The Book of Boba Fett 

Oh boy guys this show is horrible I wanna start off with that….this is a horrible show….it handles the character of Boba fett poorly, it doesn’t feel like a fully entertaining show….sighhh anyway here’s the trailers…

Warning , massive massive spoilers ahead….but who cares at this point lolo….this is a crappy show……..yeah this show is that bad…..so in tbis show Boba fett becomes the new crime lord of Jabbas palace……and thats really just it, doesn’t that sound intriguing to yall? Well on paper it could be interesting but the way this show was executed was done horribly….so u wanna know what the majority of this show contains…well if it isn’t having Boba Fett being dumb then the other times this show well shows him asleep in a bacta tank and dreaming…so let that sink into yall head….we for majority of the this show shows us….a middle aged man napping in a bath and dreaming….oh how thrilling ….BTW if ur wondering what the back flashes consists of? Well he escapes the Sarlac Pitt…..his armor gets stolen by Jawas, he wakes up at a Tukan camp they hold him prisoner….they put him through slave work…..heck they don’t give him any water…..he eventually decides to teach them to fight and fend for themselves….then comes to treat them like family….I’m sorry what? Boba fett do u have Stockholm syndrome or something? They kidnapped u, enslaved u, almost thirst you to death and u thinking of them as family? …..I don’t care!! Furthermore why!!…..then if we’re nor focusing on that then we got Boba fett being stupid….for example we get a scene in the begging where him and his partner get out of bar…they get surrounded by men with shields….which Boba fett thinks the best idea is to shoot his wrist rocket straight at them….which he neglects to realize maybe that’s a bad idea because that could blow him up or injure him…but nah for u see he’s now stupid…..so of course he gets injured and has to be taken back to his bacta tank…on a side note reason he did that is because he said I don’t see any way out of this situation…oh really well here’s an idea idk maybe hmmm USE UR JETPACK U HAVE TO FLY AWAY!!…or have u forgotten that u have a jetpack!!…..worlds greatest bounty hunter everyone…..he’s been downgraded to a bafoon…….good grief yall……BTW if u think any of that sounds bad….well I didn’t get to the worst part yet, so a random store owner comes into Boba Fetts castle to tell him that no one respects u but if u want respect….u can help me get rid of these hooligans that have cybernetics on them….they’ve been stealing stuff from me….so he goes and talks to them…….BTW this group is called the Biker Gang, who look like they absolutely do not fit in the world of star wars at all….lets see why……well most of there outfits look like they shopped from hot topic….heck there female leader who I forget her name….really looks like she shopped at hot topic……also she has dyed dark red hair…….sorry I may be wrong because I often forget things but I don’t really recall people with dyed hair who look like they’ve shopped at hot topic….in star wars before…..correct me if I’m wrong, I’ll admit when and if I’m wrong but for now I’ll say that that’s never been a thing in star wars…..also there so called cybernetics aren’t mutch….one has a cybernetic leg which allows him to extend his leg….also the guy has a blowtorch that comes out of his wrists…..I don’t really see the use of that besides accidentally burning ur own hand but still…..the female leaders cybernetics confuse me…..she has a robotic arm in place of a normal arm but her hand on that robotic arm is a human hand…..uhh ehh uhh? Idk try explaining that…….what? Did they cut her arm off..put a robotic arm on her then reattach her human hand back onto that?…..wouldn’t that hand have become useless at that point?…..then there’s a guy who has a slightly medium-sized chunk of robotic metal sticking out of where his left eye should be……BTW does he ever use this eye? Nope……don’t see the purpose of it….u would think he could contact via hologram on that eye but no he just doesn’t…we will get to that little later because oh boy it gets stupid….BTW I dokt know how he gets a shirt on over that big piece of metal that’s lodged out of his eye…..wouldn’t that block the neck part of the shirt from slipping on him? Sigh idk….try making logic of that as well….oh if ur wondering why they’re called biker gang…..its because they got these motorcycles….that once again look nothing like they belong in star wars….no these bikes look like these ever so slightly modified hovering very vibrant colorful motorcycles from the 1950s…..yeah those motorcycles….now just imaging them hovering with no wheels and there’s slower…..yeah do these things seem like they belong in star wars? Or more like they should be on set for an episode of Greece……..anyways….BTW yeah thats ad far as cybernetics for them go…wow thr description Boba fett was given about them was completely incorrect…….the guy said these guys limbs have been replaced with cybernetics, to the point there no longer human….except these guys look like humans…….normal humans with just minor cybernetics that are vaguely visible……good grief….BTW if yall think that’s bad….well guess what? This show just loves proving Boba fett is an idiot…..so remember how I said he was sent down there to stop them from robbing? Well they tell him they got no jobs…and all that….so he decides to offer them a job as his guards…….uh huh…Boba fett u do realize u just met these guys for all of 2 min right? How do u know they won’t stab u in the back? Aren’t u gonna interview them or something?