Ok im gonna say this…..I hate this film alot….and let me explain why….this film wasn’t made by JJ Abrams it was made by Rian Johnson….but he did then produce a great film called knives out…..if u haven’t seen that film I highly recommend it……its a murder mystery thats funny and has a great cast….Daniel Craig,  Chris Evans,  Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Shannon, Christopher Plummer,  Toni Collete, Jaeden Martel, Kathrine Langford….honestly I highly recommend knives out….its worth the watch….now back to my least favorite Rian Johnson film…sigh….here’s the trailer…enjoy 

In Memory of Carrie Fisher (1956–2016)

There was never a galaxy far, far away without her. Carrie Fisher wasn’t just Princess Leia—she was rebellion incarnate. Fierce, sharp-witted, and endlessly iconic, she brought heart, humor, and humanity to a character that could’ve been just another royal archetype. Instead, she made Leia unforgettable. The Rise of Skywalker tried to honor her legacy the best it could, but nothing CGI or repurposed footage can fully capture the spark that Carrie carried into every scene. She was a writer, an advocate, a survivor, and a storm in a teacup. This film may have marked the end of an era, but her impact—on Star Wars and on us—will never fade into the binary sunset.

Rest easy, Space Mom. The Force will always be with you.

Ok now onto the review,  so the film starts literally right after the end of force awakens…and so I don’t spend time on the beginning to u all….and don’t want to torture myself or any of u who’s reading this….im instead gonna point out my 4 main complaints in the first 10 min of the film…thats right first 10 min and I have 4 complaints….oh boy where in for a ride…..1. The general Hux scene…ok so remember how I said his character is menacing (or at least like grand Moff Tarkin)….well this film decides to make him into a laughing stock…I wish I was kidding….right away in the film…Poe Dameron calls up Hux and does a prank call to Hux…yeah thats how thr beginning of this film starts…with a prank mama call…..i just ah…..are u all entertained!?….then Supreme leader Snoke calls Hux on hollagram…and he uses the force to push hux onto the ground and drag him around…like a pathetic idiot…in front of his colleges…..sigh….. 2. BB8…now before u ask me whats wrong with BB8…well in this movie…how do I say this….he’s now become a cartoon character…..he has way to many abilities…..for instance….during the opening fight scene…Poe Dameron ship gets damaged inside BB8 cockpit…and he asks BB8 to fix it and guess how he fixes it….he extends a robotic finger and pokes the hole……then another hole shows up and he basically starts playing wake a mole with the holes…..then he extends his neck?….and smashes it with his head….wait BB8 has a neck….he’s a ball droid…where on gods green earth does he have that long extended neck hidden in!?….movie starts making sense plz!?….3. The lack of space physics….ok so in the beginning we get a group if bomber ships trying to bomb a star destroyer…..one ship ends up doing it….but sigh….the um…ok its hard to explain….let me try again……the woman in this ship presses a button and all the hundreds of bombs fall straight down under her ship and onto the star destroyer…mesh u heard that right straight down…..im no expert on space but um there is no gravity…so those bombs would not be going straight down!….we’re not even 30 min into this film and I am already regretting this…..ok and lastly, 4. Actually this isn’t a complaint with the first 10 min….its pointing out what the threat is in this film….if u can call it that…..all the scenes it shows the rebels……its basically 2 and a half hours of the rebels flying away slowly while the first order if flying behind them slowly….yeah how interesting does that sound?….if u said none..then u r correct…..ok so anyways Finn wakes up from coma…and they treat this as a joke….he wakes up with a bubble type suit on him with pipes filled with water…and we see him walking down the hallway…with water leaking out of his suit…..are u laughing yet!?..because this is a hahaha moment…oh BTW he does wake up saying Rey…BTW I’m gonna clear this up now…Finns character isn’t complex or interesting…they had a good concept but they ruined it….his whole character in all 3 of these films…he is just yelling…..Rey!!….and trying to follow her……oh wow so interesting…congrats Disney,  u had a cool concept of a rogue stormtrooper…but u decided to do Jack and all for it…..sigh…so anyways we cut to Rey and she’s handing the Lightsaber to Jake Skywalker (now before u all say Jarrod,  who’s Jake Skywalker….well thats what I’m calling Luke Skywalker in this film…because nothing about Luke Skywalker in this film…represents luke …..anything he does in this film…luke would never consider doing…let alone doing it….heck even Mark Hamill admitted in interviews that he hated how Rian Johnson basically treated the character of Luke Skywalker in this film….even Mark Hamill said this once in an interview….” this character is not Luke Skywalker…..nothing about him in this movie,  represents luke….I like to imagine that this character is um…idk …Jake Skywalker, Luke Skywalker long lost brother”..do u know what?…I don’t disagree with him…so for the rest of this review I’m calling him Jake Skywalker)…so anyways luke takes the Lightsaber from rey and he looks at it and then he tosses it over his shoulder and off the cliff……hahahaha…..are u laughing yet…..see Rian Johnson wanted to subvert our expectations…..well congrats Ruin Johnson…..u have had Luke Skywalker do something incredibly stupid…..sigh….im already hating this…..so Rey takes lukes Lightsaber….BTW in a book it was said why she takes his Lightsaber….its because her inner scavenger instincts (or basically her thief instincts) kicked in and she took Luke Skywalker Lightsaber….great….so im gonna skip a bit…luke wants to be left alone and Chewbacca comes into lukes hut and knocks his door down and yells at luke…and Rey translates to luke what Chewbacca is saying….HOW DARE U!!…..the person who would understand Chewbacca more is luke….he’s been around Chewbacca for decades……but instead Rey has only been around Chewbacca for a day……..I hate this character…..so we cut back to Finn and he bumps into a woman named Rose, and she starts fanboying over him….sigh…..and well they call up Maz Kanata to ask her for help….blah blah she tells them to go find a master code breaker, who is at a casino…..and oh boy we get to my most hated scene in this film….the canto bite scene…..its a freaking 15 to 20 min scene of them st a casino….they get there and they see the guy there looking for…and before they get to him…they get arrested for parking illegally…..long story short they meet another master code breaker in prison….no no wait wait wait a min movie…ur telling me u set up this master code breaker as being the only one and he is important for the plot to go forward…yet u decide to give our main characters a free pass and give them another code breaker……eheheeh….guys the laughing im doing is me trying to laugh to prevent me from crying….I I just this film is breaking me….its baffling,  it’s its not good star wars…..I feel genuine hate towards this film….eheheheheh….so anyways I forget to mention that a fee scene ago….princess Leia gets sucked out into space and she is floating in space for 20 seconds with no air and she survives …oh and it gets worse…..she reaches her hand out and starts flying to her ship…like Mary Poppins…..….why!???….and oh yeah then out main characters open the door up to bring princess Leia back into the ship…downside realistically the other side of that door is totally blown open so its leading into space…if they opened the door they would be sucked into space…but nope that doesn’t happen…and before u say Jarrod this is star wars….well let me tell u how ur wrong….in the clone wars we’ve scene clones being sucked into space…and oh yeah one episode Anakin and Ashoka are walking on a side of a separatists ship in space and there wearing masks…because no air in space….so this whole scene of princess Leia being able to survive in space after 20 seconds of no air….and then our main characters not being sucked out into space….is a bunch of bullshite…..so anyways sigh …lets not continue the canto bite scene….it ends with them bringing this other code breaker….back to Jake Skywalker and Rey….Jake Skywalker tells Rey about the jedi…blah blah….also Rey goes into a hole that is filled with the dark side…its basically a knockoff cave on Dagobah…and in the nor Dagobah cave…she finds out her family is nobody and she’s a loner….oh wow thanks for subverting our expectations Rian Johnson…..ill give him credit there…so anyways also in this film Rey and Kylo Ren are able to talk to each other using the force…by physically showing up to each other through the force………uh…huhhhh?….ok that’s not s thing but whatever….Disney calls them a Diad in the force….whatever the frick that is!…..oh right really forgot to mention…..kylo Ren destroyed his own helmet in this film ……smashing it into a wall…and Snoke is in this film and he looks like a bald old man wearing golden bath robes…..luke sees Rey talking to Kylo….he tells Rey to leave…..Rey finds out the truth…turns out Jake Skywalker tried killing Ben Solo because he sensed a bit of evil in him…..what!!!…..no no sorry movie….no way this is Luke Skywalker….the luke Skywalker i know would never consider killing someone because he ain’t evil yet but will be….let alone his own nephew……god….think about it…this is the guy who didn’t give up on vader…the most evillest man alive….and yet he decides welp there nothing I can do but try killing my own nephew because there tad bit evil in him………ahhhhhhh….thats it thats it…this film has broke me…..God grief this film is frustrating….I I am ready to give up…but I must continue…..sigh…so anyways Rey leaves with Chewbacca and the Lightsaber…and Jake Skywalker gets visited by ghost Yoda and summons lightning from the sky and burns down a tree…because now ghosts can do that in star wars now for some reason…sure why not…at this point I don’t care…..so yeah….anyway the code breaker and Finn and Rose make it onto Snokes star destroyer…..and they try to hack into the ship but they get caught by stormtroopers and captain Phasma….yeah she’s still alive….right forget to mention in force awakens our main characters had her shut down the shields in star killer base and she did it…and they toss her down a trash compactor….turns out she’s still alive…..so let’s skip a bit…Finn and her fight and now she dies….falling into space….ok so now space kills people!?….movie make up ur mind!…..so Rey gets onto Snoke ship….and well oh boy….long story short…kylo Ren kills snoke….sure whatever…u do whatever movie…I mean I didn’t see this coming but this was dumb…..oh and do me a favor and watch this video 

