🧟♂️ Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🧟♀️ “You’ve got red on you.” 🩸 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🎬 Shaun of the Dead isn’t just a zombie film—it’s the zombie rom-com (rom-zom-com as the creators cheekily called it). Directed by Edgar Wright, this movie takes…
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Zombieland (2009)
Zombieland (2009) 🧟♂️🔫 Nut up or shut up, folks. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Zombieland drops us into a post-apocalyptic America where zombies have overrun everything, but instead of bleak survival horror, we get a road trip comedy drenched in gore, snark, and rule-following paranoia. We…
Dead Snow 2 Red Vs. Dead (2014
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014) 🧟♂️ 🧟♂️🚑 “New arm, who dis?” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow (2009) 🧟♂️ Quippy title: 🧟♂️❄️ “Ski Trip? More like Death Trip.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Overlord (2018)
🧟♂️ Overlord (2018) 🧟♀️ 💀 Nazis, the occult, and the undead — WWII reimagined as a horror nightmare 💀 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer – Overlord (2018) Trailer Talk: Hells Bells and Nazi Hell If there’s one trailer that stuck in my head before walking into Overlord,…
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Addams Family Values (1993) Review “Summer camp is hell, and the Addamses are thriving.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Released in 1993, Addams Family Values takes everything the first movie did right and cranks it up. It’s darker, funnier, and somehow even more on-the-nose about…
The Addams Family (1991)
The Addams Family (1991) Review “Creepy, kooky, and somehow perfect.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 1991 gave us something wild — the Addams family finally crawled out of their black-and-white TV crypt and stormed the big screen. And shockingly? It wasn’t just good, it was…
The Conjuring Last Rites (2025)
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) 🪞 The case that broke the Warrens, scarred their family, and made Annabelle look like a Happy Meal toy. 🪞 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This is easily the bloodiest entry in the Conjuring franchise to date. Expect scenes of vomiting…
The Toxic Avenger (2025)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) 🧹☢️ “The Hero We Need Now… And Probably Deserve” This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to this remake, here’s to u Maddie. — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is not for everyone. It’s gleefully violent, stuffed with grotesque…
The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the trailer for The Toxic Avenger Part II —…
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