The Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League

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The Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League: Let’s first start by showing all the trailers shall we?

So I want to clarify something: I don’t hate this game I enjoyed it…but don’t get me wrong, I don’t love the game like at all….this game has massive flaws….so today we will be getting into those flaws in this review, I am not going to come in bashing on this game because it’s the trend to do so…no I’m going to be fair with this review…fair and simple

So, without further due, let’s get into the review, shall we? But first, the rating….I mean, yeah, I am not going to soften this. The game is a mess, but I did enjoy this game a lot…. there are some ups but a lot of downs, so overall, I’ll give the game a solid 4/10

Warning: full, in-depth spoilers like massive spoilers….read at your ease…yall been warned

Ok, PFT, oh boy, so where do I begin? We’ll guess we can first mention that I had high hopes for this game, like a lot of high hopes, when I first heard this was being made by Rocksteady. This iconic company brought us the Batman Arkham Trilogy… and that the  Suicide Squad game is going to take place in that same universe….

So I was like, heck yeah, they’re back! It’s been, what 8 years since the last Batman game? So yeah, let’s go…then the news came out that this is going to be a live service looter shooter type game, and that’s where things started taking a turn for the worse…..people like me were like live service? Looter shooter? Arkham Verse? Rocksteady? Huh?

Yeah, something wasn’t lining up here because the Arkham Trilogy was anything but a live-service looter shooter game…it was instead a single-player, open-world type game….pray tell, how do you jump from a single-player game to a live-service game? In the same universe, nonetheless?

Well, at least things can’t get worse, right? Right? Well, no, unfortunately…things got a whole lot worse….for instance, you know how when you pre-order a game, you will get to play it a few days earlier in advance before it launches for everyone? Well, here WB and Rocksteady fumbled that up….

This game was supposed to be playable a few days earlier if you pre-ordered the game. However, since this is an entirely and only online game, they ended up having a massive bug where players loaded in. They already had the story complete, along with every item….so they shut down the servers to fix the issue… wowjust wow, yall had nine years to work on this game. Make sure it’s polished. I’m starting to think y’all didn’t work on this for nine years, but instead, y’all worked on it for nine months…what have you all done for the last eight years? Be lazy?

Now, if that was all the controversy, maybe we could put that behind them and go on to love this game, but it just keeps getting worse….. it’s like, as soon as u think u seen it all or heard it all, nah, we barely touched the surface….

This leads us to the story itself, oh boy the story where do I even begin here, well I should probably start by saying I think this game has the worst plot in existence…hell it barely counts as a plot….it’s an incomplete mess that was done on purpose so it can justify its endgame of 13 seasons of battle passes…..sigh

Which to me just feels scummy….so here’s a rundown of the quote-on-quote plot….so the plot is Amanda Waller recruits the suicide squad…consisting off

Harley Quinn

Captain Boomerang

King shark

Deadshot

To save the world from an alien invasion in metropolis, led by Braniac…he’s infected 99.9% of the population it’s an alien invasion…they need to save the day, also he’s infected the Justice League…they’ve now turned evil. Oh no….so Amanda Waller has them kill the Justice League…hence the title Kill the Justice League!

Though at that point that doesn’t count as the Justice League anymore…there are more husks of themselves……this doesn’t qualify as being the same now does it?….so yeah that’s the plot….yeah does that sound like a riveting plot? If yall are wondering why I didn’t dive more into it? Well, we are about to…because I have a gripe to pull with this game… but I thought I’d give a rundown of the plot….I kid u, not that’s the plot!

So let’s dive more into the issues….and the major issues revolve around the way u the player kill the Justice League… spoiler alert, u kill them with guns……wow how riveting…

First, u kill the Flash, oh boy the Flash….well before I complain let me mention there is one positive to the way u kill him….so in this game u have to find Lex Luthor to get him to help u by giving the squad a gadget that can slow down the flash. That will counter his dash….. u end up finding his gadget on a roof, but ur squad stupidly touches it…well, Boomerang touches it…

Shark tries grabbing him to save him but he gets frozen in place like Boomerang…then Deadshot tries yanking them off the gadget but he freezes in place…so now they ask Harley for help but not to touch them… sigh, she then proceeds to look at Deadshots A$$ then grabs it and says worth it….

