he’s related to vader?….if they do then why are they still looking up to him?….because this book logic is hey ur related to vader…well so long ur getting out of here….Jesus lord this book is somehow worse then this trilogy!!…sighhhhhh…this 30 dollar book is pointless….its dumb and not worth any of ur guys and ladies money…..I can’t stress this enough. …

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