……this is very much like if a idiot walks up to a criminal and hands him a knife then says congrats ur my new bodyguard…….….just plain old stupid…..and ur supposed to be a crime lord? Yeah u wouldn’t last long……BTW on a side note if these biker gangs are poor then how the heck did they afford these pimped out bikes, cybernetics and semi fancy looking fabric/leather clothing?……poor my A$$…..better yet if ur poor then why waste ur money on those things that aren’t as important? Because the cybernetics are just completely pointless…..anyways so he recruits them…….if ur wondering what his palace crew looks like….well let’s see, we got Boba fett the supposedly leader, his right hand woman Finic….whos a bounty hunter, 2 Gamorian guards, and a group of bikers…….oh yeah ur oh so gonna last a long time as a crime lord with that amount of people in ur palace…. a biker gang, 2 guards and a bounty hunter…….its almost like Boba fett is new to all this….oh wait a min, he is!!….also theres 2 Hutts who are wanting the palace back….idk i really domt care…..but they do send a bounty huntwr wookie to kill Boba fett in his sleep….the bounty hunters name is Black Krrsantan……he’d a tough looking wookie….anyways he yanks Boba out of his tank…….Boba fett being the awesomeness bounty hunter of course, gets his butt kicked like theres no tomorrow…..…..then the biker gang come in save him because of course….they tie up Krrsantan, the Hutts come the next day they say our bad we will stop attacking u we wanna leave besides the Pikes are coming we dont want to deal with them, so here’s a gift… a rancor and a rancor wrangler played by Danny Trejo……because of course he is……so he takes the offer….he hands them back Krrsantan, they dont want him so they let him gl anyways and he runs off…….zzzzzzzzz…..anyways so Boba fett goes to question the major for hiring men on him to attack him at the end of the first episode…..anyways…. we do get a stupid car chase…where the mayor’s right hand man jumps into a car to drive away from them…because Boba fett was a going to go question the mayor……so the Biker Gang get on therr bikes and chase him…BTW this chase scene is pathetic its not fast or exciting…the vehicles kinda move at a normal past….wow so thrilling….anyways they catch up to him because he slightly bumps into a stand of fruit then the fruit falls onto him….they question him….they find out that the mayor wants Boba fett dead just cause….wow shocker…..anyways u wanna know guys when I stopped caring and clearly the show runners stopped caring….so roughly several episodes later Boba fett starts putting together a plan to get rid of the Pike syndicate because there a crime team who does trading of Drugs through the city he’s protecting……and he don’t want that anymore….so he ralleys him men together, then goes hires Krrsantan because they need muscle…plus he’s got nothing better to do…they find him at a bar doing bar fight with people….wow gee wiz…..so now Boba fett is recruiting people who tried killing him…..Boba fett do u have more then 2 IQ points in ur head? How did you make it this far in life?……anyways now this is where the showrunners stopped caring about making this a Boba fett show because about the last 3 episodes guess who comes in? Mando….so yeah this show can’t even be about Boba fett himself…no instead he has to be sidelined in his own show….congrats Disney, we asked for a Boba fett show u give us instead mando 2.0…….what’s funny is these last 3 episodes are the best out of this season because it has nothing to do with Boba fett……wow the 2ish episodes that has nothing to do with Boba fett is the best? Huh think u guys messed up….so u wanna know what these 2 episodes amount to…well mando gets kicked off the clan he’s apart of because he took his mask off once…..so now he decides to go visit Grogu who’s training with Luke…..so yeah we also see Grogu and Luke In this show because I guess Boba fett inst enough in a show about him….also guess who else appears….Ashoka….because why not…..so mando shows up to give grogu a gift….but Ashoka basically says nahh he doesn’t need this or u…what he needs is to be trained …do u want to interrupt him? Ur choice…but it’s up to the kid to make thr decision…….wow that’s a cunt move Ashoka…..so mando leaves in his new ship…which is a modified Nabok starship that he gets from his junkyard friend he made In his own show…..anyways Luke lays out 2 options in front of Grogu…either take Yodas lightsaber and stay to train tk be a Jedi or take this gift Mando left and go and join him….take 2 guess which he picks…..of course he picks mando……so Luke has R2D2 pilot his ship to take Grogu back to tatooine now how did he know mando would be there….idk?