Avengers Endgame: so here we go guys…we have finally made it, to the long awaited wrap up to the MCU phase III…..well it should have been but they decided not to make this movie the last page III film…but instead made Spiderman far from home the last phase III film….I don’t get it….they should have made the film that has the word End in it….be the last film…..so anyways I’m gonna start off with showing the trailers….enjoy 

So yeah this film looks amazing…think about it had to wait a whole year for this film…and when the first trailer came out in December of 2018….we all got so excited…..granted it is one of the most popular mcu films….it made 3 billion dollars for crying out loud…also this is the longest mcu movie….this film sits at good solid 3 hours and 1 min long….with that out of the way….im just gonna say it….and I know it’s an unpopular opinion…..I hate this film…there u go I said it….now I bet some u who haven’t seen this film are wondering whats so bad about this film?….well let me tell u ……well firstly I’m not a fan of the pacing of this film…first 45 to 1 hour has a doom and gloom tone…of our heros trying to move on…then middle hour is of them time traveling…BTW I never been a fan of time traveling stories….the only show that has time traveling in it is Doctor Who…..mainly because time traveling works in that show…..in this film…eh not so much….its basically here to undo previous deaths…..for example…..hey remember how Gamora died in infinity war….well to bad she can’t ever return, her soul is tied to the soul stone….psyche!! No she is back and all they had to do was go back into the past ans bring back past Gamora…seriously!!?….hey remember Loki?…to bad he can’t come back sense he didn’t die by the snap…psyche!! He’s back!! Because his 2012 version escapes with the Tesseract!!….congrats…congrats movie!!…u have undone 2 deaths that should have stayed as deaths because there deaths would have been a lasting damage and trauma for star lord and Thor…but nope now thats completely undone!!….oh and the main problem i have with this film is Thanos…..yeah if u ur wondering whats bad about him in this film when he was a great villian in infinity war…well thats the thing…..this Thanos is not..they kill off that Thanos in the first 15 min of this film….just why….and then during the time traveling stuff….2014 Thanos gets notice of what’s going on…and decides to follow them to there normal time which is the future for Thanos….so yeah….this is not the same Thanos…BTW his plans take a total 180 degree turn….it was dumb…now his plan in this film is to wipe out everyone…and start from scrap….ok even worse plan if u ask me…..sigh….u can kinda see why I don’t like this film…so basically plot is…first hour is of our surviving heros moving on and cap and Natasha can’t and try to find a way to bring back everyone….BTW if ur wondering how antman comes out of the quantum realm….well don’t worry this film shows us…its because a random rat walked across the pad in the van which opens up the portal….😑🤣🤣…im sorry what!?…am I supposed to take this seriously…ur telling me movie that if a random rat didn’t press those buttons..then antman would still be stuck in there forever….ok sure whatever…..this film is dumb…..anyways Scott comes to the Avengers building side he tells cap and Natasha that he was in the quantum realm…..and apparently 5 years have passed since the events of infinity war…but to Scott in the quantum realm…it felt like only 5 min has passed….if ur confused…let me explain….as Hanks wife explained in antman and the Wasp….time in the quantum realm is way different then time on earth….for example if 10 years pass bay in life…in the quantum realm only 10 min will pass…..yeah I know it’s a tad bit confusing….so anyways they go recruit hulk…and oh my God I hate him in this film….he is not hulk in this movie…he’s hulk mixed with Bruce banner….I wish I was joking…its hulk with Bruce banners face and brain smarts and voice….this isn’t hulk!…..this is Bruce banner with green skin…..hulk not supposed to have brain smarts about science…..he’s the muscle…..but fine whatever….I hate this movie so this doesn’t make a difference….so anyways he tells them that time traveling is different then what people think…I forget how he describes it but what u need to keep in mind is time traveling in this film doesn’t work the same way as bathtub time machine or back to the future…..anyways they try to go recruit Tony…he refuses to because he wants to live his life out with his wife and daughter….yes Tony has a daughter now….BTW seems like Tony has somewhat forgive Steve Roger’s…..he infact offers them to stay and have lunch with them….thats nice…..oh I forget to mention how Tony got back to earth…ok here u go….we see him and Nebula in star lords ship and its out of power and floating in space and apparently almost a month has passed so they been in space for 30 days and still alive with no power….yikes…..anyways right before they die….captain marvel comes out of nowhere and brings the ship down to the Avengers base….and that whole scene lasted only 4 to 5 min long….it was kinda to simple…I thought maybe they would be stuck in space for longer in the film…but nope just for 4 min….ok fine…BTW understandably…Tony looks in a bad state….he’s pale and kind a thin…think about he he got stabbed and he’s been in space for a month with barley any power and food and water….oh we do get a nice moment where Nebula and Rocket sit near each other and look at each other in a way like they know what happened. ..they both lost the people they cared about…..im not heartless….ill admit it when films and shows have good emotional scenes. …like this…So anyways back to the story….hulk helps them test out the quantum realm portal to see if they can find a way to control where to go to in the past without any side affects happening…and able to be brought back to the modern day….which of course leads to some crazy  Antics…..here’s the scene and only scene I actually liked in this film

