Suicide Squad: so i’m gonna start off with saying this is a bad film….it has good ideas but its poorly executed…….also heres the trailers……
So let’s just get to the plot….so in this film a woman named Amanda Waller….recruits highly dangerous criminals to fight against a threat…..
…..yeah I know what ur thinking….why?…..why not just ask batman or u know…wonder woman…..that be the safest route….but no…..instead she’s gotta do the stupidest route possible….sure let’s just go with this….so who’s the criminals she gives oh well lets see we got
Harley Quinn (played by Margot Robbie)
Dead shot (played by Will Smith of all people)
Captain Boomerang (played by Jai Courtney of all people)
BTW here’s the introduction to captain Boomerang, why am I only showing him? Because just because..
A guy named Diablo (because he had fire powers)
And Killer Croc (played by…..um idk…some dude)
Yeah thats the villains she recruits…now im gonna list which of these characters i like and dislike….I like
Harley Quinn
Captain Boomerang
Dead Shot
Diablo
Those are interesting characters in this film….I dislike
Killer Croc
Seriously he’s not interesting…..he no where close to being his comic book counter part….he more acts like a Sterotypical black dude….and thats just not at all killer croc…but whatever…..also we have our Sargent dude…Rick Flag (played by Joel Kinnaman) and his love interest named June Moon ( played by Cara Delevigne)….yes u heard that right June Moon….seriously what kinda name is that?….oh what’s her character like…well she’s an archeologists….and she gets possessed by a witch named enchantress…..so yeah….enchantress is the main bad guy of this film….oh how lovely…..so to summarize up our villians
Diablo: accidentally burned his wife and daughter to death…now he refuses to use his powers
Will Smith (i’m calling him that because he’s basically just will smith)….done crime…but he has a daughter…..and he loves her….thats it…oh and he gets caught by batman….again why doesn’t Amanda Waller just hire the heros?….
Harley Quinn: well we know …she was a psychiatrist for joker….but Joker convinced her to turn to his side and he tosses her into chemicals….which make her skin pale and turn her looney…..she’s female Joker…
Captain Boomerang: well I mean he uses Boomerangs….and he robs places…..he gets caught by flash…..yeah such an interesting character….the only reason I like him is because he’s the comic relief…
• oh let’s mention the elephant in the room…meaning Joker….played by Jared Leto….my god i hate this Joker….nothing about this Joker yells menacing….I mean seriously, he has grills in his mouth….he has the words damaged tattooed on his forehead….good grief….he has a smile tattooed on his hand….and he has tattoos on his body…also forget to mention….he has short hair and wears no shirt…yeah because this totally sounds like the Joker…..i’m glad Jared Leto is returning to play Joker in Zack Snyder Justice League….he looks way different….he has no more tattoos…he has long green hair….messed up red lip makeup….black pain around his eyes….honestly can’t wait for that version of him…..so anyways he’s only in this film for like 4 short scenes…bow lovely…..ok so I should also mention this film for some reason sexualized Harley Quinn…..they made her dress in a way where she exposes a lot of skin….I swear to God if I couldn’t tell any better id say she’s supposed to be eye candy for the audience…
…..thats my opinion on this….so our group of dysfunctional villains team up they go stop June Moon….or enchantress….Sargent Rick Flag tags along to keep them in line….oh if ur wondering why keeps them in line…well they inject then with implants into their neck….basically these implants if triggered by a remote Rick Flag has…it will explode there heads…..yikes….so entire film is of then fighting against generic looking CGI creatures…..oh forget to mention a side character named Katana….reason I forget to mention her is because she’s forgettable…..oh and she literally gets introduced out of nowhere….her only characteristics is she has a katana that can trap souls in it…and he dead husbands soul is in her sword……if that didn’t interest u…then nothing about her will interest u…..oh and in this film Diablo open up about bow he killed his wife and daughter by accident……and dead shot opens up about how he regrets in a way doing crime because he wishes he could hangout with his daughter…..oh woe is me….movie stop making ur audience feel bad for the bad guys…there the bad guys…sighhhh….so anyways of we get to the third act….Enchantress releases her giant light beam in the sky….ok movie u lost me….time out time out…..Hollywood stop doing this, the whole beam in the sky thing is getting old….heck it was never entertaining or interesting to begin with….ok back to review so Enchantress and her brother try stopping our heros…I say heros loosely……so anyways Diablo transforms into mega Diablo to fight against Enchantress brother…..oh and Diablo sacrifice himself because and i quote….I lost my family and I ain’t about to lose another of my family…..what do u mean family?…dude you’ve only known these nut-jobs for 2 days u num-nuts….i’m no expert but thats not enough days to qualify them as family…. can we just get this over with….sighh….so anyways fight ends with them Killin enchantress…but wait a min June Moon survives and no Rick Flag can date her again…day is saved and the so called heros get to go back to prison….oh joy….what did this film accomplish?….easy, it made me bored out of my mind……oh and there’s a post credit scenes where it shows Bruce Wayne sitting with Amanda….telling her he’s creating a group of other heros….yeah real smooth Ben Affleck Wayne…..we totally don’t want her to know ur identity….anyways the end…good golly I hate this film….its a chore to sit through….I wish I could forget about this film its forgettable….i’m gonna give this film a solid 2/10