….script…..luckily thr ship lands at the junkyard place so she is of course happy to see Grogu…also gets him something to eat then she does take him to mando….anyways also mando goes and visits another friend….Cobb Vanth…..whos now in charge of this town he lives in….he asks for his help to come help Boba fett out……he says I’ll think about it…so mando leaves to go help Boba fett because he was recruited by Fenic….I forget to mention that…..but uh oh guess who shows up once mando leaves….thats right Cad Bane shows up…..ok sighhh what is this….is this show now cameo galore? On a side note this is now our main baddie of this show now…..huh, little to late in My opinion….to introduce ur main baddie withing the 2nd to last episode of the season…..to late!!…..so he does a standoff against Cobb…just like those old westerns……he tells Cobb that Boba fett is a cold blooded killer…..but what does that matter exactly? Because u urself Cad Bane isn’t exactly a good guy…ur also a cold blooded killer……so the stance ends with Cad taking his gun out…shooting Cobbs friend then shooting Cobb….uh oh is he dead? Well we think he’s dead for now….but the town folks come surround him and one of them say under there breaths…he’s still breathing…..although idk how we where supposed to hear that….anyways so we find out that the Pikes hired Cad Bane, also we find out that the Pikes where the one that killed the Tuskans who kidnapped Boba fett…….then made it look like Bike Gangs killed them…..uh huh…….in other news the sky is most certainly blue…….Jesus this isn’t surprising news or shocking revolutions….I think yall us could have figured this out before this show told us…anyways so Mando gets to the castle….they all go to see this bar that was blown up…..because the Pikes were getting annoyed by Boba fett they decided to place a homb there and blow it up….so the Biker Gang says there not goinf back tk the castle….that there going to stay in the town to protect the civilians….and Boba can do whatever….which Boba fett says actually ill stay and help save the city…. ….congrats u idiot, ur bringing the fight to the town which will cause in casualties…..how’s that protecting them? Good grief……so this is there hideout a blown up buidling….oh joy….anyways Cad Bane shows up warns Boba fett……he doesn’t decide to shoot Cad Bane which he says ur growing weak…..then the pikes decide to shoot from the high grounds…so a gun shoot fight starts happening then guess who comes all of Cobb Vanth men…they say Cobb was shot down so where here to help…..so now they go the upper hands, they starts shooting the pikes….then they send in robots…..giant size Drodikas is the only way I can describe them…..anyways so now there struggling against them…..the Biker Gang protect a civilian….by having one of them spinning around to shoot one of the Droids….ah yes spinning….thats such a great trick to do while ur in the middle of a gun fight…that totally doesn’t leave ur weak point open for the enemies…..sighhh……anyways so uh the junkyard woman comes rolling in on a vehicle being pulled by a robot…..mando gets on he tells them to head off because there’s a war going on here…..don’t know how she didn’t hear it or see it……so eh who cares……anyways Grogu comes out of a bag….mando is surprised to see him…….in a cute moment, Grogu jumps onto mando and gives him a hug….awww….anyways so then guess what? Boba fett comes riding in on his Rancor ….it takes out the droids but then Cad Bane shows up shoots his flamethrower st it which startles the creature so Boba fett gets knocked off….then a fight between both them happens……..anyways Boba fett gets knocked onto the ground again shocker….Bane starts monologing because why not then Boba fett knocks Bane onto the floor…Bane says I knew u where a killer…then Boba fett stabs Bane with his Gaggi stick that the Tuskans gave him…..so now Cad Bane is dead…how wonderful……BTW in every scenario they do not come out looking good with this….think of it…either thwy made Cad Bane pathetic by having be able to be killed off by Boba fett who in this show is portrayed as a chubby middle aged man who can’t fight and gets his butt kicked…..just let that sink in….for a moment…..Cad Bane gets killed off by this Boba fett yet he couldn’t stand up against goons by himself…Jesus lord….lets love on plz I’m already annoyed……BTW I don’t think Cad Bane translated well into live action…..his nose looks to small, his skin color is lighter and the fingers look little to chunkier…….don’t know what yall did to Cad Bane…but take this design back, plz….better yet never translate cartoon into live action again plz…..anyways so now they gotta deal with the rancor so guess who does deal with it….Grogu…he uses the force, to calm the creature down they both take a nap…how thrilling…..BTW theres still the Pikes to be delt with so guess who goes kills the leader and the major? If yall guessed Boba fett then yall clearly not been paying attention to this show…no instead Fenic Shand goes and kills them off brutally as well…..wow they couldn’t give this badass moment to Boba fett…..sighhh…anyways so show ends with Boba fett saying I don’t think we’re cut up for this……so then what been the point of this show?…also no duh ur not…..also he tosses a fruit to Krrsantan for him to enjoy…..ha ha ha great ending…then no wait we officially end with mando and Grogu flying off in mandos new ship because we can’t have the book of Boba fett show end on Boba fett….nah we need it to end on someone else because screw him and screw this show…it’s horrible plz don’t watch it…… rating -100/10…. another negative rating…..skip it!!!