HARRY POTTER & THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: so the plot is that well Harry Potter leaves his home because he used a spell to inflate his evil grandmother….and well he is pissed because she made fun of his dead parents….long story short….while he stands outside to wait for the knight bus to come and pick him up….he sees a black wolf in the forest…so anyways the bus comes and the knight bus is unique it looks like a London bus…but purple and tall…

So the bus takes Harry Potter to the leaky  Coldren…..during his ride there,  he sees the bus instructor reading a newspaper….that has a picture of a criminal on it…named Serious Black…..played by Gary Oldman…..and we find out he’s the first ever person to escape from Azkaban…and no one knows how he did it….reason he’s in prison?…well its because people think he is a supporter of you know who, and that he killed a guy named  Peter Pettigrew…..but ill get to that later….so anyways he gets to leaky Coldren…he bumps into Ron and Hermione……then next day they are heading to hogwarts….during there train ride….the train stops and lights turn off….and oh boy this scene could have been a set up for a horror movie if u ask me….so we find out why the train stopped…its because of these creatures called Dementors….best way to describe them..they fly and wear black flowing cloak…and also they have skeletal like hands…also there abilities is they can and will sick the soul out of people…especially people who has a traumatizing past…see they basically feed on fear…so anyways the guy sleeping near them was up and uses a spell to send the dementor away……so blah blah at hogwarts…Hagrid well teaches the kids in this film…..he introduces them to a creature named BuckBeak……….BuckBeak injures Malfoy….so he tells his dad and well that leads to mr Malfoy wanting BuckBeak executed ….oh don’t worry that all happens off screen…so anyways…..Harry Potter sneaks into a conversation happening…between McGonagall and  Cornelius Fudge…..(he is the head minister of magic)…think of him like the president of the Wizarding world….and not like a good kind of president…I mean like our president we have right now…..so anyways Harry finds out that Serious Black is his godfather….which of course makes Harry Potter upset…understandable……so after that winter ends ….professor Lupin tries teaching Harry the spell to ward off Dementors…..so Harry learns the spell….so let’s skip ahead….the day comes of BuckBeak being executed…….and Harry and Ron and Hermione get a bit of a snip of it happening from far distance…..then well the wolf comes up behind Ron and grabs him and his pet rat Scabbers….and drags them into the Whomping Willow….so yeah then after Harry Potter and Hermione have to get into the Whomping Willow….they do and they find Ron and Serious Black….then well it seems like he wants to kill Harry….but turns out he doesn’t…oh my bad ..how could we misinterpret what he says…when he says…no only one is gonna die tonight….or…enough talking lets kill him…..yeah woops how could they not think he was talking about Harry….no seriously he could have just Clearfield who he was talking about….also lupin comes in and it turns out he helps Serious Black sneak into hogwarts grounds….and that they are friends…also we find out lupin is a werewolf…and thats why he’s been skipping some of his class teaching times…. so anyways Snape comes in to save the day and Harry,  takes Hermione wand and knocks out Snape with a spell…wow he should be punished for attacking a teacher…anyways, Harry find out from lupin and Serious Black that Peter Pettigrew actually told voldemort where Harry’s family where hiding…just so he can save his own self…and guess what he was friend’s with the Potters….wow…what a douchebag….and he made it look like Serious Black killed him…by cutting his own finger off and turning into a rat….see everyone believes Serious Black blowed up Peter Pettigrew….again wow…and again lupin and Serious Black and James Potter were friends with Peter Pettigrew when they were kids….so such a friend he is……so anyway Scabbers turns into Peter Pettigrew…they try killing him….Harry does the honorable thing and say well give him to the Dementors…..they get out of the Willow, Harry and Serious have a heart to heart moment…then lupin transforms into a werewolf…and Serious Black transforms into the wolf and protects Harry and his friends….Serious gets injured and Harry runs after him in the forest where he finds Serious Unconscious……blah blah the Dementors come and starts sucking there souls out…then Harry sees a powerful patrones…..which is the spell to lure off Dementors….and he thinks it’s his dad who wards them off…..so then Harry and Ron wake up in hospital….then Dumbledore gives Hermione some instructions…then Harry and Hermione use her time traveling time Turner to time travel. ..long story short they save BuckBeak and Harry finds out it wasn’t his dad who saved him…it was himself who saved him self?…confused…yeah well time travel is an odd thing….and also they save Serious Black from his cell…and the end….

I really like this film its one of my favorites…..I give this film a solid 10/10

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