Here’s the DVD opening menus.
Ok so I should start off with a warning, this film is dark….so this is a warning to young kids who want to watch this film……this movie is depressing/dark and near the end of the film we see Anakin Skywalker burning alive from lava….ok so the plot of this film is…. Chancellor palpatine has been kidnapped by General Grevious….and Anakin and Obi-Wan is departed to go save him….this is in the first 15 to 20 min of the film….they go into space….free chancellor from Grevious ship….they bump into count dooku and well he knocks out Obi-Wan and now its up to Anakin to fight dooku and guess what happens….Anakin cuts count dookus hands off and then Palpatine tells Anakin to kill count dooku….by saying …..dew it…..which BTW created a meme….and well Anakin decapitated dooku…ok so we’re 15 min into the film and there is decapitation….so after general Grevious escapes from his damaged ship…and then Anakin and Obi-Wan crash land it onto coruscant….they bring the chancellor home basically….blah blah…Anakin reunites with padme and he finds out she is pregnant…(forget to mention they are secretly married….none of the jedis know because they forbid love and marriage and attachments….wow being a Jedi sounds boring as shite…they remind me of monks….which they basically are)so anyways later on in film Obi-Wan goes and hunts general Grevious on the Utapah system and he takes with him an army of clones and commander Cody….who he fought along side in the clone wars with….anakin well stays behind and he starts having visions of his wife dying in child birth….he’s afraid it will happen because last time he had visions were of his mother dying and guess what? She did die….so he tells the chancellor (BTW he starts using Anakin vulnerability towards him to manipulate Anakin…if ur wondering why he does that. Well its because palpatine is actually the sith lord Darth sidious….he has been this whole time and has been hiding under the jedi noses basically this whole time without them knowing) and he is wanting Anakin to become his new apprentice to take over the galaxy with…..so anyways…..Obi-Wan kills general Grevious by well shooting him in his opened exposed guts….yeah general Grevious use to be an alien but ended up in a crash got badly injured and his body couldn’t be saved but his eye balls and brain and guts and lungs could so count dooku put those in a robotic body….fun fact….dooku had his droids shoot down general Grevious ship and told him it was the jedi that did that…so he can get him to hate jedi…..wow what a douchebag….also general Grevious has 4 arms and 4 Lightsabers that he took from dead jedis that he has killed….2 green Lightsabers and 2 blue ones…..so now with that out of the way…Obi-Wan shoots general Grevious and he burns up and explodes….ok so now if ur wondering how far were into the film if it’s almost over…nope we’re half way though….so then here’s the sad stuff…..Anakin finds out palpatine is emperor and he tells Mace Windu and then Mace and a few jedi try to stop the emperor and well palpatine does a Lightsaber duel against the jedi…he gets out of his chair and right away slaughters 3 jedi masters….dang….then well now its up to Mace to fight him….so of course Mace is about to win he knocks Darth sidious onto the floor and his Lightsaber Flys out of the giant window that there near (if ur wondering how it flew out the window…its because they broke the glass so now its just a gapping hole to the outside)…..but of course Anakin comes in and while the chancellor is shooting elelectricity st mace…he is telling Anakin hey Anakin I told u jedi were evil there plotting to take over…of course Anakin falls for it….BTW the lightning gets deflected back towards palpatine which scars his face and now his whole face is wrinkled and old man looking….so blah blah right as Mace kills palpatine Anakin takes his Lightsaber out and cuts Mace Windu hand off…then palpatine uses his force to push Mace Windu out the window…..hehehe….so anyways then he sneaks Anakin to jedi temple to kill all jedi….now here’s the sad moment, emperor calls up commander Cody to tell him to execute order 66…(order 66 being trigger word for execute all jedi)….so now all the clones turn on there jeid master…..the only jedi that make it out alive is Obi-Wan and Yoda. ..this was a dark day it was the great jedi purge….the clones they fought along side with all a sudden turn on them and kill them…here I recommend watching the scene
So anyways Yoda and Chewbacca escape from the clone on Kashyyyk….well Yoda does and leaves Chewbacca behind on his planet….don’t worry he survives besides this is a prequel movie……oh and Anakin Skywalker slaughters the younglings….which are children…how wonderful……everybody in the jedi temple dead….now Obi-Wan and Bale Organa and Yoda meet up and then Obi-Wan and Yoda go to the jedi temple and they check a recording and they find out Anakin killed everyone….so now Yoda goes and faces against palpatine while Obi-Wan faces against Anakin…..Obi-Wan goes tells padme Anakin has joined the bad Boys group….u see what I did there…..she is in denial…and Obi-Wan finds out Anakin is the father…he doesn’t insult him for that he actually acts sympathetic he says I’m so sorry….anyway anakin is on a planet called Mustafar it’s a lava planet and he there to eliminate the rest of the separatists……anyway Padme Flys to him and she finds out he’s evil and starts breaking into tears because he has turned bat shit crazy…..and she starts begging him to turn back to good…and that she loves him of course he sees Obi-Wan on her ship and believes she brought him to kill him….so he decides to chock his own wife….until she falls unconscious….lovely…so then Obi-Wan and Anakin duel…while Yoda and palpatine fight…lets just say Yoda escapes barley and Obi-Wan cuts off Anakin Skywalker arms and legs…and he falls right near the bottom of a hill thats near lava….and well oh lord….Anakin Skywalker starts getting set in fire and we see his whole body being engulfed in flames…..he well then leaves Anakin behind to die….lovely…but emperor comes and saves him and brings him back to coruscant to get surgery….he got all his limbs replaced with robotic limb and other part of his body replaced with robotic parts…while this happen Padme gives birth to Luke and Leia…….and then she dies after giving birth…….this was sad….anyway anakin is reborn as Darth vader….he is told that padme died….and he screams NOOOOO…BTW worse moment in my opinion…..so yeah…Bale Organa takes Leia and raises her…..Obi-Wan teases luke to be raised by Owen and Barrue……and thats how the film ends…..I really love this movie its dark and the better of the prequels movies……i recommend this movie. …im going to give this film a solid 9.6/10