https://youtu.be/lcOQvEFhtME

I mean just look at it….they send Scott through the portal and he comes back as an older version of himself , then they send him back in and he comes back out as a kid…then back into the portal and he comes out as a baby

Steve: its a baby

Bruce: its Scott

Steve: as a baby!

Bruce: he’ll grow

Steve: being Scott back

Hahahahahh 🤣🤣…seriously this is my only favorite scene ….so let’s skip a bit….Tony comes and helps….he helps them make a better portal and quantum realm suits….also rocket and hulk go retrieve Thor….BTW I hate this Thor and u will find out why…..this version of Thor is depressed and fat and eating alot and drinking…..I have no problem with him being depressed ….it makes sense….he recently lost his brother and his friends and all of adgard and asgardians and he feels responsible for the deaths of so many people….thats not my problem with him….my problem with him is his depression is played for laughs…..and let’s compare iron man 3….in iron man 3….we see Tony has panic attacks and they don’t play it for laughs they take it seriously…..but here its like …hahaha look at Thor he’s fat…laugh…blahahahah…laugh!!….sighhh….anyways now they recruit all of the team…..also Natasha goes and finds Hawkeye….he is now going by the name Ronan…ans he useses sword….see he’s all angsty and killin people because his family died from the snap….forget to mention in the beginning of this film we see his family turn to dust as well….ah well now im mentioning it….BTW his Ronan persona doesn’t last long…he goes back to using bow and arrows not so long after…wow just wow…that was so necessary for that name change wasn’t it?…🤦‍♂️…here’s a scene  of Clint family death scene 

..and then for the middle hour of the film the split up and go to different time periods to retrieve time stones…thats right not to go to the past and restop Thanos before her gets all 6 infinity stones…nah no instead they go to the past to retrieve all the infinity stones….sigh……ok I don’t want to focus on this to long…so im gonna summarize this up….Black widow gives her soul for the soul stone….here’s the clip

This scene was sad…because Clint had to watch his friend Natasha die….ill admit it this scene was sad….oh and caps team….which consists of hulk and antman and Tony go back to 2012 during battle of new york….and we get the most pathetic hulk smash from Bruce Hulk

JUST SMASH SOMETHING!!….your supposed to be Hulk….😑😑🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️…..anyways this whole scene has Cap vs Cap…which was cool…but then the scene ends with Loki lost…Remember that from the Avengers film…well now we see Shield come and tried to take him but it’s not Shield it’s mr Peirce…and Crossbones…..oh cool I remember them…that’s what this scene is basically….fan service…scene ends with Loki picks up the Tesseract and teleport away…oh joy so now he’s alive….and probably should cause a paradox…..but whatever…film glosses over that…..also as for Nebula and Rhodey they go to 2014…..and they are just sitting behind a rock watching star lord dancing..and Rhodey says…”so he’s an idiot?”…and Nebula days yah…..here u go another good scene…was wrong I do like this scene