Ok now imagine the cards being reversed and it was a man grabbing a girl’s A$$ that’s called harassment and u would be locked away…so I don’t understand how the scriptwriters thought nah it’s fine if a girl grabs a man’s A$$ even against his will….no sorry harassment is harassment….

So anyways flash kills Lex by ripping his heart out…now the squad has the gadget so u go find Flash again but u lure him to u buy having a member of Amanda’s team named (Wild Breaker, I think) hack Amanda’s phone and link it to the TV live so they can lure the flash to them by Boomerang taunting him…

Anyway, Flash comes u fight him by shooting him, then he dies… Then Boomerang proceeds to take out his D**k and try to piss on the Flash’s corpse while the gang says have some respect…. sigh ok look I get it there bad guys they don’t care about the heroes….but I want u to know something and keep something in yall heads for later, the flash earlier in the game who wasn’t possessed tried helping the squad out…heck he saved Harley from being shot in the head by evil Batman…

And this is the thanks he gets? SMH, oh then the group proceeds to salute and compliment Boomerang’s D**k size…..groan, wrong place wrong time people…..

Anyways the gang gets sucked into another dimension because multiverse…..and there in a wasteland version of Metropolis they find another Lex Luthor who has a man bun and a beard….he helps them get back to their dimension….and he goes with them, so now he’s staying at the previous Lex Luthor building….helping the gang behind the scenes, without Amanda Waller knowing of him…he doesn’t want them to tell her so they don’t….

So next is Green Lantern, his boss fight is just u shoot at him then he dies…wow just wow, but here’s where u can tell the devs clearly stopped caring…when the lantern dies his ring doesn’t fly off him to go find a new host like at all..no instead it stays on his finger, shark pulls it off to put it on him to take down the shield that’s surrounding Braniacs skull ship…

Then he proceeds to use the ring, gets possessed…uses the ring to summon a giant green shark, and takes down the shield, but as soon as the shark is about to attack the gang they yank the ring off of the shark’s hand and throw the ring into the ocean where it just plops into the ocean..

Ok, where do I even start? Well firstly that’s not how any of that works….firstly the ring only works for the purest of hearts people…if Green Lantern gets possessed by an evil being the ring would leave and find a new host….secondly, after the Lantern dies the ring flies off to go find a new host…not stay behind and is allowed to be yanked off by a criminal!!

Anyway let’s now talk about both Wonder Woman and Superman…..superman is the next boss fight……he appears as Amanda Waller sends a nuke towards Braniac’s ship to end this all but that also ends the suicide squad as well…ahhhhh doyyyy she doesn’t care….just then superman shows up and grabs the nuke then sends it off away from the town….

Yet he’s possessed so idk why he’d take the nuke away from society, anyways Wonder Woman shows up to fight Superman…yeah for some reason she’s not mind controlled yet her other team members have been brainwashed by Brainiac……she’s been going through this game arguing with the squad, telling them they should leave because they don’t care to help…

But they can’t leave yet they don’t tell her why they can’t leave….which just gets annoying btw! She also refuses to kill her teammates. Heck, she tried using the lasso of truth on Barry Allen….but Barry tells her she has to kill them to stop this…so clearly there’s no fixing this…..

So she eventually caves in and now goes after Superman…..anyways the gang has to go save Waller who’s in a car trapped downtown, so they have to go retrieve her…all while Superman and Wonder Woman are duking it out….like uhhh everywhere…..

So after getting Amanda Waller back to the Hall of Justice base they set up base at……anyways Superman kills Wonder Woman right outside in front of the Hall of Justice after she stabs him in the chest with a kryptonite which should have killed him not just injure him….anyways he kills Wonder Woman and the gang is all upset that she’s dead…although she’s been treating them like shit and barley acknowledging them….

