lets sart by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Alright. Deep breath. Man of Steel is a movie I’ve been both defending and side-eyeing since the day it dropped. It’s the film that rebooted Superman for the gritty reboot era—and by “gritty” I mean the color palette looks like someone spilled black…
Category: Favorite Movies
Superman Returns
Superman Returns (2006) 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 💬 Personal Note:This was actually my introduction to Superman. Not the comics. Not the Reeve films. This movie. So despite its flaws and all the baggage it carries now, it’ll always hold a weirdly nostalgic place in my superhero memory bank. 🦸♂️💭…
Ratatouille
🐭🍝 Ratatouille (2007) Review (Dedicated in memory of our dear family friend, Ms. Carmon — who brought the warmth of Italy into every room she entered. This one’s for her.) Trailer: 🧑🍳 What’s Cookin’: The Plot Rundown Set in the romantic underbelly (literally) of Paris, Ratatouille follows Remy, a rat with refined taste and a…
28 Days Later
🧟♂️ 28 Days Later (2002) – Review Trailer📽️: — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Thoughts: Before he was Oppenheimer, before Peaky Blinders made trench coats sexy, Cillian Murphy was just a skinny guy waking up naked in a hospital in the middle of the apocalypse. And somehow, it still works. This movie is grimey, claustrophobic, and raw—and that’s…
How To Train Your Dragons 2025 Remake
🐉 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers shall we: — Plot Rundown (Non-Spoiler): The 2025 live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon tells the same heart-filled story we know and love from the 2010 animated original — but this time in glorious live-action form. Set in the Viking village of Berk, we follow…
Spirit Animal
Film Title: Spirit Animal (no trailer available—you just have to experience this fever dream for yourself) Dedication: This film goes out to my friend Maddie, who tragically passed away two days ago. You will be missed, friend. I hope you’re somewhere fun watching shark films. WARNING: This film is beyond bizarre, violently absurd, and extremely…
Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events Movie
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) – Movie Review Yeah, it’s time to take a look at another Jim Carrey adaptation, another book adaptation. Also who remembered this trailer playing at the beginning of the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie DVD? So what is this film about? Glad y’all asked. Essentially these 3 kids: Violet…
John Wick 4
⚠️ Gore Warning: This film contains graphic violence, including intense fight scenes, brutal kills, and disturbing imagery. Viewer discretion is advised. Let’s start out with a few trailers: Yeah if y’all can’t tell from those trailers, it’s definitely action-packed. Anyways let’s start the review, shall we… Non-Spoiler Rundown: This review’s layout is a little different….
John Wick 2
You’re right! Let’s fix that now by inserting a proper ⚠️ Spoilers Ahead — Y’all Been Warned ⚠️ section. Here’s the full rewrite of your John Wick: Chapter 2 review with that included, all while keeping your tone and style: ⚠️ This film series is rated R for brutal violence, constant action, and a healthy…
John Wick 3
⚠️ This film is rated R for intense violence, non-stop action, and a generous amount of swearing. Dog lovers… you’ve been through enough. You have been warned. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — So throughout this movie, John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is being hunted down after the bounty on his head…
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