🧪 The Toxic Avenger (1984) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the original trailer for The Toxic Avenger (1984) — ⚠️☣️ TOXIC…
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Storks (2016)
🕊️ Storks (2016) Review 🕊️ “How much nuh muh nuh?” – Pigeon Toady — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Storks takes a weird, wacky premise — storks no longer deliver babies, they deliver packages like Amazon Prime — and turns it into a fast-paced animated comedy….
Stuart Little 2 (2002)
🐭 Stuart Little 2 (2002) Review 🐭 “Small Mouse, Big Adventure.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Our favorite mouse is back, and this time the stakes are higher. Stuart Little 2 brings us into a cozy yet adventurous continuation of the Littles’ story. Stuart, now more…
Stuart Little (1999)
🐭Stuart Little (1999) Review🐭 “The mouse that squeaked his way into cinema history 🐭✨” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎥 — Character & Actor Rundown 👨👩👦🐭🐱 Stuart Little (Michael J. Fox, voice) 🐭 – Endlessly optimistic, polite, and brave despite being a mouse in a human’s world. Fox’s voice performance…
Weapons (2025)
Weapons (2025) 🔪 ⚠️ Content Warning: This film could be triggering for some viewers. It deals heavily with children vanishing, being manipulated, and used in sinister ways. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Weapons (2025) is a chilling horror film centered on the mysterious disappearance of seventeen…
G.I. Joe Retaliation (2013)
💥G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)💥 The One With Bruce Willis (and The Rock Before He Started Tanking His Career) 🎖️💥 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Review This isn’t exactly a sequel to Rise of Cobra. Sure, it’s technically in the same continuity, but it feels more like Paramount…
G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra (2009)
💥G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)🎬 “The toy commercial that accidentally wandered into a PG-13 fever dream” 🪖💥🐍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown If you thought G.I. Joe was going to be a light, fun, campy action flick for kids, 2009 Paramount had other plans — namely,…
Transformers Rise of The Beasts (2023)
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) 🦍🤖🚗 “Michael Bay, take notes — this is how you do robots without giving us a migraine.” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎥 Trailer: — Non-Spoiler Rundown You know how for years the Transformers movies were like a blender full of metal shrapnel, bad…
Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation (2022)
LEGO Star Wars: Summer Vacation (2022) 🌴☀️🏖️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter — today we’re taking a look at this LEGO Star Wars special. Non-Spoiler Rundown 📝 We follow our main characters Finn, Poe, and Rey as they go on summer vacation. Finn’s whole goal? Spend…
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Dog Days (2012)
📘 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we!? 😎🎬 📺 Trailer — ☀️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview It’s summer vacation, and Greg Heffley has one simple goal: do absolutely nothing. His idea of a perfect summer is staying indoors, gaming all day. His dad, Frank, has…
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