Star Wars Episode VI: Return of The Jedi

Here’s the DVD intro

so the beginning of this film starts off with vader landing in the new death star…yeah how original…first death star gets destroyed and emperor invests in a second one…this time around the death star isn’t fully built….so there’s a big opening on the side of the death star..might van be entered…that will lead to the core….oh wow….they didn’t even try covering it….great its like there asking for someone to enter it and blow it up…so anyway the emperor is on his way and vader wants to impress his master…..so anyways then well we see C3PO and R2D2 heading to Jabba palace…and this whole thing at Jabbas palace is a full 30 min so im going to skip through a bit….so luke sent both of them there first to be bargaining gifts….Jabba takes them as one of his own….then Leia disguise as a bounty hunter later brings Chewbacca in handcuffed like she’s bringing him in for a bounty…..so anyways…..Chewbacca gets put in a cell and we see Lando is already there dressed as a guard……then um well Leia saves han….and Han gets locked up and Leia gets um…..put in a metal bikini and becomes jabbas slave….šŸ˜‘šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø…..anyway han can barley see because thats thr side affects of Carbonite freezing…..its called Carbonite sickness…..oh guess who’s hanging around at tatooine….Boba Fett…..so anyways luke comes and tries to get back his friends…..he falls and gets sent down into the rancor pit….and long story short he kills thr rancor by pushing a door down onto it……and then of course now luke and bis friends get sentence to death by being eaten by the Sarlac pit…which apparently takes hundreds of years before ur digested…..ok that’s torture…..ok so anyways….in the most pathetic way possible…..do u know what its something u need to see to believe…so here u go

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø…thats the only reaction I feel while watching this scene…..its bad….just why…..anyways moving on before I lose a piece of myself……Leia kills Jabba by chocking him…….and they blow up his ship cruise that there all on and our main character escape…..luke goes back to Dagobah…..to keep a promise……Yoda dies……he says ur not a jedi master till u kill vader ..and he confirms that vader is Luke’s father……….then after Yoda dies……ghost Obi-Wan visits luke…and luke asks Obi-Wan why he didn’t tell him the truth….he said that Obi-Wan told him that vader betrayed and murdered Luke’s father……and hehehe guess what Obi-Wan defense is ..he says….ur father was seduced by the dark side of the force…he ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth…and when that happen the good man that was ur father….was destroyed…so what I told u was true…from a certain point of view…..šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‘….from a certain point of view!!…..thats ur excuse Obi-Wan…..sigh. ..also while this is happening…the emperor lands aboard the death star…..so back at rebellion ship….they come up with plan…see the death star is located near the planet moon of endor….and on the planet is a system that um puts an energy shield around the death star…so while its activated….no one can get near it…..so someone has to go down there and disable it…..so Han and Chewbacca and C3PO and R2D2 and Leia and luke go down there….no I don’t know why C3PO and R2D2 does along…. especially C3PO  ..the most whiniest character I’ve ever seen in star wars….he’s just annoying……so Han gives Lando his ship ..to use during the space battle…..while our main character get into a stolen emperial shuttle they stole…..so they land on the planet….long story short they bump into a group of small teddy bears called Ewoks…and I hate them….they somehow make the stormtroopers look more incompetent…..later on they fight against the stormtroopers with sticks and rocks and that somehow kills them…..um whats the point of there armor…does it protect them or anything…..or is there armor made of plastic.    At this point I’d not be surprised…….so anyways back on track…..they mistaken C3PO as a god…why?…I have no idea…….so C3PO tells them the story of the fight against the empire and vader ..so now the ewoks team up with our main characters…..oh joy….and luke is about to head off because he can sense vader is on the planet…before he does….he bumps into Leia…ans oh boy guess what…he tells her….that she is his sister…..ummm….so yes Leia is Luke’s sister…..just ignore them kissing on the lips in empire strikes back…its better to not over analyze it……so anyways luke goes to a platform that has a bridge, that vader is in…

So anyways this scenes kinda touching…vader and luke have a talk….

Vader: the emperor has been expecting u

Luke: i know father

Vader: so, u excepted the truth?

