Jurassic Park (1993) 🦖🎬 “Life, Uh… Finds a Way.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park isn’t just a blockbuster — it’s a cultural earthquake. Based on Michael Crichton’s…
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Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
🎃 :The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Review 🎄 This Is Halloween, This Is Perfection — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In the creepy, kooky world of Halloween Town, Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, rules over spooks, scares, and everything that goes bump in the night. But Jack…
Finding Dory (2016)
Finding Dory (2016) “Hi, I’m Sigourney Weaver!” 🐠🎤 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Trailer 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Review 🌊 Thirteen years after Finding Nemo, Pixar took us back under the sea — this time following Dory, the forgetful blue tang who stole the show in the first film. Finding Dory is…
Finding Nemo (2003)
Finding Nemo (2003) “Just Keep Swimming, Just Keep Winning 🐠” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Trailer 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Review 🌊 Pixar in the early 2000s was untouchable, and Finding Nemo is one of their crown jewels. A heartfelt father–son adventure wrapped in dazzling underwater animation, it manages to be funny,…
Now You See Me (2013)
Now You See Me (2013) “The closer you look, the less you’ll see.” 🎥 Trailers First — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Four magicians from different backgrounds — Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg), Merritt McKinney (Woody Harrelson), Henley Reeves (Isla Fisher), and Jack Wilder (Dave Franco) — are brought together by mysterious invitations. A year later, they’re performing…
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) “The Monster Was Never the Problem.” 🕯️⚡ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Trailer 1: From Victor’s Point of View Trailer 2: From The Creatures Point of View Final Trailer: From No Certain Point of View — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film is rated R for…
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) 🦉 “Because nothing says ‘kids’ movie’ like owl fascists and sibling trauma.” — ⚠️ Warning: This review discusses war, brainwashing, and betrayal — and yes, even though it’s an animated movie about owls, it gets surprisingly dark. If you’re expecting Happy Feet, you’re in the wrong…
Paddington 2 (2017)
Paddington 2 (2017) 🐻✨ 🐻🍊✨ The Bear Who Went to Jail for… Marmalade? — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Our favorite marmalade-loving bear returns, still living happily with the Brown family in London. Paddington (voiced by Ben Whishaw) wants to buy Aunt Lucy the perfect birthday…
Paddington (2014)
Paddington (2014) 🐻✨ “Please look after this bear, and his marmalade” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Adapted from Michael Bond’s beloved children’s book series, Paddington (2014) is one of those rare family films that nails the impossible balance: it’s wholesome and hilarious, charming and absurd, heartfelt…
Dolphin Tale 2 (2014)
Dolphin Tale 2 (2014) Review “Healing isn’t just survival — it’s finding connection again.” 🐬💙 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 🌊 Personal NoteJust like the first film, the sequel makes the Clearwater Marine Aquarium feel alive — almost like it’s its own character. The open tanks, the beachside rescue pools,…
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