Yeah, go figures, the guy who tried saving them gets no respect when he dies. But the person who hated them and treated them like garbage gets the respect when she dies……yeah, great writing….u deserve an A+….

So anyway, they have to lure out Superman, so they do so by locating Batman to kill him, which will lure Superman to them….oh boy can’t wait…

So the group finds Batman’s secret base located under some stairs downtown (which my first question is why does he has a bat cave in metropolis?) But also more importantly how did no one ever find this before?

Anyway, they go into his basement, and Batman activates fear gas because u know Batman is just so well known for using fear gas….guess this was their attempt to try to keep it connected to the Arkham Verse. Which I’ll get more into a bit later when I go through the last few issues o have with this game after I finish describing the overall issues with the story…

So after u stop the gas, which takes a guess how u do so. Easy Harley Quinn tells the group she has a method to reverse the fear gas because I guess she can do that now… also where did she learn this? Why does this all just scream convenient? Who wrote the script again?

Anyways, so u reverse the gas, and u end up fighting a giant ten-foot-tall nightmare Batman…. F**k am I even looking at anymore? Why’s Batman a ten-foot-tall nightmare creature? Why can he shoot lasers out of his eyes? Again, who wrote this script!?

So u defeat Batman by getting this… shooting him, wow, such an original idea at this point, huh….then Harley Quinn carries Batman outside while his rear is facing us the audience….ha, ha…get it? Because Batman did the same to Harley back in Batman Arkham Knight….so creative….ha!

So then u take him outside….u shrink him down in a Pokémon ball that was given to u by a gadget guy earlier…..u take him to Lex who’s now shaved….he experiments on Batman….u come back later u take Batman in a car to drive him to a park….Lex also gives u yellow Kryptonite to defeat Superman…

So u take Batman to the park and u place him down on a bench where Harley starts talking about the emotional damage he’s caused to people…and here I am the audience rethinking my life and purchases……so then Harley shoots Batman in the head which marks the end of Batman…

Wow, bravo team, bravo. This was the best way u thought u should have the squad kill Batman? By basically having him die the equivalent of taking a sick puppy out to the back and putting it out of its misery? U thought that would sit well with ur audience.

Especially this being Kevin Conroys’ final role as Batman. Plus this being Batman from the Arkham Trilogy who can and will beat up every villain’s butt…but no not here, no he’s a possessed sad husk of his old self who gets taken out to the backyard to be put down like putting down a sick puppy!?

Can we move on plz before I pop a vein? So anyways, Superman comes, and u defeat him by shooting him…whoopee freaking doo! So then, none of them have any final words or remorse over Superman’s death (shocker).
Then Brainiac freezes them and teleports them to his ship….

Here we get to see Brainiac for the first time in the game, we get to see what he finally looks like, and…dear lord, what did they do to u?

Why does Brainiac here look like if Voldemort and a celery stick had offspring together?

Anyways as soon as he’s about to brain-control them Lex teleports them out…Amanda Waller calls them up admitting she knew of Lex and that the team has been going behind her back…she reminds them of what she told them which king shark says ur our daddy…which Amanda says ur God damn right…

Then she threatens to kill them but she doesn’t, wow what a shocker…..this Amanda Waller is so dumb….so she tells Captain Boomerang to inject Lex with a bomb but he says do that and I die then my tech dies with me….and she needs his tech because he’s the one who funded and made those neck explosives…so she just reluctantly agrees….ok I’m starting to miss Amanda Waller from James Gunn The Suicide Squad over this versions…

So eventually Amanda and Lex do team up together because it turns out Lex tells them if they even kill this Brainiac, there are 13 more variants of him to kill…that’s right 13! So that means this isn’t a complete story WB wanted u the player to come back every next season to fork over money or grind a lot to level up in a battle pass to play the next chapter for the next 13 stinking times…oh boy! I sure as hell can’t wait!

