The Conjuring (2013) 👻 Happy thoughts don’t kill demons… apparently. 👻 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Opening 10 Minutes This film wastes no time messing with your nerves. We open on the Warrens explaining the backstory of Annabelle — yeah, that doll. In real life she was a…
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Annabelle Creation
Annabelle: Creation (2017) Finally, they got one right 😱 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is by far the best Annabelle movie. Unlike the first one where the doll just sat around like a creepy paperweight, this one actually goes full throttle: it’s intense,…
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
So where to start… This is a good standalone film, in the Wizarding world franchise…or at least it should have been a standalone movie…but no instead stupid JK Rowling (BTW I ain’t a fan of her and I won’t be getting into why…let’s just eay she said something offensive against transgender people, wow and this…
Pet Cemetery (2019)
Pet Sematary (2019) “Sometimes death is better, but Hollywood likes playing necromancy” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This film is divisive. I like it, but compared to the original Pet Sematary (1989), a lot of fans rank this as the weaker one. The story is more…
Doctor Sleep
Doctor Sleep (2019) “The kid with the Shining grew up, and now he’s got ghosts of his own.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is the sequel to The Shining — not the book’s sequel, not Kubrick’s sequel, but a weird hybrid that somehow…
The Shining
The Shining (1980) “All work and no play makes Jack a lunatic dad.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal: Stephen King wrote the book, Kubrick made the movie, and the two basically hate each other now. King despises this adaptation because…
Ghostbusters (1984 Movie)
Ghostbusters (1984) “Who You Gonna Call? A Classic.” 👻💚🔥 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Ghostbusters is the type of film that’s impossible to replicate. It’s comedy-horror, sci-fi, buddy film, and total absurdity all smashed together — and it works. The story kicks off with scientists…
Pan (2015 Film)
I am going to start off with saying just why?…why Warner Brothers?…why did u make this film?….it was a bizzare baffling dull film….and thats something to not take lightly…..I mean first off where do I even begin…first 15 min focuses on Peter in an orphanage with an abusive strict nun…just why?…then the next 15 after…
Puss in Boots – The Last Wish (2023)
🐱 Nine Lives, Zero Chill Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023) Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Also here’s the iconic song Fearless Hero. ⚠️ Massive spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. — 📝 Non-Spoiler Rundown I’ve seen this film three times (twice in theaters, once on Prime), and it…
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