HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: so I should start off with a warning…this is when the series starts getting dark, specifically this one…infact the beginning sets the tone right away…the beginning starts off with showing a graveyard at night time and up close at a grave with a Grim reaper statue on it…yeah, like I said this film is dark…also in the beginning of this film we see a person in his home and a house thats located miles ahead of him on a hill at night time..(subtle…I wonder who lives there…hm, maybe its leprechauns…🤦‍♂️)….no but It turns out its baby voldemort and his pet snake and Peter Pettigrew and a guy named  Bartemus Crouch Jr (played by David Tennant)…yes that David Tennant…as in doctor who….so the guy goes to that creepy house …and he gets murdered….wow, movie calm down…u started off with a statue of a Grim reaper in a graveyard at night time…then u decide to shoe someone dying…yeah we’re in for a different type of film…so anyway skipping a bit…Harry and his friends and Ron’s dad and Fred and George go to the Tri Wizard cup or whatever its called…..and on the way they bump into Cedric (played by  Robert Pattinson) yes that Robert Pattinson…the guy who played in twilight..also he is gonna be playing as the batman in the now to be 2022 batman film…which was originally gonna air this year but then got pushed to next year..but then had to shut down production again so now its delayed till 2022…oh well….and of course they bump into Cedric dad…so anyway they get to the tri wizard sports game or whatever its called I forget….so they get to the game and they bump into Draco and Lucia’s who are there to watch the game as well…long story short the night ends with a group of Death eaters attacking the camp…BTW after this film they had to change the design of the death eaters…because they looked to much like a group called the KKK….so understandably the director changed there look in the fifth movie and so forth…(right I looked it up turns out this event was called quiddich world cup..hah…sorry just had to fix my mistake)…so anyways skiping a head….Harry and friends get to hogwarts….turns out this year Dumbledore is hosting the tri wizard tournament…..this time Dumbledore is played by a different actor…let me rephrase that he was played by a different actor in the third movie..I just  forgot to mention…its because the actor who portrayed him in the first 2, well that actor died…so they had to recast Dumbledore starting in the third film and so forth….BTW another thing u will notice when watching these movies is that Harry and Ron and Hermione in each movie are older and older in each film..thats right the actors were just small kids in the first film…how nice they literally grew up while being in these films…that sweet, its like there one big happy movie company family…so anyways he invites students from 4 different Wizarding schools …one of them being a famous quiddich world cup champion…Victor Crumm….BTW Hermione basically has a crush on him in this film…also im gonna point this out right now…here’s one thing u guys and ladies might catch on in this series…basically everything Hermione,  well cries…its because it was something Ron said to her….wow…what a prick…..and yet we’re supposed to believe they are perfect for each other …fun fact JK Rowling admited that this was one mistake she made she wish she could undone…if she could have…she would have Harry and Hermione date…..makes more sense then Ron and her…I mena come on they have nothing in common and majority of the time he can and will be a prick to her…but sure they are such a perfect couple…😑🤦‍♂️….so Dumbledore invites mr Crouch to tell the rules…that no one under 18 can join the tournament….so now around this point…a guy named Mad Eye Muddie…comes into hogwarts…vest way to describe him…he is a bit of a nutjob…in the book he has been though a few many wars and bis job was to arrest anyone working for voldemort…so he has seen shite…so in the book he became a recluse…lost some sanity a bit..film, doesn’t capture him that well I mean he is kinda somewhat nuts…but still, also he has a glass eye…and a metal peg leg…and walks with a cane…also side note u want to know how much darker the books gets to compared to the films…well lets see in the 6th movie we get introduced to a death eater named Fenir Greyback…he is a werewolf…in the books he is worse…to summarize him up…he is a werewolf where his taste for blood for only q night a month isn’t satisfying enough…so he sharpens his nails and teeth and almost every day he goes and finds young wizard or non wizard kids and either bite them to turn them…or eat them…thats right in a kids book we have a Cannibal…Jesus christ..its basically the equivalent to how scary stories to tell in the dark book series is considered kid friendly,  yet has stories of cannibalism in it…the best way I can describe voldemort and his men are…well voldemort is the cult leader, Fenir Greyback is the Cannibal follower….Lucius is the snobby rich man follower, and lastly Bellatrix Lestrange is the one u would expect in a Loony bin type follower…yep sounds about right…so …well Harry name gets out into the goblet of fire somehow…everyone is mad at him because reasons mainly because they think he cheated….also Ron is mad at Harry…because why not…because he believes Harry put his name in the goblet,  yet Dumbledore said he put a speel ring around it that prevents anyone thats under 18 years old to get past it and put there names in it….wow what a douchebag…clearly Ron ain’t the brains of the group…also we get the most infamous scene where Dumbledore says to Harry Potter….HARRY!, DID U PUT UR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?!