So anyways with all our gadgets and guns, u go find a portal, but first, u have to grind and do some side quests to get points to even go to the planet….F***k, so then u go through the portal u have to once again do 2 to 3 more aide quests before u fight against Braniac….. ugh kill me!

So eventually, u go and fight Braniac, now I bet yall thinking yes finally Braniac….so I guess he will be very difficult to defeat. Have different abilities… shows his range of thinking and all that….nah, this is The Suicide Squad Kill, The Justice League. What game did yall think u were playing? No, instead, he turns into the Flash with all his same abilities, and u get to fight him…hurray, u get to fight The Flash for the second time….(throws the remote in the air) I’m done…

So yeah, the Flash battle again? Whoopee freaking doo….let’s get this out of the way, so u defeat him the exact same way as u defeated Flash….then yall teleport back to ur realm with Braniac who u trapped in the Pokémon ball…..anyways Lex and Waller come out on the building u spawned at….and Braniac is suffocating in the ball…how? Idk script?

But they need him alive to attract out of his head where the other 13 variants are…so they take him out of the ball. He’s unconscious, then he wakes up….Amanda stabs a do hickey in his head….and he dies, so now they have the info on where every other Brainiac variants are…and u don’t have to go to jail…no instead u get to go around killing more enemies and save the world…

Hurray! The bad guys are loose on society! What a great ending…..good God!

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Penguin is here for some reason, and so is Poison Ivy… which now let’s talk about them…

So firstly, why’s Penguin in metropolis? Why is everyone in metropolis? I’m so confused. Also when we first see Penguin when u kidnap him to recruit him against his will to make guns and weapons for u and the team…we see Penguin has a green color glass bottle in his eye and long hair…

So if were supposed to buy the fact this game takes place in the Arkham Verse (which I’d rather not) that’s kinda hard to do because in those 3 games Penguin had a clear color glass bottle in his eye….so uh what? Are the devs implying he took that bottle out and decided to jam a green one into his eye instead? Why? Why even do that?

Anyways, u jam a bomb in his neck, and now he’s here weapon mackerel against his will. God isn’t this game just so much fun? 臘

Now let’s talk about Ivy. Oh boy, where to begin here? Well, firstly I think we need to address (mainly for the people who’ve not played through the Arkham Trilogy) that in Batman Arkham Knight Poison Ivy helps Batman clear Jonathan Crane’s (aka Scarecrow) toxin from the air in the city…

But in doing so she used up all her life and died…she sacrificed herself to save the city when she has no morals with the city or the humans…..but she did the right thing, so what did the devs at Rocksteady decide to do here?

Easy bring back Ivy, but this time as a child….臘 yeah, Child Ivy? Really, that’s where we are going with, huh? Also, something about the animation for her looks bad… They decided to give her read leaves for hair and slightly blackened eyeballs (only slightly) and have her wear a white suit…

Ok, this looks less like the character of Ivy and more like a caricature version of Ivy….so Waller wants them to inject a bomb into her neck but now all of a sudden the gang has a conscience…they think putting a bomb in a child’s neck is too much…

Keep in mind this is the same Harley Quinn who in the Arkham Trilogy helped Joker do heinous things that involved killing innocent people and children….but now they have consciences….uh huh.

But unfortunately for them, Boomerang has already injected her neck with the bomb without them looking because now he has Flash-like speed……ok is it just me or is Captain Boomerang kinda a horrible person?….

Congratulations, u have now recruited a child against her will to help improve ur weapons. I hope u feel good about yourself, devs….

