Black Adam

Let’s start off with the trailer

Warning , there’s gonna be massive spoilers ahead so if any of yall wanna leave…now is the chance….

So the plot of this film is, one day black Adam will awaken and save the city he was born in, from bad guys…yeah thats the plot in a nutshell…..we start off with a back story in like Greek time I believe…to summarize up this back story…the king wants power to open up to hell…how he does that is by using a specific rock crystal thing then he’ll make it into a crown and wear it to summon hell….he inslaves his men including a child….but one day thanks to this specific kid being stupid, plus right after thr guy who’s protecting him says I will not always be around to save u…decides to go grab one of the crystals from one of the guards run away with it, do thr king sentences the kid to beheading…but in moment the Shazam wizards telport him and give him powers…he returns and destroys the king ans his Men and palace….he then wasn’t heard from again some say he is sleeping….yeah beginning is basically baddie wants rock to use to obtain power, kid be dumb dumb…..kid is almost executed…kid gets powers…he comes back with zappy zap and kabooms the palace up….I wish I was kidding, but rhat was the abriviated version of it but sad part is that described it all to well..anyways in modern day the same town is being overrun by white men inslaving the town…looking for minerals stuff like that…..so this mother and a group or resistance and her son want to go free Teth Adam from his slumber…yeah his name is Teth Adam….yeah I know….so the kids mother and men sneak into thr mountains in the desert where the crown is buried….go inside but they leave her brother behind in the car because he refuses to come…anyways so mother character, a lacky and a oh so not secret villian no sir….follow her into the mountains…BTW glad her son didn’t come I found him annoying…don’t worry he still has room to be annoying later plus he constantly rides a skateboard throyapugh the film….anyways the oh so not villian disappears so her lacky goes back to find him…neck thing u know the lacky falls flat off the mountain infront of there car….hmmmm something is a suspicious here……anyways so then military type people appear take the brother hostage, go inside the temple asks the woman to give them the crown…or else her brother dies also they knock out the oh so not evil dude….(if ur wondering why I’m not saying there names well 1 I forget there names that how bland these human characters are and 2. I find it more funny this way lolo)….anyways she gives them the crown and as she’s about to be executed she says the Shazam words which summons Teth Adam to them…he appears and starts slaughtering the men very brutally if I may add….he electrocuted a guy down to his bones…..uhhh yikes….he then starts killing the men….saving the woman and her brother, they both escape back to there van…and drive off……then Teth Adam Flys out of the mountain where several helicopters are waiting outside including tanks and cars…..with this music playing during the scene

…he then proceeds to kill them all…throwing helicopters out the air, zapping the men on the ground…tossing bombs there tossing at him back at them….splitting vehicles in half…directing missiles into the direction of the other men behind him…yeah see if guns and missiles aren’t doing anything against him I’d say yall should stop and run away not keep shooting at him….sighhh….anyways he catches up to the van….but unfortunately a rocket launches his way which is embedded with the same substances as the crown is made of…turns out that material can injure black Adam….it is his cryptonite…….so he gets injured and flies off….the brother makes a remark saying well let’s hope we don’t see him again but then black Adam falls from the sky…injured and unconscious…do they take him back to there house….how sweet? Anyway back in the mountain we find out that the not oh so secret villian is actually a villian…wow what a shocker and he’s after the crown….wow who couldn’t have seen that coming…oh wait I did lolo….anyways Teth Adam wakes up in the woman’s son’s bedroom which is filled with comic books, superhero posters….wow talk about a superhero fanatic….anyways the kid tries asking him questions like what’s his name…but Teth Adam wants none of this he says I didn’t ask….move out of my way…now….but what stops him from leaving is he looks into a mirror doesn’t know what that is…the kid says oh right there’s no mirror back 500 years ago he then says 500 years? Then looks out the window…says I don’t recognize this town…the kid says it’s ur town except 500 years different…then Teth Adam says then the town I know is dead……ouch….anyways the kid tells him of superheros existing in this world and how they need a hero of there own to save them from the white colonizers…….anyways the kids mother comes into the house and starts looking at the crown to uhh translate the words on it…then Teth Adam comes walking out through the wall breaking the wall open ans pushing the chair that her brother is sitting on…across the room because he’s just walking into it….lolo then he breaks the TV which his brother says I