Luke: I’ve excepted the truth that u were once Anakin Skywalker my father

Vader: that name, no longer has any meaning for me

See this is basically the first time we’re not seeing vader killing people and being menacing…..in this scene luke is somewhat getting to vader.  Somewhat…….so vader lights up Luke’s new lightsaber….to see it…..and well….and this is another line I like

Luke: come with me

Vader: Obi-Wan once thought as u do, u don’t know the power of the dark side…I must obey my master

Luke: I will not turn and u will be forced to kill me

Vader: if that is ur destiny

Luke: search ur feelings father,  u can’t do this.  I feel the conflict in u…let go of ur hate

Vader; its to late for me son….the emperor will show u the true nature of the force, he is ur master now.

Luke: then my father is truly dead

Ok this scene gets me a bit…there both trying to get one another join on there sides…..so anyways….next day….the ewokes and main characters try breaking into shield reactor room……luke gets taken up by vader back to death star….he meets the emperor….and well a space battle starts…..

Also we gwt a great meme where admiral Akbar says ITS A TRAP!…..ok so while space battle is happening……against a giant fleet of Tie-Fighters…..and star destroyers……so on the moon of endor……a battle happens against the ewokes and our main characters against huge fleet of stormtroopers and AT-STs . …and then of course if 2 battles wasn’t enough….we get a third one…..vader vs luke….here’s that scene as well

So anyways battle happens between vader and luke…its epic……so anyways yeah this whole 3 battles switch between each other…..if ur wondering how the ground battle ends…it ends with the stormtroopers dead and the force field generator being blown up .  And now Lando and his men go head into the death star…..and back to vader vs luke……um vader tries to get luke to use his anger ..by looking in Luke’s mind and seeing that he has a twin sister….and he says to luke…if u won’t turn to the dark side….perhaps she will…which gets luke angry and he uses his anger to fight against vader….so he uses his anger and cuts his father’s hand off…..so anyways brutal….and the emperor tries to get luke to kill his father…but he refuses to…and which makes the emperor star electricuting luke in front of vader…also vader gets up and stands near the emperor and wastes time and stands they’re while Luke is being killed…..uhhhh……heck even luke begs for his vader to help…and he just standing there looking at his boss then looking at luke then looking back at his boss then back to his son….and then after seeing his some being  Electrocuted even more…….he decides to um go behind his boss and grab his boss and pick him up and toss him into the core reactor…..hahahah…but sadly vader sacrifice himself …he knew if he were to get hit by the lightning he will die because he’s mainly made of robotic parts and limbs….yes he gets shot with electricity…and well here’s the scene

Here’s Vaders death scene

“U already have Luke, u were right….u were right about me, tell ur sister…u were right”

So then luke caries vader to the ship…and vader asks luke to take his mask off so he can see him with his own eyes….so vader knows he dying but he wants to see his son before he dies…..so luke takes his father’s helmet off first then his helmet…see his helmet is in 2 pieces…always been…….ao vader tells luke he was right about him…and that he already saved him…although luke wants to save his father by bringing him back with him…..and right before Anakin Skywalker dies he says “u were right,  u were right about me….tell ur sister….u were right”…then he smiles to his son and then he closes his eyes and dies…šŸ˜ž….this scene is sad…its not vader dying….no vader died back in the emperors throne room…this is Anakin….and he got to see his sons face before he died….

So anyways Lando goes into the death star and blows it up …luke makes it off the death star with his dead father…and the day is saved…..on the planet of endor…luke burns his father’s body ……fully armored still….and well we cut to the air and we see fireworks appearing in the sky…then we see all around the galaxy and every planet is celebrating the end of the empire…including the Gungans on Naboo…..

Here’s the celebration scene enjoy

So anyway we cut to endor and we see everyone is celebrating including the ewokes….they are all throwing a party…..our main characters reuniting.  Hugging each other and happy…because the war is over….they won….luke meet up with them and he looks over and see the ghosts of Obi-Wan and Yoda  ..then the ghost of his father appear. ..I have mixed feelings about this  ….its hard to believe that saving his son and killing his boss was enough to cleanse himself of his several decades of slaughtering innocent people….and running an empire…but cool whatever..and the film ends….what my thoughts well its my least favorite of the original trilogy…ill give this film a solid 4/10 its still worth the watch 

Here’s my favorite soundtracks from this film

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