So here’s how I’m gonna review these films….I’m gonna give the layout of the films and my opinions on what’s good or bad and what each character is like.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: so the plot of this film is that Dumbledore and Hagrid and McGonagall drop baby Harry at the dersleys….and let’s just say there awful…..to him specifically….so anyway one day he gets accepted to hogwarts school…..don’t worry he gets the message…meaning that many owls were sending mail to his house…..then well Hagrid has to come in person and invite….Harry…he brings Harry Potter (played by Daniel Radcliff) to diagon alley…they go shopping to get his school stuff…Harry Potter gets a wand that has the same core in his wand as Tom Riddle….so anyways Hagrid gets him an owl….a snow owl……Hagrid tells Harry Potter about voldemort…well he who must be named…because for some reason they refuse to say his name…oh right because there terrified of him, so Harry finds out when Harry was a baby…voldemort tried killing him and also kills Harry’s family….lovely…and thats how Harry has a scar on his forhead…because curse spell didn’t work…….so blah blah…in this film Harry become friends with Ron and Hermione (played by Emma Watson)….well Ron was rude to Hermione for a while……also Harry and Ron save Hermione from a troll…that was cool….alao now for some reason Harry and Ron and Hermione think Snape (played by the late Alan Rickman, may he rest in peace) released the troll….because he has a scratch on his leg….I mean that is suspicious….also Harry Potter joins in a sport named quiddich….its basically the equivalent of soccer …but in the sky while riding brooms..ok so long story short…Harry and Ron and Hermione sneak past a three headed dog named fluffy….and find a secret trap door…they go in it and well he to put it …Ron end up getting injured while Hermione stays behind to watch on Ron…then Harry goes into the room thats on the other side of the giant chess board….and guess who is in the other room….its professor Quirrell….turns out it was not Snape who released the troll or tried killing Harry..it was Quirrell…so then he takes his hat off his head and its revealed that voldemort is living on the back of head…ew…so he has 2 faces….so yeah he tries to trick Harry into giving him the stone…..and well Harry kills Quirrell by touching him and he turns into dust…that was a bit of a dark scene…..so anyways day is saved and Harry and Ron and Hermione are Allright….the end…I really love this film its a great and entertaining film….a solid 10/10
Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets: ok so the plot of this film is that , well let’s start from the beginning……at Harry’s home….he encounters a house elf named Dobby, who is in his bedroom jumping on Harry’s bed…long story short…he doesn’t want Harry to go back to hogwarts. Because a evil has risen at hogwarts…..so at first he tries to make Harry think his friends haven’t mailed him…(by stealing his friends mails to him)….so Harry will think he’s been forgotten and won’t go back….douche move if u ask me….then Dobby runs downstairs and uses his powers and plops a cake onto some guests that are downstairs…..which of course the Dersleys blame Harry…so then mr Dersley locks Harry in his room and puts bars on the side of his window….that night Ron and his brothers…Fred and George come save Harry in there flying car (I mean there father’s flying car)…..so long story short…they take him to there house…Ron’s mother blames her kids and yells at them for stealing the car (don’t worry she always yells at Ron and his brothers…but mainly Ron)… but of course when Harry is around….she treats him really well….then Ron’s dad comes from his job….and his wife tells him that there sons took his car ….and rode it…of course his reply was….did u really?…how’d it go?……hehehe…that was great……ok so they Teleport to diagon alley using flew powder….Harry Potter says the wrong name and gets sent to noctern alley (again sorry for butchering names im not always good at spelling)…..Hagrid is down there and he brings Harry to diagon alley which is near them….there in diagon alley they bump into Hermione, and she takes Harry Potter to olivandors wand shop where a boo sighing from Gilderoy Lockhart…he is famous book author….but spoiler alert…he is a fraud and a fake …we find that out later….also he’s played by the director of murder on the orient express…..lovely….blah blah.. Lucius Malfoy and his son Draco come into that store…so gonna skip ahead..long story short….Gilderoy becomes new defense against the dark arts teacher…..he ain’t good at it….also Harry gets injured during quiddich….and Gilderoy accidentally uses a spell that takes away his arm bone…..lovely….so he ends up in hospital….then Dobby visits Harry…he warns Harry Potter about evil….and then he leaves…..also during this film we see some students becoming petrified……meaning