Also The Riddler is here in metropolis for some reason, and he’s left around riddler trophies for the squad to deal with….idk why Ed Nigma would even wanna bother with them….heck there beneath him…he’s always about challenging someone else who’s smarter to prove he’s smarter then them…

So he should be trying to challenge Braniac to the riddles…but nah I guess he just really wants to toy with The Suicide Squad for some reason even though they’re saving the world….sighhhh

Now let’s talk about the characters individually quickly, and then I’ll mention the DLC that came out along with the Joker…oh boy, I have a bone to pick with that one…

Firstly, Deadshot: So remember how I said this game is a part of the Arkham Verse? Well, in the Arkham games, Deadshot is a white person, yet he’s black here…so u wanna know how they write around this? If u so happen, listen to a recording of each character’s interrogations with Waller. we get confirmation that this new version of Deadshot is from a different dimension who has got teleported into this dimension….

Anyways, he saw the second version of Deadshot, who he calls a phony an imposter… decides to kill that Deadshot, then he gets arrested because he killed the imposter version of himself…臘 it gets worse, so this version of Deadshot on his earth was retired and wanting to stay low… yet he gets teleported here, and he does the exact opposite of staying low and retired…for what exactly? To make a point? To prove ur the real Deadshot? Is that the other guy isn’t?

Why does Deadshot come off like he’s a 3rd grader who’s jealous? Why does this script sound like it was written by incompetent children?

Oh btw Deadshot in this game uses a jetpack to fly around, I will admit he’s one of my favorite times to play as in this game because he can fly…it makes getting around the map easier…also makes me feel like in Iron Man, whoops wrong franchise…

Also he can run up the side of walls and buildings, somehow….just don’t think about it..turn off ur brains.

Secondly, Harley Quinn: Look, I personally love Harley Quinn she’s one of my favorites, especially ever since her first debut on screen in the 2016 Suicide Squad movie…even though that movie sucked, she was the highlight of the film…along with Jai Courtney as Captain Boomerang….

But here? Nah fam she just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t personally have an issue with the way she’s portrayed, that she’s moved on from the Joker and realized that was an unhealthy relationship…even though in Batman Arkham Knight she was still obsessed over him and couldn’t forgive Batman for killing Joker and wanted revenge on Batman…

But still, no, my issue has to do with her gameplay. For u see she takes Batman’s grappling hook and a drone to attach it to swing around the city…(sounds cool right?) Well in theory yes but the issue is for some reason each time she swings with the grappling hook as if she’s Spiderman, she swings kinda slowly and there’s a cool down for when u can use it next…

Making her the slowest person to get around the map with…..also she can run on the side of walls and buildings uhh somehow

Thirdly, Captain Boomerang: OK where to begin? Well, I think a core issue me and the fan base has with this version of Captain Boomerang is that in this game for some reason he’s Massageantistic, slightly sexist, and is a piece of shit…granted he is a villain….but still.

BTW from what little I know of Captain Boomerang I found out he’s not a fan favorite amongst Australians because Captain Boomerang although is an Australian he was given (even in the comics) an over-exaggerated immersion of an Australian….down to the stereotypes…..

Yeah so he’s not just massageantistic he’s also a walking Australian stereotype….yeah that kinda of doesn’t bold well for a lot of people…..now putting all that aside he’s one of my favorite characters to play as in the game because of his traversal…..

For u see he now has The Flash gauntlet to let him teleport or run fast so what u do is throw ur Boomerang at an area then Boomerang zooms up to the Boomerang and u can do that 3 times before a cool down happens….which makes getting around the map so much fun and easier…

Also, he can run up the side of buildings uhh somehow….btw I didn’t touch upon this yet but I will here ur secondary hand weapon is kinda useless….u don’t really use it, so Boomerang barely uses his boomerangs….instead he uses guns. Yeah makes so much sense huh?

Fourthly, King Shark: eh nothing much to say here, he’s given the personality of Drax from the Guardians of The Galaxy so humor goes over his head, humor for him is different….he’s a big brute who can jump and climb up walls, plus he uses a minigun for some reason….

But what I will mention quickly is I don’t find his humor funny at all….none of the jokes got a chuckle out of me…….