….its infamous because people hated this scene because he never yells in the books, so the fact he yelled in the film is a big no no to fans…oh BTW the only one who treats Harry nicely is Cedric…again wow Ron is such a great friend…🙄…infact he is ignoring Harry Potter….wow…ur a prick Ron…so Mad Eye Muddie is helping Harry prepare for each tournament…so im gonna summarize up thr tournament so we can continue this without making this any longer…first tournament involved dragons…Harry gets golden egg and survives…..then Harry is told by Cedric to take the golden egg to the girls bathroom and he does and he sees Moaning Mertle…she tells him to put i tender water..he does and it gives hi a clue…he finds out next round involves under a lake with mermaids……also second tournament requires each player to rescue a person under the ocean….2 of the people that get put down there are Ron and Hermione…anyways Harry makes it out in 2nd place for freeing one of the players sister for her…because she got taken out of this round early…and Harry saved Ron as well so he basically got points for saving 2 people…but still…ok so Harry finds Mr Crouch dead…in the woods…Harry goes up to Dumbledore office and he looks into (something i forget the name) it shows him the past and he finds out that Mr Crouch sentenced his son to Azkaban because his son was a supporter of voldemort…..ok so anyways next day our contestants are ready for the third and finale trial…..they have to go through a huge maze….and in the middle of the maze is the tri wizard cup and the person to grab it …wins….so inside the maze…Harry Potter saves Cedric from being eaten by vines….then they both find the cup…and since Harry saved his life…he was generous and told Harry to take it instead but Harry insisted they both grab it…and they both do…guess what…they both get Teleported to the graveyard…once they touched the cup…..and well Peter Pettigrew carrying baby voldemort in his hands…come outside from a crypt…and Peter kills Cedric…..yes from now on main people die thought these movies…..mainly people that are close to Harry Potter…..so anyways Peter Pettigrew plops voldemort into this cauldron that’s infront of a tomb stone….the tomb stone its infront off is Tom Riddles families grave…..warning to all who can’t stand anything dark…look away…so then after that he plops in a bone of Tom Riddles father…which is miraculously laying on top of the grave…..and then sigh….Peter Pettigrew stands infront of the cauldron and grabs a knife out and puts his right hand over the cauldron..and he cuts off his right hand…and it plops into the cauldron…..gross…and dang thats dark…..see this film is dark…..so anyways then he goes up to Harry and cuts Harry’s arm and let’s Harry’s blood drip off the knife into the cauldron…..yes that’s right the ingredients to bring back voldemort is…baby voldemort and blood of Harry and a piece of his servant and the bone of a family member….I can understand the bone of family member…but I don’t understand why blood of his enemy brings him back…when again Harry is his enemy….but anyways….the cauldron burns up and we see a humanoid slimy figure…and he turns into voldemort…and then a black cloak just evaporates onto his body……and we see he is played by Ralph Fiennes…..yes that Ralph Fiennes…..who played Hades in the reboot clash of the titans…..or u might know him by his role in James Bond Skyfall and James Bond Specture….and voldemort looks alot different from his onscreen appearance in the first movie…..in the first movie although we only see his face in the back of a guys head…still…his face had a nose and scars….now this voldemort…is so pale he looks like an Albino and he is a snake like tongue and also no nose…just 2 slits ….like a snake has….so then he gives Peter Pettigrew a metallic hand…and he summons the death eaters….seriously I’m glad they changed there designs after this film…..so anyways we find out that Lucius Malfoy is a death eater…..so then voldemort and Harry Potter get into a wand fight……Harry’s dead ghost family and ghost Cedric comes out of the grave and attack voldemort and his men to give Harry a few seconds of time to escape….and Harry takes Cedric body with him…when he gets back…..everyone sees Harry crying while holding Cedric…Dumbledore comes up to Harry….and he tells Dumbledore that voldemort is back….and well of course Cedric father comes out on the field…and he is upset….then Mad Eye Muddie comes and takes Harry away to a tower….wow this was a sad ending….so anyways Harry finds out Mad Eye Muddie put Harry’s name in the goblet of fire and he killed Mr Crouch…..what a twist……so then as soon as Mad Eye tries to kill Harry…Dumbledore and Snape and McGonagall come bursting in…and they find the real Mad Eye Muddie locked in a chest…thats right the Mad Eye Muddie they been talking to was Bartemus Crouch Jr…in disguise…..a double twist if u will….so yeah and the movie ends with the kids going back home….the end…I actually liked this film …but alot of people don’t because it aint book accurate….so I’ll be fair and give this a solid 6.9/10

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