🧊 The Thing (2011) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set before the events of John Carpenter’s 1982 classic, this prequel follows a team of Norwegian and American researchers who discover a mysterious alien spacecraft buried deep in Antarctica. Alongside it? A creature frozen in…
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Plan 9 From Outer Space
🛸 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a…
Time Walker
👽 Time Walker (1982) Review 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a watch… if…
Mac and Me
🍟 Mac and Me (1988) 🍔 The difference between you and me is, I make this review look great. 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with…
Scooby-doo and The Cyber Chase
🎮 Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001) – Review > “Like, zoinks Scoob! We’re in a video game!” — 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: The gang heads to a college campus to visit their friend Eric, a tech genius who’s developed a video game starring…
Scooby-doo Alien Invaders
👽 SCOOBY-DOO AND THE ALIEN INVADERS (2000) – REVIEW 👽 “Let’s get groovy and get abducted by nostalgia.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Mystery Inc. gang finds themselves stranded in a dusty desert town after the Mystery Machine breaks down outside of Scorpion…
MIB 3 (2012)
Men in Black 3 (2012) Review The difference between you and me is… I make this review look great. 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: Agent J (Will Smith) is back in black — and this time, he’s going back in time. When an alien assassin named…
MIB 2 (2002)
Men in Black II (2002) The difference between you and me is, I make this sequel look solid. — Trailers First: — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: Agent J (Will Smith) is now the top field agent at MIB, keeping the Earth safe from alien threats while also going through a parade of underwhelming partners. When a…
MIB 1997
Men in Black (1997) “The difference between you and me is, I make this review look good.” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — This was some weird times, we also got a weird music video titled here comes the men in black. Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Aliens walk among us.That’s not…
E.T The Extra Terrestrial
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal movie, u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A group of alien botanists land on Earth under cover of night to collect plant samples—because apparently aliens are just peaceful gardening nerds….
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