Anyway before we talk about the Joker and his DLC and how it fumbled I quickly wanna mention the gun system in this game…so in this game, u can unlock different random guns via a loot box after the end of a match u play…..sometimes the guns are….actually scratch that the guns are terrible…

The base guns the game gives you if u brought the deluxe addition gave u better guns…the guns u most often than not earn will always have a lesser value of damage and range….so u have to wonder what’s even the point of getting other guns if the guns are worse then the ones the deluxe addition gives u?

Oh oh, that’s not even the worst part, how about the names of the guns? For example, u can unlock a gun called Banes Gun….oh yes because u know, Bane is just so well known for using a gun…I mean that’s how he broke the Batman’s back, he used a gun to break his back with…don’t we all know that?

There’s also Bizzaro’s gun, oh yes Superman’s bizarre version of himself…u know he’s just so well known for using guns, clearly up there with Superman using guns….hey guys remember that time both Superman and General Zod Duked ir out using guns and Zod used an AK-47 to neutralize Superman?

What’s that no u don’t remember that? Well, that’s because that’s not a thing that’s ever happened!! Superman doesn’t use guns, Zod doesn’t use guns! Especially Bizzaro doesn’t use guns! Who thought this was a good idea? Do the people at Rocksteady even know any of the lore of these iconic DC characters?

Also the gameplay is repetitive and boring, it’s shoot purple zit monsters….over and over again…

Escort people to van by putting them in Pokémon ball while shooting more purple zit monsters…

Escort van to storm…..defend position while the hacker lady hacks into the main frame….

Shoot enemies this shoot enemies that….blah blah, do u see how this can get annoying? And they somehow expect people to stick with them for years to come and constantly play there game? When they’re already getting bored playing the game? Yeah good luck with that…

And now it’s time to talk about the Joker DLC….oh boy time to rip the bandage off this old wound….so at the end of March Rocksteady gave us our first DLC along with the first of many characters to come, this one being the Joker….so how well did they handle this Joker and this DLC?

Hahahahahhahaha funny! They didn’t! So get this so they have been saying u can unlock the Joker for free, and everyone can get him…which I guess isn’t fully wrong, u can unlock him for free…the only issue is if u want to unlock him for free u have to reach level 35…..level 35!?

And what does level 35 get u? Easy access to the mission to defeat Braniac 2 which is just another Green Lantern fight again. After u defeat him u have saved the Joker…he comes back with u and now u have him as a playable Character…臘

So let me get this straight u the devs thought it was a good idea to have us grind 35 levels to reach the 2nd boss fight in this DLC to unlock Joker? Instead of letting us play as Jim straight away during this campaign? What the hell were yall thinking!?

Oh oh wait my bad I forgot to mention, if ur too lazy to grind 35 levels to fight Brainiac to unlock Joker u can always just go to the in-game store and fork over 10 dollars to unlock the Joker right away……

Yes, what great 2 options. Either fork over 10 extra dollars to unlock Joker instantly or grind hours upon hours upon days to unlock Joker…..doesn’t that just sound fun and worth yall time or ur wallet’s time!!?

The answer to both of that is no, unfortunately, I decided to fork over 10 dollars so I can give the Joker the full experience so I can review this properly….and after spending 2ish weeks playing as him, how do I think of him? Ohhhh boy well..

Positives First, I really love his traversal movements, hands down he is downright fun…for u see he uses an umbrella (for some reason), and with this umbrella u can launch yourself in the air via explosions from the umbrella then u can use the umbrella to glide down like Mary Poppins (I’m Mary Poppins yall!)…

U can also use the umbrella to skate on the floor u have to press a Burton when u get close to the ground and he stands in the umbrella on the floor which slides him down the location ur aiming toward….as I said he’s downright fun to play as…..also u can shoot with ur gun mid-air while gliding down, and with his launch ability u can also reach extraordinary heights on the map….it’s ridiculous…

But unfortunately, that’s where all my praises end because now it’s all downhill, so firstly here’s a negative…..I hate the look of this Joker, ain’t nothing about him looks like the Joker…he looks more like those guys u would see who work at a barbershop…

Heck calling him the Joker is insulting, so instead of calling him the Joker I’m instead gonna refer to him as what the fan base has been referring to him as….The Jonkler……

So The Jonkler does look awful, he has slick back green hair (almost reminding me of Jared Letos Joker) he’s wearing a purple marching band jacket, a yellow vest, bright green pants, and for some reason has a prosthetic leg…..no idk why….