can fix that I’m an electrician…..anyways while this is happening we get introduced to our not X-men characters…I say not X-men because they may as well be….we get introduced to Hawke man who is basically a discounted falcon…..Dr Fate played by Pierce Bronson…who is a discounted Dr strange…then we get introduced to Adam Smasher who’s a discounted antman…..then introduced to a woman named cyclone who is a discounted storm…..and they call them selves the justice society….wow what a stupid name….then they get into they’re not X-men jet, exiting from there not X-men mansion….the way they leave is by the entire backyard opening up just like in the X-men movies….that was how the X-men jet came out of the ground…wow u guys just stopped being subtle huh? Anyway they get hired by Amanda Waller to go capture Teth Adam before he caused havoc…so they go to that city where he’s in to stop him…..anyways back to Teth Adam….he just breaks the wall by flying towards it…starts flying calmly outside goes up in the air to see the statue of him that was made and still stands to this day…..and he looks at it and says in his language…forgive me….now if ur wondering why he said that? Well the truth will unravel later…but for now what’s important is uh the justice society shows up and is about to land….but uhhh then our idiotic child on skateboard had to do something stupid by uh stealing a walkie talkie from one of the white military men..they chase him corner him grab him…then his mom shows up tries to save him but they recognize her as a person they need to capture ans arrest…..then the kid calls for Teth Adam and he shows up behind one of the military men..he takes a beating stick out and smashes it against Teth Adam head and the metal rod bends because Teth Adam head must be that strong …this part cracked me up…then he tries it again but before he gets chance uh Teth Adam punches the man which launches him up into the air….well I doubt that guy survived…..lolo, he then takes on the last 2 men by shooting lightning from his hands…..to quote Shazam from the movie Shazam….”lightning! Lighting with my hands….Lighting with my hands!….lightning with my hands!!”……lolo anyway so he grabs to men flies them into the air…..and the justice society sees him…he looks at them gives them a wink and drops both men from the sky…so hawk man goes jumps out of there plane and flies down to catch them then Dr Fate puts his helmet on and flies off the ship…..then hawk man grabs both men and flies them down to safety….also I really give respect here for changing the formula…u know how usually this moments in films the hero gets cheered on by the people because they did something heroic….well not in this film instead they start booing at hawk man…..hahahah….so then Teth Adam flies down and everyone cheers at him….hurray….BTW I’m just gonna summarize up my issue here…with hawk man, he’s annoying…every time he’s on screen he keeps saying there’s only good guys or bad guys no in between…or my favorite line (I say sarcastically)…no killing people…..heros don’t do that…choose a side…..or my other favorite…..where planning to take u in……sighh….it gets very degrading…..anyways so Teth zaps both men to death so now everyone is cheering…then both Teth and hawk man start fighting….then not storm and not ant man jump off the plane ans join the fight…although not antman is kinda lost and running in the opposite direction…ha ha get It because he’s not experienced enough or at all….he’s knew at this…anyways Dr Fate joins the fight, he starts using his mystical powers….once again he comes off as a discounted Dr strange……anyways they have a big fight Yada Yada Yada…it ends with Teth Adam flying off…during that well the Justice society go over to the mother character to look in her bag because couple minutes ago Dr Fate saved her from rubble and he sensed the crown in her bag…so they ask her for her bag…she firstly refuses to oh and tells them they can leave….and that where we’re they when our town was invaded by these criminals….why show up now? And that ur not welcome here…..Teth Adam is seen as a hero here as u can tell….oh they check her bag and nada nothing in it…..oh well…anyways she knows where Teth Adam went to, to the place that use to be the palace of the king….she offers to go with them so she can talk to him….so things go peaceful as the Justice society wants and no casualties…..anyways so her son runs back into there house, sees that the oh so not secret villian is still alive he asks for the crown….the brother tells the kid to run and he starts tackling not baddie….but he gets shot on no who cares…anyways boy runs off hides, back to his mom..she goes in talks to Teth Adam….she says that they told me ur not the champion…which is true, turns out that is true but that’s for later….oh and he wasn’t worthy of being a protector….for u see he that night went in thr castle to kill the king out of revenge…not for thr mind set to protect his people, just out of revenge……she tells him whatever bad stuff he did back then….he could be a hero now…he says I’ll listen to them but if they want me to kneel down I will fight them…so they come in they try to talk his surrender….Yada