⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This film (and the whole franchise) is rated R for brutal violence, constant action, and heavy language. Also… to any dog lovers out there: turn back while you still can. This film starts off rough. You have been warned. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown:…
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⚡ Thunderbolts
🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning I should give y’all a warning ⚠️ — this film does deal with some heavy subjects, and I do mean heavy. For example, we get a backflash to one of Yelena’s training moments in the Red Room, which involved her luring a…
🌺 Lilo & Stitch
🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🕶️ Why Now? That’s right, folks. Today we’re looking at the timeless classic Lilo & Stitch. Why am I reviewing this all of a sudden? Why not. The better question is: why am I reviewing this specifically now, on Saturday, March 22nd? It’s because in…
🎬Stitch The Movie
🟨 Bath Bombs and Bad Ideas 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🧠 So What’s the Plot Rundown? Time to review this third film in the franchise… or is it the sequel? Because this film released before Lilo & Stitch 2. So… is it a sequel? A prequel? A midquel? I…
🪐 Spaceballs
💥 I Lost the Bleeps, the Sweeps, AND the Creeps! 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Oh yes time to take a look at this timeless classic of a comedy, oh I forgot something. Oh right here’s the DVD menu. Okay, y’all. Buckle up.We are talking about Spaceballs — a movie…
📽️ Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 Film)
🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 👾 The Animated Film That Started It All Yeah, today we’re diving into the classic animated Star Wars film that kicked off The Clone Wars show. Unfortunately, this film isn’t beloved by the fans—they call the animation ugly. Me personally? I actually liked this film…
🎬 Galaxy Quest – In A Galaxy Not So Far Away (Wait Wrong Franchise)
🧃 Bigly Malodorous Ego meets budget-shattering reality 🧁 Clarkcore Tribute The reason I’m reviewing this today is pretty personal. Last summer (2024), my dad’s brother Clark—one of my favorite uncles— passed away. I’ve still not gotten over it. Every Thanksgiving, back when I lived in California, Uncle Clark would come down from Boston to be…
🎬 Matilda – Telekinesis, Trunchbull, and Totally Trash Parents
💬 Psychic whiplash…tears in my cupcake 🧃 Let’s Start With Why This Movie Hits Home First, this review is for Ms. Carmen—a family friend who passed in 2022 after a long fight with cancer. We used to watch this movie together all the time. We even joked that her daughter looked just like Matilda. So…
Chill Out Scooby-Doo
Chill out Scooby-Doo: Ok firstly let’s get this out of the way if y’all couldn’t tell I’m a stickler for Scooby-Doo, this franchise is my bread and butter. Also here’s the trailer. Also here’s the first 10 min of the film, to get y’all hooked. So today we’re gonna take a look at Chill Out…
Aloha Scooby-Doo
Aloha Scooby-Doo: so let’s start by talking about positives and possibly negatives. Positives: it’s a Scooby-doo film. Negatives: I got none. Here’s the trailer, Also here’s the first 10 min of the film to get y’all hooked. Ahhhhh Hawaii, I been to the island when I was a kid, I wish I had Pics to…
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