Aldo his Jokes are awful. Look I know he’s the Joker he’s not supposed to be hahaha funny but there have to be some Jokes that land….ain’t none of his Jokes land…..I’ll be placing a video here…it’s a video thats a fan edit of the trailer for the Joker with inserted meme reactions the fans were feeling when they saw the Joker in the trailer….

Here let me give you two examples…

After Braniacs fight he teleports down, is trying to throw one of Braniacs alien octopuses off his face and he does then stomps on it…then looks at the camera and says “at least buy me dinner first heheheh”

Also, u can take the Joker to the Arkham Verse Museum that’s in metropolis….there u can witness a voice narrator narrating thr events that happened in the Arkham Verse….again doesn’t all this sound like a pathetic attempt to tie this game into the Arkham Verse?

Anyways at one of thr cut outs that shows Batman aka Bruce Wayne shaking hands with Superman, joining the Justice League….which btw sorry slight tangent, I know this is the DC universe and all that so it has more then 1 superhero…but I have an extremely hard time believing and buying that the Justice League, aliens, Braniac! And metropolis exists in the Batman Arkham Trilogy…

I mean those 3 games were grounded to the point u could buy it exists in reality, it’s dark and grim…Gotham is a cesspool of crime and hate with grotesque characters, so uh sorry if I have a hard time believing that just around the corner in that Arkham Trilogy there exists Superman and the Justice League….yeah ok sure….

So anyways wanna hear The Jonkler’s reaction to seeing Bruce shaking Superman’s hand? “Wanna know why I admire him? He could have named himself Money Man, but instead went for bats instead”…….wow? Money man? Get it because he’s rich…..good grief who wrote that joke? Was it an actual toddler? Ain’t no way an adult with any common sense could fathom that joke and think oh yeah this is a clever joke….

Oh hahaha very funny, this is a nice joke….this entire game is a joke if u ask me….anyways now let’s talk about the fact that this entire DLC campaign only has 3 min of cutscenes for the Jonkler, which doesn’t happen until after u defeat Braniac….yeah want u to keep that in mind u get to grind 30ish hours to get to Braniac just to get 3 min of a cutscene involving The Jonkler?

I want my money back Rocksteady, oh it gets worse in those scenes of dialog, none of them is of him or Harley interacting with each other…we don’t get any insight into how Harley feels about there being a Jonkler on their team after her beloved Joker died…nope no insight whatsoever, guess she’s just fine there’s a Jonkler on there team even though she admitted her relationship with the Joker was toxic, also she lost the Joker to Batman….so she’d still feel some resentment against him….

Noooppee guess that’s not a thing here…nope, The Jonkler is here to stay baby…..sighhhhhh, yeah this royally annoys me like a lot…..yeah sorry I refuse to call this the Joker he is not the Joker he is The Jonkler….Rocksteady has messed up royally with this game, they messed up with a season pass…

Like if this is how future season passes/new characters are gonna be like then I’m jumping ship before it becomes a shipwreck (if it hasn’t already)…..I recommend u never buy this game not even for 70 dollars or 100 dollars…it ain’t worth ur time or investment….

What concerns me as well is that this might be the future of gaming, tons of corporations in the gaming industry have decided to move on to making live service looter shooter games……even though no one likes those types of games…

The issue is and I already said this but when the game stops getting support and they shut down the servers there will be no way to play the said specific game anymore….oh boy cannot wait…..why even give them our money anymore if the game will come out buggy, messy unfinished oh and if the game will be unplayable in the future…again can’t wait…..

Anyways hope yall enjoyed this review plz share this around with people u know….thanks.

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