⚡👾 Tron: Ares (2025) 👾⚡ Disney’s third spin on the Grid — and once again, it’s less blockbuster and more cult screening fuel. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Behind the Grid: Passion or Problem? 🎬 Here’s the thing: Tron: Ares only exists because of Jared Leto. Say what you…
Category: Favorite Movies
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
🌙 A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) The Darkest Dream Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — ⚠️ Content Warning This film deals directly with child abuse and trauma. The subject matter is heavy, disturbing, and the very reason this remake divides fans. If these themes are triggering or uncomfortable…
The Deep House (2021)
🌊 The Deep House (2021) “Haunted Mansions Are Scary Enough… Try Breathing Through a Tank” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Non-Spoiler Overview I’ll be straight up: I am never watching this movie again. Not because it’s bad — but because I’ve got a phobia of deep water and dark spaces….
Terrified (2017)
👻 Terrified (2017) – Horror That Gets Under Your Skin 🎬 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Terrified (original title: Aterrados) is an Argentinian horror film that digs deep into primal dread. It’s not about cheap jump scares or predictable haunted house tropes — it’s about the sheer terror…
Boys From County Hell (2020)
🩸 Boys from County Hell (2020) – Vampires Done Right 🎬 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in a small Irish town, Boys from County Hell reimagines vampire mythology with a story drenched in local folklore, superstition, and plenty of black comedy. A group of road workers accidentally…
Firestarter (1984)
🔥 Firestarter (1984) – Pyrokinetic Perfection or Government Paranoia Gone Wild? Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on Stephen King’s novel, Firestarter follows Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore), a young…
Carrie (2013)
🔥 Carrie (2013) My Favorite Take on the Prom Queen of Horror Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions of…
The Black Phone 2 (2025)
🎥 The Black Phone 2 “Dialing back into the nightmare… but this time, Gwen answers.” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This sequel is gnarly — not in the fun “surf’s up”…
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
🚚 Maximum Overdrive (1986) Cocaine, Killer Trucks & King’s Cross-Eyed Chaos — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? Before the movie even hit theaters, we got what might be the most unhinged trailer in horror history. Stephen King himself wanders out of the fog, stands in front of a pitch-black wall, points directly…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire The Movie (2010)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010) “When your babysitter brings fangs instead of juice boxes.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🪦 Vaulted SegmentThis film is officially vaulted. It used to live on Netflix, but now? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a vampire in sunlight. And Disney+ won’t touch…
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