Yada….fued with hawkman continues…but then the mothers son calls up tells her not baddie is still alive that he’s after the crown…that he’s hiding because they’re looking for him…Dr Fate says there not after the boy they are after the crown….she then asks Teth Adam to plz go save her boy…which he does, he flies off to go save him…how sweet…he gets there kills the men while the boy escapes but uh oh he gets grabbed by oh so not secret villian and he takes him onto one of his flying motorcycle he has……to take him….anyways Teth Adam notices the kids bag on the floor outside then notices flying motorcycles taking off then he goes flying after them……then a chase happens….oh btw the Justice society jones and helps him to save the boy…..awesome I guess, so now there working together….anyways so they catch up with each motor bike, check inside and the kid isn’t there….then Teth Adam catches up with the last motor bike that flies all the way to Taiwan for some reason….anyways crashes the bike…Jesus, what if the kid was inside? He’d be mush….but luckily the kid isnt…so where is he? Well he’s inside a bike that’s hiding inside a truck…with the baddie….they drive off…..Teth Adam decides to toss the henchmen into the air…..Dr Fate shows up he says to Teth Adam that he’s projecting himself to him….he asks if he found the boy, he said no…he then said ok bring the henchmen I can question him…then Teth reaction is uhhh…Dr Fate says u killed him didn’t u? Then Teth looks behind him sees the man fall onto the floor then he turns to Dr Fate and says he uh didn’t make it……lololo hahaha this scene had me cracking up……anyways so Teth returns to the mothers house…..where Dr Fate is sitting there….after he tells the mothers character brother that he isn’t gonna die yet but just to stay away from electricity…..but oh lord he’s an electrician…..ha ha?….anyways Teth returns so does hawkman…with some henchmen, he says we’re gonna interrogate them….the mother gets up is about to slap them multiple times until they speak….which then Teth Adam grabs her and says from the little time I’ve been back I’ve learned something, u gotta show ur enemies Compassion…do let’s show them some….which then hawkman looks at Dr Fate with a look of huh?…..and I agree as well….huh? Yeah I don’t blame them for being confused…lolo but then he flies them up into the atmosphere and threatens to drop only one of them and let the other one live if he tells him where they took the kid….then hawkman comes up saying we’re not supposed to kill them…he said I’m not gonna kill them…I’m only gonna kill one of them…he then drops one of them…the other guy tells him where the kid is then he drops him…so hawkman goes flying after them to save them…Teth then goes back to tell the mother where her son is located……hawkman returns and says thats not how we do things…we don’t kill people…then Teth says I didn’t kill them…there still alive….lolo…then hawkman says u dropped them both….Teth then says yeah, that’s why I waited till u got up there so u can save them…..then Dr Fate says he has a fair point…..so then with the knowledge of where her son is they all head to the place…..so they take off in the jet…..so now there teaming up…BTW during the flight we find out from Dr Fate that he had a visin of his pal hawkman dying…so he didn’t want to tell hawkman because he knew he’d be stubborn plus he was trying to find a way to prevent that from happening…..anyways so they get to the place, Teth Adam flies out starts attacking thr guards because of course he does…he’s just that kinda hero? More like anti hero…..he then makes it to the baddie but he puts up a force field…tells teth not even his powers can break through this shield…..then the justice society and the mother show up….he then says give me the crown and I’ll give u ur son back…fair trade…..so the mother grabs the crown from the justice society…they ask her what’s she doing…Teth Adam gets In the way and says it’s her decision not urs……so he puts the shields down, she walks up to him gives him the crown but uh oh he decides not to give her son back instead he’s about to shoot the kid….also he looks at black Adam and says that he is the ascendant of that King that Teth Adam killed all those years back….Dunn dunnn dunnnn…..anyways so he’s about to shoot the son and Teth Adam comes flying in the way pushes the kid out the way…the guy puts the crown on his head and teth shoots lazers from his eyes towards the guy…then Dr Fate comes up grabs the mother and protects her because the lazers hit the control panels and it causes an explosion which the whole building collapses………anyways so now since the boy is safe and the baddie is dead……he be all burnt up and Adam Smasher is locating the crown…..Teth Adam flies off back to the throne room…….Hawkman meets him there tries to talk to him nicely…..he asks about the statue, and Teth Adam reveals that the statue is not of him….its of his son……so for u see guys back way back when…..his son tried standing up against thr king so the king ordered his public execution…but luckily in the brink of time….the Shazam wizards telport the kid away and gave him the powers of Shazam…..then his son returned and