frozen…..we find out how later…..also in this film we find out Harry Potter can speak snake language….so now people are insulting him, because they belive he’s the air of Slitheryn……..so a bit later…Hermione becomes petrified…now idiot number 1 (Ron) and idiot number 2 ( Harry Potter) have to find out what to do without Hermione…..trust me when I say this if they didn’t have Hermione on there missions, they’d be lost without her…..she does majority of the work….so anyways….Harry gets teleportated into tom riddles diary that he found in the girls bathroom…and no…no girls go in there because of a ghost that haunts that bathroom…named moaning Mertle….and FYI…she has a crush on Harry…oh sorry mt bad I should have said TMI not FYI….so in the book he sees Tom Riddle as a teen at hogwarts. …long story short he sees that Tom Riddle tries framing Hagrid…how u may ask…by framing Hagrid as the guy who released the giant snake called the basilisk….and yes a giant snake is the cause of people being petrified…if u look straight at its eyes it will kill u…if u look at it through like uh uh a mirror or a water puddle or a camera…it will just petrifie u…luckily Hermione had a mirror in her hand…thats how she saw the creature….anyways Harry potter and Ron go into the forbidden forest and encounter Hagrid giant pet spider…..right after Hagrid gets sent to Azkaban…because people think he’s the reason for kids dying?…heh….and Dumbledore gets sent away because lucius had the whole council sign a paper to fire Dumbledore…. so anyways when Harry and Ron get to the giant spider, he Clearfield he ain’t the beast that killed the girl…because many people including Harry thought that…oh and that Hagrid was framed…long story short this scene ends with the giant spiders sons and daughters trying to chase Harry potter and Ron in the woods…to eat them both….ok so Harry and Ron get back…They find out that Ron’s sister Ginny Weasley…has been taken by the monster…idk how the teachers knew that Ginny got taken…the words on the wall in the hallway said..her bones will lie in the chamber forever…again I don’t know how they got out of that…that Ginny been taken…nowhere in that threatening message did it say Ginny…but anyways…Harry and Ron go see Lockhart to give him information..turns out he is trying to leave, now the truth come out…he is a fraud…so long story short Harry and Ron take Lockhart to the girls bathroom and they find the entrance to the chamber…it was located in the middle of the sinks…it was a passage way that had to be open by someone who can speak Slythiren….cough cough…Harry Potter….so they push Lockhart down there…then they go down….down there Lockhart takes Ron’s broken wand away and tried to wipe both there memories…but instead the mind wipe spell bounced back onto Lockhart…so now he has no memories of who he is or who they are…lovely…..so then Harry finds Ginny on the floor Unconscious…and near deaths door…then Tom Riddle comes out and takes Harry wand away and tells him he won’t need it…of course Tom Riddle tells Harry that he is voldemort…what a twist….and that he’s been interested in Harry Potter because in his future Harry Potter as a baby survived voldemort….so then mr Riddle summons the basilisk…..its a coll scene where Harry is running from the basilisk…then the Phoenix comes in and pecks the basilisk eyeballs out of its sockets…eww…so the scene ends with Harry Potter grabbing the sword of Gryffindor out of the sorting hat…( that the Phoenix brought down with him)…and stabs the basilisk through the mouth…but Harry gets impaled in the arm with a basilisk tooth…so now he’s dying from the basilisk poison….so Harry takes the tooth and stabs the book…and Tom Riddle well dies…keep this in mind because it becomes relevant in the 6th film…..then ginny comes back to life…and they get out and the day and school is saved…Dumbledore is back as headmaster….and Hagrid is being sent free from Azkaban….but then lucius comes in with Dobby…we now know his owner he serves is the Malfoys…anyways after this happens and as soon as both lucius and dobby leave….Harry Potter runs up to them with the book in his hands and hands it to lucius, who he hands it to Dobby…then he opens it and finds a pair of sock in it…and now he is free…if u guys are confused let me explain…house elves can only be set free if there master presents them with cloths…so Harry took his own sock off and put it in the book and handed the book to mr Malfoy without him knowing a sock was in it..and be handed it to Dobby..so in a way he did free him…unintentionally…mr Malfoy tries killing Harry..Jesus lord…but dobby stops him…and well now the day is saved…and everyone who’s been petrified are now not…because professor Sprout made a cure…so Harry and Ron reunite with Hermione in the Great hall…awww…anyways happily ever after
..the end…how do I feel about this film…I really love it…I give it a solid 10/10
