Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: ok so the plot is that, well Harry saves his brother Douglas from a Dementor….and Harry gets kicked out from hogwarts…..well not really….see Harry gets expelled, but Dumbledore convinces the court to do a hearing for Harry….so anyways that night Mad Eye Muddie and 2 new people we get introduced 2…named….Tonks and Kinglsy….so they fly away with Harry…on broom sticks…though london…..so they get to a secret house…where the order of the Phoenix happens at….see the order of the Phoenix is a order that Dumbledore created to fight against voldemort…and amongst those people…are, Snape,  Serious Black,  Lupin, Tonks, Kingsley, and other wizards i belive…..but anyway Harry is not alloud to be in the conversation…heck Dumbledore told Hermione to not tell Harry anything….because he doesn’t want Harry to be involved so he won’t be hurt by voldemort…heck throughout this movie Dumbledore ignores Harry Potter……and doesn’t tell him why till the end of the film….wow…what a douchebag….so blah blah….next day Mr Weasley takes Harry to the court…and sigh guess who’s judge…its Cornelius Fudge….and he is a douchebag in this film…..he refuses to believe voldemort is back because if he is ..then it will ruin his perfect world….and he is a bit greedy with power…hm I wonder who this sounds like….ummmmmm…nope can’t put my finger on it…..so anyways Dumbledore comes in and defends Harry…..and Harry gets off easily…..although Fudge sends in one of the ministers to be in hogwarts to gather information for him…and of course he hires the most heinous woman…named Umbridge…..oh my god….do u know what…disclaimer…I hate this film i do….its mainly because there barley any action and I can’t stand Umbridge , and Cornelius Fudge….especially Umbridge…with her giggles, and just everything about her…she is rude, obnoxious and annoying….and nor in a jar jar binks way…I mean like either a Joffrey type way or Ramsey Bolton type way…..infact I think umbridge and Joffrey and Ramsey Bolton should meet each other and become the three Douche-teers….get it…instead of musketeers…its now Douche-teers….hehehe…im probably not going to be able to come back from that joke am i?….so anyways…..blah blah Harry goes to school…Majority of school is unhappy at Harry…..Harry in this movie is rude to his friends as well….disclaimer…its nor his fault…he still feels bad for Cedric death and Dumbledore is ignoring him and he almost got kicked out of hogwarts and on top of that voldemort is trying to possess his mind….so yeah understandable…..but still that doesn’t mean he should be rude to his friends….God they must be great friends, for even wanting to stay around him in this film….so this film is just negative….so anyways…sighhhhh….Umbridge throughout this film is rude…don’t worry u as an audience will want her dead or gone by her first giggle…guess what she does….she fires a teacher, tries to convince Fudge that Dumbledore is plotting to go up against Fudge…so she tries to get Fudge to arrest Dumbledore…I say try but they do go to his office ready to arrest him but of course Dumbledore…being Dumbledore…he escapes….and oh yeah Umbridge forces tons and tons of tons of new strict rules amongst the students…oh and harms kids who disobey her..by having them write on a paper I must not tell lies with a pen that…well when this pen gets used the words u write on the paper starts appearing on there hands…yes that’s right this pen ingraves words onto people’s hands like if u took a knife and carved a word into someone’s skin….wow!!…what she’s doing is and should be illegal…..but noooo…Cornelius Fudge is fine with all of this….I think u can now see why I hate this film …and why I loathe Umbridge….and I mean loathe!!…her!!……so anyways during this Harry recruits students and starts teaching them spells…..some of the students is..Ginny and the Weasley twins….and and new student named Luna Lovegood…..(right her character is bizarre to say the least….she is and odd ball)….and other. Students…oh and a girl Harry was involve with…until she was forced to tell Umbridge where they’re secret training room was…and when I mean forced to I meant she probably tortured her ..I wouldn’t put it behind Umbridge… so anyways…also fudge is still refusing to acknowledge or belive voldemort is back…hell he still thinks Serious Black killed Harry’s parents….sigh…..ok so anyways near the end of the second act, Umbridge tries to use a forbidden spell on Harry to torture him…yep this is how much of a heinous character were talking about…..so Hermione and Harry trick Umbridge to follow them into the forbidden forest….guess what happens…..some sentors come and kidnapp Umbridge….yayyyyyy…woo-hoo ….so anyways Harry and Hermione go back to hogwarts…and they reunite with there group,…..so then they head to the ministry….and well they find a room filled with glass balls….also I forget to mention that voldemort sends his men to find a certain crystal ball that tells him of the prophecy….the prophecy speaking of…only 1 can live while the other one dies….oh If ur wondering why voldemort tried killing Harry Potter…its because the prophecy spoke about a boy who was born at the end of July….but  Neville Longbottom was born at the end of July as well…so it could have been speaking about him…..it most likely was…but we know voldemort,  he is a loon who thinks he knows it all…so at the ministry they bump into death eaters, such as Lucius Malfoy and a new death eater named…Bellatrix Lestrange….played by Helena Bonham Carter……so they want Harry to hand them the crystal ball…..anyways a chase happens…..Harry’s friends get captured….Harry hands Lucius the ball…then Serious Black spawns behind Lucius and tells him to get away from his grandson…and punches Lucius….and of course the crystal ball falls and breaks…..then Mad Eye Muddie and Tonks and Lupin and Kinglsy spawn in and a fight happens….Harry’s friend’s get saved……then…warning sad moment…..Bellatrix Lestrange kills Serious Black……..and of course Harry is devastated. …oh if u think this is all the people who know and love him are gonna die…hahahah no…   at least 5 more die….ur welcome for that….so then Harry Potter chases after Bellatrix …and voldemort tries to convince Harry to kill Bellatrix….but then Dumbledore spawns in and tells Tom Riddle that the order are on there way…so then voldemort and Dumbledore get into a wand duel…..it was epic….voldemort spawns a giant fire snake from his mouth….ok so the duel ends with voldemort possessing Harry…so now Harry is trying to get him out of his mind….Dumbledore is trying to help….nothing working, but then Harry’s friends come into the room and he starts having happy Memories about his friends.which makes…voldemort leave him because he doesn’t like happy and love…nor does he understand love….because he’s never been loved….by family or a girl…..so sad?….I put a question mark because nor being loved doesn’t give an excuse to be a homicidal cult leader………anyways the ministry come in and Cornelius Fudge now sees voldemort…and admits his back….so then we on newspaper that Cornelius Fudge resigned his job and Umbridge got kicked out of hogwarts …woo-hoo. ..and the newspaper says…he who must not be named has returned.. so then Dumbledore tells Harry Potter that he’s been ignoring Harry Potter this whole school year to not get Harry Potter involved…….that doesn’t excuse him…he could have told Harry potter…..especially since Harry was going through alot.. …so anyways thr kids go back home…. the end….how much do I like this film?…..not much I give it a solid 5/10