☎️ The Black Phone (2022) – “When the Phone Rings, Don’t Answer… or Maybe You Should” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! I know I put this in a Stephen King adaptation category and it’s not…
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SpongeBob Squarepants The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃
The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃 “When SpongeBob goes spooky in stop-motion” — 🕷️ Opening / Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Nickelodeon hyped this one as “SpongeBob’s scariest Halloween yet.” The hook was obvious: it ditched the classic hand-drawn animation for stop-motion — instantly giving it a spooky, handmade,…
Lego Star Wars Terrifying Tales (2021)
Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales (2021) 🎃🛠️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter 😏 — today we’re diving into Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales, a Halloween-themed anthology that gives us spooky stories from a galaxy far, far away… told in only the way Lego can: with…
Tron Legacy (2010
⚡👾 Tron: Legacy (2010) 🎇 “Will this film be authentic to the vision of Tron—or just a glitch in the system?” So I’ve been meaning to get around to this 2010 film for a while now… and hey, let’s start the right way: here are the trailers. Enjoy. Oh, and in case you forgot—yeah, this…
The Evil Of Frankenstein (1964)
The Evil of Frankenstein (1964) 🧟 When it comes to Hammer Horror, is this anywhere near Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein… or just Hammer doing their own thing? ⚡ — ⚠️ Quick Warning Like any good Hammer Horror entry, The Evil of Frankenstein is packed with gothic atmosphere, macabre visuals, and a monster that won’t be to…
Last Shift
Last Shift (2014) “One Hell of a First Night” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Last Shift (directed by Anthony DiBlasi) is a lean, terrifying supernatural horror film set almost entirely in a single location: a decommissioned police station. Rookie cop Jessica Loren (Juliana Harkavy) volunteers for her…
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
🕰️ Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016) 🦉✨ ⚠️ Trigger Warning: This film involves disturbing imagery, including eye gouging and faceless monsters that prey on children. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on the novel by Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children tells…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning (2006)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailers The trailers for this film promised something raw, nasty, and merciless. Unlike other slashers that tease a possible escape or lean into camp, The Beginning sold itself as a bleak origin story about how the Hewitt family — especially Sheriff Hoyt and…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D (2013)
Review: Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers: The marketing pitched this as the direct continuation of Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic — Leatherface roaring back into relevance, a dusty mansion inheritance, and Alexandra Daddario screaming her lungs out while the chainsaw revs. It promised legacy. It…
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
🪓 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Horror Without the Gore 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Five friends take a road trip through rural Texas to visit an old family homestead. Along the way, they pick up a hitchhiker who turns violent, leading them…
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