Solo: a Star Wars Story:

Let’s start with the trailers:

So im gonna start off with saying I don’t like this film at all…..I ain’t a fan of Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo…sorry i dont see him as Han Solo…..also Emilia Clarke is in this film (if u don’t know who she is…she played in game of thrones), so the plot is…Han Solo and his love interest try running away from there town….BTW the visuals are ugly in this film….the filming colors are brown and misty looking…so the for the first 15 min of the movie its hard seeing anything…..blah blah…him and his lady friend get separated……..years pass by and he joins the empire to become a pilot….BTW we get a completely pointless scene…where he talks to an officer…and the officer says ur name…and he sand Han…and then he says Han who…then Han says…I got nobody…so the officer then says…Han?…..Solo…..

…..WHAT!!!…..that has to be the most pointless information in this film….so apparently Han got his last name because he’s alone…the hell I thought that was just his last name….so anyway….also this film focuses on his golden dice…so many times…I don’t know why….those dice only appears in a new hope…for a brief 1 second out of frame……but omg those dice they were,  so important?……um……whatever moving on….skipping a bit…he bumps into Woody Harrilson (I forget the character he’s playing so well just call him Woody Harrilson…because it is Woody Harrilson)….so anyways he gets his signature gun from Woody Harrilson…sigh…..ok this movie so far been the giver of pointless information…..so anyways we find out Woody Harrilson is working for a crime lord named (i forget all I remember is the actor who plays the bad guy plays Vision in the mcu….so let’s just call him blonde crime dude)….so anyways blonde crime dude has a temper and Han bumps into his ex….and she’s working for Blond crime dude…he sends them with her to retrieve blah blah for him because his boss wants the blah blah….or mcguffin…..if u will….so anyways….we finally get to see the famous Kessel Run…..spoiler alert…I don’t care…..it was cool but also just why?…..oh and in this film Lando has romantic interest with his female robot…..sigh….what?…..anyways….in third act…..they fight against blonde crime dude and Emilia Clarke kills blond crime dude…..she tells Han to go catch up to Woody ….because he double crosses them and takes Chewbacca with him as leverage…she promises she’ll catch up…yeah right…he leave and she turns on a hologram and guess who’s she’s talking to…its Darth Maul….yayyyy….and he looks old…..odd because he doesn’t look old in star wars Rebels…which takes place after this film in the timeline….but whatever….also Darth maul says he and her are gonna be working much more closely….which is teasing a sequel….sequel to this film…yeah right…..so Han catches up to Woody…and he shoots Woody…blah blah Clarke Flys away in crime blonde dudes ship….and Han goes back to Lando…who is gambling…and we see Han wins the Falcon from Lando by gambling….so now he has his ship…ok that’s the only information I was curious about….anything..nope….hate it…bye bye….rating….4.5/10