So they grab the orb and for some reason…2014 Nebula and modern Nebula minds glitch out and now 2014 is able to see recordings of what modern day her is doing…which gets the attention of Thanos and Gamora…yahhh…Gamora is back…😑…and so is Thonos…yeah I’m not calling Thanos in this movie Thanos…this isn’t him…his personality isn’t the same from infinity war…nor is his motivations….so for now on im gonna call him Thonos….so Thonos and Ebony Maw…..great the black order is back…😑…seriously does Disney not think deaths should be permanent?….anyways they find out Thanos in modern day did what he planned and then he died…so now Thonos has a new plan to kill everyone including the Avengers…great so he went from being an complex bad guy to being a Sterotypical bad guy…seriously his charisma in this film is basically….im bad guy, so I must want to kill every human on earth including Avengers…although I never met them before but somehow know of them….and I want to rebuild humanity from scratch because I’m bad guy….thats literally his character in this film….its pathetic!!….ok so anyways they kidnap modern Nebula and he sends 2014 Nebula to the future…to send Thonos ans his men to the future…BTW if ur wondering how our main character shrank down to time travel…there using Hank Pym particals….which are particals he made to have his suit shrink down…and they only have a 2 viles for each character…so how does Thonos shrink his giant ship with 1 vile…I don’t know…because script says so…..anyways…our main characters get all the stones …but Tony and cap had to time travel way to the past and get the Tesseract….at military base…they’re Tony bumps into his father…..nice scene…so they all go the modern time…..oh and forget to mention Thor and Rocket go to Agard and get the reality stone out of Jane Foster…the less u think about that….the better…..also Thor bumps into his mom and they have a talk….and don’t worry this doesnot cause a riple in the time vortex…..sigh…so anyways  when they getting back they realize Natasha is dead….so how do they react and gave respect to her?…easy they spend 2 and half min of talking about her while 3 characters look sad…meaning cap and clint and hulk…well I say hulk looked sad but all he does is tosses a chair….REALLY U FINALLY DO SOMETHING HULK LIKE!?…..sighhh 🤦‍♂️….so iron man makes his own gauntlet….so anyways hulk puts on the gauntlet and snaps his fingers and he does bring back everyone…..and now his arm is badly burnt….yikes….does this mean he can’t fight anymore…..and the way we know that everyone is back is Clint gets a call from his wife….how is her phone coverage still active after t years, is beyond me….lets just say script says so and lets move on…..and antman sees birds flying outside…so did Thanos killed every bird?….thats not half….Thanos are u sure ur good at math?…..so anyways Nebula brings Thanos to modern day….and his ship blows up Avengers base and now there a giant  hole in the ground…..so anyways Thonos and his men Teleport down and they start fighting….also cap lifts up Thors Hammer because fan service…and he starts fighting Thonos…anyways as hope looks gone….this happens

That’s right Sam says on ur left…because fan service line…..and all the Avengers who died including all asgardians and all of black panthers men come and including aliens that got screwed over by Thonos….so really…Disney doesn’t think deaths are permanent….so anyways cap says Avengers assemble….and they get into a big fight…and oh look captain marvel comes and helps…glad to know she was out of this film and now is back…..sigh…..😑…..so anyways in a final attempt to finish this….Tony looks over at strange and he puts up one finger….which somehow Tony knows what that means….oh and while this happens….cap marvel is trying to prevent Thonos from putting on the gauntlet and snap his fingers…..so anyways Tony comes up and grabs the stones off the gauntlet…and Thonos says I am Inevitable….and he tries snapping his fingers it does nothing, he sees the infinity stones aren’t on the gauntlet….and we see Tony has all 6 and are attaching onto his iron man glove and he says ” and I am…..Iron man”…and he snaps his fingers…oh I remember thats reference…..its subtle and actually a nice call back…anyways Thonos turns to dust….hurray, after all his men turn to dust…also I like this subtle moment…Thanos sits down just like he did in the end of infinity war and he takes a breather and instead of smiling like he did…this time he looks concerned and then he closes his eyes and basically accepts death …he accepts he lost….its a nice subtle call back, or reverse of what he did at end of infinity war..

..and so now Tony dies….😢😞….thats right he got badly injured….so he dies …here’s the scene….

This was a sad scene sigh…bye bye Tony ….and here’s Tony’s funeral

It’s a nice emotional scene….so anyways day is saved everyone is alive except for vision and Tony and Natasha…..and Steve goes and returns all the stones back in its place…how do u return the soul stone?…do u go toss it to red skull and say here u go take it!?.also id like to have seen Steve’s interaction between him and Red Skull…since its been years since they fought…..anyways he returns as a old person and he hands his shield to sam and now Sam is the new cap…instead of Bucky…why?…idk…..the end…and no end credits scene…hurray…I hate this film….I know alot of people like it but I don’t I hate it…..my least favorite…I still recommend it…ill give it a solid 4/10