started killing thr kings guards and men….so in a revoke against that the king ordered his men to attack the child’s family…..they killed the mother…..uh oh, the son returns to see his father who’s played by Dwayne Johnson btw……injured, he gives his powers to his father….and turns back to a kid….but unfortunately as he does so some of the kings men shoot an arrow at the kid…which kills the kid…he dies in his father’s arms, so out of rage and anger…he stormed the throne room…blew up everyone in there including the king……but in doing so he also sealed his fate….the Shazam wizards telepoerted him to them and they tried fighting him because they seek him to be untrustworthy…..but Teth killed most of the wizards…but in a last attempt om the last wizard….he seals Teth in the ground in what I could only describe as a prison……so yeah Teth Adam was never the champion, he wasn’t resurrected….he was locked away and the mother accidentally released him……yeahhhh yikes, so anyways he decides to do the reasonable thing he says I’ll say thr name…give up my powers, but plz make sure I never speak those words again….so then he says Shazam and turns back into a human….they then fly him to underwater base…they lock him into a container filled with water and leave him there……anyways so they fly back and on the way back….the mother and Cyclone is trying to decipher the words in the crown…..they originally thought the words translated to life is the only way to death, but they mirror the words in a mirror and it turns out the words say….death is the way to life….so she pieces together the baddie wanted to die on purpose so he can go to hell, and become hells champion…..so yeah he’s in hell and we see him in hell…the demons say u will be our new champion…..they say the name and its (ok full disclosure I forget the name they said….it was something that started with a S….so we will leave it at that), so then in thr distance our main heros see a demon flying out of the ocean and heading towards the city…….so the justice society suit up, but uh oh the demon notices them and destroys there ship…knocking the ship down in the ocean but our characters got out of the plane so that’s good…..anyways they start fighting the demon and they are putting up a good fight against him…..until they dont…they get there butts kicked, and the demon starts heading towards the throne room……to have his throne, anyways so the justice society heads to the throne room bur as soon as they get up to there …Dr Fate puts up a forcefield blocking the rest of the justice society….he tells his pal Hawkman that he’s got this….but Hawkman says no…its supposed to be me…..but Dr Fate says I didn’t tell u everything, in my vision I see u die…but I figured out a way to prevent that….goodbye old friend….so then the rest of the justice society try breaking through the shield…while Dr Fate goes inside to fight the demon……he gets in there they both fight….Dr Fate starts getting over powered so he calls out to Teth Adam…..he ends up gearing Dr Fate….he escapes his cell…..gets out of the underwater base…..swims up to thr surface and says the words Shazam…he then flies over to help…..anyways Dr Fate gets stabbed so his shield goes down so the rest of the justice society run inside to see Dr Fate die and vanish…..anyways they all fight the demon….Teth Adam joins in the fight, oh btw hawkman gets behind demon guy but he gets stabbed uh oh the vision came true but oh wait nevermind he put the Dr Fate helmet on so he cloned himself……so him and his allusion clones pile onto the demon then they drag him to the throne….where Teth Adam kills the demon by I think zapping all the guys powers out of him…I forget how he does that but still…so day is saved …the demon is dead…the justice society leave, they allow Teth Adam to stay they say if he does anything then thwy will come back for him……then the mother and son ask Teth Adam what’s he gonna do now? Then he sits in the throne they ask how does it feel…and he says wrong…then he flies up and slams into the throne chair breaking it…he says he will stay and protect the people…..they then say thank u Teth…and he says actually Teth maybe out dated…..so they say so what should we call u? Ans he just stands there and the screen goes to end credits and it says Black Adam……so no one in this shoe ever calls him Black Adam…..hahahha…anyways there’s a post credit scene where a robot drone with a hologram of Amanda Waller says to Black Adam u got my attention, If u wanna stay there then go ahead but ur not allowed to leave the city other wise I’ll send everything I have to defeat u…he says nothing can defeat me….and she says well see…I’ll send people I know that not from earth and he says send them all…she says as u wish and guess who flies down…its Henrey Cavil as Superman and he says we gotta talk…..ohhhhh so this is teasing up a black Adam vs Superman film…which will never happen because Henrey Cavil was recently fired as Superman by James Gunn who’s now incharge of DC films…..and Black Adam was also canceled….oh joy…honestly overall I enjoyed this film its dumb fun….the type of movie u need to turn ur brains off for….I’m gonna give this film a solid 8/10