Only watch 8:57 to 9:30…..that whole scene shows u how bad this fight scene is….warning some cussing in the video…but just watch that specific scene….let me try explaining how bad this is….one guard is just twirling for no reason…BTW bad fight tactic….and then another guard just charges away from rey while holding his staff in front of him like he’s trying to stab someone…but yet he’s running away from Rey….sigh this scene is dumb…it has bad choreography…..so scene ends with kylo Ren and Rey trying to get each to join sides…..both of them fail…and now kylo ren becomes the new Supreme leader…uh huh….oh and now let’s get to the end of the film….rebellion get to there base on a planet and the empire comes down in AT-AT and starts attacking them…the rebels start trying to communicate to people to join them to help them fight…they all refuse to join the rebels…sigh….Rey shows up and kinda somewhat saves the day by opening up a closed off backway for the rebels to escape from there base…oh and luke comes and faces against Emo Ren….long story short…its not luke…he didn’t get there….he is still on the island…he’s force projected himself onto the planet…..What!!?….ok fine whatever…glad I’m almost done….and the film ends with the rebellion being down to like 7 people…and all of them are on the Millennium Falcon and there smiling and happy and hugging….WHY ARE U ALL HAPPY!?….u guys are fricked majorly….fricked…..sigh ok im done this film gets a solid 4/10…blah blah of a movie….oh and we haven’t even got to the worse one yet…no thats the rise of Skywalker